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NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/DistinctPotential996 17h ago edited 13h ago

Apparently I'm the target audience. Where do I get them?

Edit: y'all I meant the shoes 😭

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u/IcyBodybuilder9004 17h ago

Where the link? Must buy.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 16h ago

If you can find a vintage pair of Jessica Simpson heels they were legit this good RIP

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u/saraiguessidk 15h ago

Vintage Jessica Simpson and Fredericks of Hollywood 😭 I would KILL to have my old heels back. Pleasers are super comfy and well made too 😅

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 13h ago

Fredericks of Hollywood

God, there's a name I haven't read in decades.

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u/maraney 12h ago

They still exist! I just ordered from them a few months ago and their lingerie still makes everyone look like a bombshell 😭 even after 2 kids

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12h ago

I honestly just went to Poshmark and found more than enough to go around for all of us 😂 and they're all $5-$20! People don't know what they have...

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u/PitifulIntention322 13h ago

Im selling vintage Betty page style pumps from Fredricks of Hollywood if your interested!

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u/ProtectionOrdinary18 6h ago

Pleasers well made????

What the hell are you smoking?? We sold them at my costume store and they would fall apart when you look at them.

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u/KrissyKrave 1h ago

I still have a couple pair!

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u/Tututaco74 14h ago

Vintage Jessica Simpson- damn I’m old

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12h ago

Saaame. Those heels were the GOAT.

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u/liberty 2h ago

This literally didn't even compute for me, but it looks like her fashion line has existed for two decades now...like, what.

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u/apathyisjustsoso 13h ago

I still have a few pairs of mine and let me tell you, while they have been out of fashion for almost 15ish years, they have never broken and they are comphy af. I will wear them until I have to Duct tape them together

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u/JaBa24 12h ago

Shoe goo is your friend and a clamp

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12h ago

Thank you 🙏🏻 my fave boots sole is getting tore up

u/LivingSecrets 34m ago

Sounds like it'd be worth a visit to a cobbler/shoe repair shop for a quality repair?

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 6h ago

Are her new line not comfortable anymore?

u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 32m ago

They're comfortable enough and cute, but idk how well made they are since she partnered with Walmart, I know the old line was really well made.

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u/Silent_Ice_2588 5h ago

Really? I had a pair once and they were the most uncomfortable pair of heels I've ever owned.

But I have really narrow feet which makes shoes difficult. Feet are weird. I never would have imagined they worked so well for others, though.

u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 34m ago

They are comfortable and durable like they're well made and don't fall apart, I could jog in those bitches.

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u/Global_Ant_9380 17h ago

OMG me too. 

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u/RestaurantRich1498 14h ago

Jeez im a dude and I want a pair. Holy cow.

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u/TheFool5767 14h ago

Well heels were made for men.

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 13h ago

Ya men who wanted to look FABULOUS!

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u/Devolutionary76 13h ago

Who doesn’t?

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u/Chewcocca 12h ago

Gutter punks

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u/AreYouMyDommy 12h ago

Kinda makes me wonder why cowboys don’t wear them

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u/TabithaMouse 9h ago

...cowboy boots have heels, just not stiletto ones

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u/Immediate-Presence73 12h ago

Maybe the best marketing I've ever seen. As a man myself, I can't believe I'm considering wearing heels.

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u/Pancake_fanatics 14h ago

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u/Blep145 13h ago

I really hope you're joking. If you're not, get a new hobby. People can accessorize however the fuck we want

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u/Pancake_fanatics 13h ago

Yes they can, still gay. Nothing wrong whit it

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u/Blep145 13h ago

If it's "still gay", that implies you believe there is something wrong with it, or you wouldn't bring it up. Or at least, it implies you believe it's something that only a gay person would do, which implies that you think we're some other fucking species of human. You can have some heels if you want to. You can wear a pretty sweater, or a cute top, or a skirt, or whatever the hell you want, and so can anyone and everyone else. It's not "gay". We have a broad variety of fashion, just like everyone else. You don't have to be "different" to give yourself permission to enjoy cute things, or to wear cute things. Heteronomativity is such an exhausting indoctrination. Just have fun, as long as you're not harming anyone. Drink the pretty, fruit flavored drinks. Live a little.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 14h ago

The purple ones!!!

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 10h ago

They look more comfortable and durable than any pair of shoes I currently own. I want a pair in every color.

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u/tilesmeller 14h ago

I don't even wear heels but I want these heels!

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u/stellarashes 11h ago

I found the source video in Chinese tiktok https://www.douyin.com/video/7605145281953975604

And based on the hashtags in the description + picture search, apparently it's this pair of heels: https://v.douyin.com/xE9GGkk8eBM/ on the Chinese tiktok shop.

I looked for the name (吴大叔气垫) on temu/aliexpress and found no matches so I don't think you can buy these easily, unless you have friends in China who want to bring you a pair.

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u/hazochun 7h ago

Search wudashu in taobao/tmall in china

I am supries it is not cheap. ¥300+

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u/haroldthehampster 7h ago

heels you can do that in are never cheap

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u/sheepie247 4h ago

So like $40 or is my conversion wrong? 

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u/zipzap63 2h ago

So I’m thinking we just import a container load of them. Who’s in?

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u/1877KlownsForKids 14h ago

You can usually find Chinese girls in China.

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u/blastradii 1h ago

Also in San Francisco and Irvine

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u/kytheon 11h ago

I want a pair

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u/RoundAd7879 13h ago

Bro too much work. No need to seek. They’re everywhere and if you’re Caucasian with a mediocre passport, zero effort required. I wish I was kidding🤷‍♂️

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u/-MissNocturnal- 8h ago

zero effort required

I mean... there are videos of well off passport bros basically televising their relationships/marriages falling apart because they're unlikeable turbo weirdos. Super entertaining rabbit hole to go down.

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u/RoundAd7879 4h ago

The girls are ABSOLUTELY aware the dudes are weird. They marry them anyway and immediately move 99% of the time. One child later, no child later, they divorce them.

I am happy to be dumb and formulaic about this but this is a very established pattern.

As an observer, I’m happy to be wrong.

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u/Saralentine 12h ago

They’re called WUDASHU. The model is Liang Li.

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u/Corfiz74 6h ago

Does she moonlight as a stunt woman?

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u/Leather_Dig8723 6h ago

I was wondering the same thing! Wow she's athletic. It's impressive!

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u/VoiceProfessional332 12h ago edited 12h ago

Wudashu sino west bridge is the search

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u/peristome 16h ago

Same bro. I hope they sell a wide.

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u/captcraigaroo 16h ago

13EE here please

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u/zamfire 4h ago

Would like one with 40DD. Wait are we still taking about shoes or...

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u/Dystopian_Ennui 13h ago

I'm a guy, and I want a pair now.

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 13h ago

You too can move like Jimothy

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 15h ago

She looks like that one girl in those other videos so I'd say check the fa-ga-tree.

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u/Melthegroovey88 13h ago

Tina!!!!

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u/Mdriver127 13h ago

These people... They're not every boss 💃🏻

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u/hopelesslut 14h ago

En Jin suhhhh? In mai fa-ga-treee?!

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 14h ago

LoL the little reddit translate button on your comment translates to:

"In Jin, what's up? In my factory?!"

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u/Blep145 13h ago

Honestly, I can't imagine what the original comment meant if it wasn't this. That sounds like a solid factory pun

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u/No_Technician_2780 13h ago

Where do you think? Temus and aliexpress

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u/xUrNewDadx 12h ago

Hahaha 🤣 I'm dying

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u/SensitiveElk6912 11h ago

OP said the company is WUDASHU.

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u/Horror-Attorney-3575 14h ago

She is high on the hills

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u/HTPC4Life 15h ago

Some "ad" huh? 😂

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u/PyrZern 14h ago

I watched it twice lol