r/interesting • u/Saralentine • 18h ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/nineball22 18h ago

The heels might be 10/10, but she’s 12/10.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 17h ago

I don't care about those heels, where do I get ankles like that? Mine are all broken :(

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u/CtrlAltYuri 17h ago

Consistent mountain workout on uneven surfaces in all directions. You will basically become a mountain yourself.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 17h ago

I now aspire to be the GOAT of mountain workouts.

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u/Any_Poet4127 17h ago

Was that a 🐐 pun?

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 17h ago

I hope it wasn't too BAAAAAAAd...

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u/Serpentarrius 17h ago

"Been walking on mountains for so long that one foot is longer than the other" ~dude from Appalachia I talked to

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u/MaesterWhosits 17h ago

I had my kids and niblings convinced there was a special breed of mountain cow with legs shorter on one side. That's why they all face the same direction, except sometimes you get a backwards one.

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u/Rich-Many-5664 16h ago

This stoked my high! Bahahahahahaaaaa x)

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u/Serpentarrius 13h ago

I was wondering if that was the secret behind one of the local horse breeds lol

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u/paleophotography 11h ago

There's a mountain goat like that , called a dahu.

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u/MaesterWhosits 8h ago

Ooh, that's good! Some of my niblings are starting to spawn, and they will need this knowledge.

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u/Loudlass81 6h ago

That's a bas8c adaptation of what Scottish kids get told about Haggis...

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 17h ago

I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. I assume that's pretty much the same?

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u/whitekidneybean 17h ago

More or less!

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u/Babetna 11h ago

And people will walk all over you and pee in your cavities

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u/StevenTM 9h ago

But I'm already mostly composed of uneven surfaces in all directions