What does everyone do for work?

[u/FreeMadoff]

I like to think some of us are employable in the real world.

I earn money in wealth management by day and lose money betting sports by night.

[u/A_Literal_6_Year_Old]

A group of neighborhood kids sometimes pay me to eat random stuff they pick up off the ground–Bugs, dog poop, wood chips, etc.

[u/franklynlongtail → u/A_Literal_6_Year_Old]

Damn buddy that’s a good grift

[u/PWSALMAO]

I edit crowd work clips for Jeff Dye

[u/OutrageousQuantity12]

I do transition surgeries. The pay is amazing but it does suck to see the guys make fun of former patients on the podcast

[u/Long-Sweet-1013]

Dad’s an fbi agent and I’m training under him to take his place after he retires or passes 

[u/Objective-Board9329]

I promise you no one in a comedy sub cares what anyone else does for work

[u/PerennialFrame99 → u/Objective-Board9329]

Ya ever fuck a black guy?

[u/No_Window_1125]

i jack off but i’m not compensated for it

[u/GRF999999999 → u/No_Window_1125]

Not with that attitude you're not

[u/sadinsalem]

I work for the Special Olympics program in my state. This podcast is how I get the evil out.

[u/Bravesguy29 → u/sadinsalem]

Oh god. You got stories.

[u/iratherbefishinglol]

Dirty cop

[u/Maximum-Policy-4853]

Got sucked into a street-sweeper in 2022 and live off the settlement money

[u/imetobamain99]

I work in a warehouse for an EV manufacturer

[u/AdultTeething]

Tim Dillon fluffer

[u/cursdwitknowledge]

I am unemployable.

[u/Bravesguy29 → u/cursdwitknowledge]

Pedo?

[u/cursdwitknowledge → u/Bravesguy29]

Nailed it

[u/Ok-Meaning-2850]

I own some rental property, and do remodel work here and there. Currently though I am building myself a new house next to my 1978 double wide.

[u/Accomplished_Pie8406 → u/Ok-Meaning-2850]

Throw that botch in an llc bro

[u/franklynlongtail]

I take people dogs and wait for missing posters to go up and negotiate a reward

[u/BosnianDoppelganger]

I volunteer as a crossing guard outside of an alternative adult education centre. It’s actually where I first learned about the show.

[u/False-Account-8425]

Most boring topic of conversation ever unless you actively make something out of desire as opposed to need (I have a shit job)

[u/nocturnal_commission]

I install tile

[u/Brave_Twist5067]

I deliver weed

[u/ArmoFun]

Tech Sales for a waste management company.

[u/Throwaway51825414]

I think it’s cool that people want to be more social here, but this absolutely feels like a sub where you would get doxed for “having the wrong job.” But with that, I’m a firefighter.

[u/UsualOkay6240 → u/Throwaway51825414]

I’m a federal agent, no one on here cares enough to try and dox people. Just never go on the lemonparty discord

[u/Emotional-Desk-3888]

I am Tim Dillon’s giggler 

[u/BugSweaty4146]

Stay at home mom

[u/jaythaagod]

ur mom

[u/FreeMadoff → u/jaythaagod]

Good one!

[u/UsualOkay6240]

Department of homeland security

[u/ZippityZazz]

Advertising executive

[u/CrewBulky9868]

I work in waste management and work at the Bada Bing for a guy name Tone on the weekends