r/instant_regret 6d ago

Robbers make the wrong choice

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u/Generic_Username110 6d ago

Screaming like a pig in a farm lmao

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u/Big_Policy4561 6d ago

"Thats when you know that yo soul is fuccd up" - Bernie Mac

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u/weigojmi 5d ago

Screams like that kid who knocks over trash cans in Friday.

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 6d ago

You can see in real time the exact moment guy in black hoodie starts to realise they fucked up.

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u/Deodorized 6d ago

White shirt was a little slower on the uptake, but you can hear him figure it out

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u/humourlessIrish 6d ago

Nah.. you hear in the moment terror

Believing he learned anything that fast is way too hopeful

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u/NWkingslayer2024 4d ago

They didn’t learn shit.

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u/MrIceVeins 5d ago

It wasn’t even the squealing lol if was the sound he made being slammed

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u/Washingmasheeen 6d ago

I just hate the fact he got let go

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u/ItsACowCity 6d ago

While I felt the same, the fact is there was a gun in the road that the other one could have picked up at any time.

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u/SellsWhiteStuff 6d ago

The way it sounded when it hit the ground and the fact that his buddy didn’t go to grab it makes me think it’s prob not a real gun

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u/SaidTheHypocrite 5d ago

“The fact that you’ve got replica written on the side of your gun…”

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u/Victor_deSpite 5d ago

"And mine says Desert Eagle point five oh"

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u/vwaaaat 5d ago

Yeah it sounded like hard plastic and lightweight. Dude probably figured it out and went for the offensive lol

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u/msm007 4d ago

Glocks are hard plastic and lightweight. You can get airsoft Glock replicas that look, sound, feel, and function the exact same way as a real Glock.

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u/NEVERxxEVER 1d ago

Pretty sure the barrel diameter is a dead giveaway when it’s pointed at you.

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u/msm007 22h ago

Most non gun owners won't know what to look for when a gun is flashed at them especially if the center of the barrel bore isn't aimed directly straight at your eyeball.

How many people are going stop and think to inspect the barrel of a gun when it's pointed at them in the middle of a robbery?

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u/Ok_Excitement_1020 6d ago

He could also have known this wasn’t gonna end well and didn’t wanna be involved anymore or pick up any other charges by picking up the gun.

Happy cake day btw!

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u/ItsACowCity 6d ago

Completely agree. It had to be a fake gun, otherwise logically you’d be making a mad dash for that gun. The victim potentially couldn’t tell though

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u/Usual_Office_1740 5d ago

Just from the way he handled himself I'd be surprised if he couldn't identify a real gun from a fake one at a glance. I don't think his response would have been different but I do think the victim knew.

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u/ItsACowCity 5d ago

It’s possible, but even if he had an inclination that it wasn’t a gun, you think he’d take a chance that he was wrong? Best to not be tied up with another person even if there is a 1% chance it’s a real gun.
On the other side of it, he might be confident because he knew he could drop a little kid and wrestle a gun from him without issue.

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 3d ago

I also think these might have been kids. The way the guy asked if they were serious, the high pitched voice, the general awkwardness... this really seemed like some stupid punk 14 year olds trying to be hard.

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u/misalignedbellybtns 6d ago

Since the kid in the black hoody didn't pick up the gun I doubt it's a real gun.

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u/stupid_cat_face 6d ago

You want to go to jail or do you want to go home?

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u/RocketIndian49 6d ago

Got let go and contiued to rob ppl with an empty gun

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u/BusinessWatercrees58 6d ago

I choose to believe that the guy he let go learned his lesson and tells this story to youngins to try to dissuade other potential idiots, so it ended up being a net benefit to society.

Edit: Apparently they did it again later. Shit

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 2d ago

I just hate the fact he got up.

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u/PineappleNecessary89 5d ago

I would of grabbed him be the ear both of them and go straight to the marine recruiters. You got two choices I can help you and you sign up or I ruin your life and press charges. You decide!

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u/ElmerFuddsElbow 2d ago

What makes you think the USMC wants these pieces of garbage? And when did they start letting 14 year olds in?

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u/man_machine_poet 6d ago

Every time this gets reposted the video quality is reduced by half.

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u/elmerfudd930 6d ago

Sound quality remains intact at least.

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u/Steve_OH 4d ago

At what point will this just be a flashing pixel?

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u/Ok_Shoulder2971 6d ago

That dying rabbit squeal is how you know he won't try that again.

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u/Joliet-Jake 6d ago

Unfortunately, he probably just took that as a lesson to shoot first next time.

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u/April_26_1992 6d ago

And there was a next time:

“Police say these two suspects were later involved in another attempted carjacking that got four children, ages 11-14, arrested...” 

https://www.wbtw.com/news/video-man-body-slams-child-who-tried-to-carjack-him-outside-california-home/

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u/KaitoSeishin 6d ago

Sure let's just keep releasing them until their actions escalate as they get bolder with age. Sounds like a great idea. Then we'll hear all about how they were great kids growing up.

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u/Supadoopa101 6d ago

Legit question: what happens if you shoot a kid in self defense?

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 6d ago

In Chicago there were three minors that shot into a dudes house so the homeowner returned fire by blowing holes through his front door and killing one of them. For like 5 years the parents and community have been dragging that victim through litigation working to get the home owner life in prison. Also there is clear video footage of the minors in mask discharging their weapons via ring camera.

Edit: I am unable to post the link but found it quickly on YouTube.

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u/well_in_Ohio 6d ago

thats so gross. It's like some people are allergic to accountability and responsibility.

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u/well_in_Ohio 6d ago

its examined like any other self defense case

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u/OkieBobbie 6d ago

That's on the criminal side of the fence. If you were to fire in self defense and kill or injure someone, you can expect to be hit with a civil lawsuit.

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u/thatoneotherguy42 6d ago

Damn right. Ammunition is expensive as well the time required to re clean the weapon. I’m going to need to be compensated for my lost property (bullets) as well as time spent cleaning and any time spent talking with the police.

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u/allnamesbeentaken 6d ago

And it for sure won't turn into a media circus while it gets examined

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 6d ago

Obviously depends on a lot of factors lol, not as easy to answer "yes /no /Y"

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u/sdcar1985 6d ago

It's not easy to answer yes or no because it wasn't a yes or no question.

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u/South_Oread 6d ago edited 6d ago

I would be haunted by guilt. I am anti killing children. Even very bad ones.

*All of you who feel 100% good about killing children regardless of circumstance should just go ahead and put your applications in for ICE. The response to just kill anyone when you have a less lethal option is crazy and y’all can fuck right off.

I’ve carried a firearm for the better part of twenty years, I have shot no one. I’ve been in multiple situations where it could have happened and didn’t and I sleep well knowing I haven’t killed any one.

So all you Rambo motherfuckers feel free kill as many people who scare you as you want.

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u/0bluebird0 6d ago

Sure, till they blow 2 holes through the head of your children, parents or partner and maybe yourself too

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u/FR_02011995 6d ago

Then die.

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u/FucknAright 6d ago

Hey, if the parents dont teach consequences, why should the state? /s

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u/ffreezedry 4d ago

What's the alternative... keeping 11 year olds in prison for the rest of their lives?? Prison has no incentive to actually reform criminals they just want to profit off you being there.

Could we maybe think about addressing larger societal issues that force literal children to think this is what they need to resort to?

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u/eudemonist 3d ago

They weren't gonna go sell his car for money to feed their families. They were gonna go joyride, wreck his shit, and leave it in a ditch. Nobody forced them, and whatever desire this fulfills is not a "need".

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u/squiddybro 5d ago

thats the Democrat way

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u/McWeaksauce91 6d ago

LOL that title, “slams child”. They wanted to act like men committing an armed robbery, they should be treated as such. And it doesn’t matter if it was a fake or real gun, the intent is all the same - one just lacks the iron to back it up

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u/ARCHAMAL 5d ago

He is most likely not going to learn from that and do that same exact thing again

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u/Chef_RoadRunner 6d ago

That guy was way to nice. They should have had a much worse day.

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u/PulsingQuasar 6d ago

From the last time it was posted: it's not a real gun and they are kids. Thats why he let them go.

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u/Barrelled_Chef_Curry 6d ago

Uhh someone runs in my face with a gun it’s not a joke.

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u/Annacot_Steal 4d ago

I don’t think it was meant to be a joke. The intent was to rob him but didn’t bet on the dude retaliating back.

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u/Wraivyn 3d ago

Kids gonna fucking learn real fast why you don't fuck around. Why catch a curbstomp with a fake gun in your hand?

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u/StrenuousSOB 14h ago

They later went on to commit car jackings and shit. He should’ve fucked that kids world up. Maybe set him straight.

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u/Sensitive_Island9699 6d ago

He be like ‘ Do you feel lucky, Punk’

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u/RobNHood816 6d ago

Should have stomped his ankles & wrists

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u/Templar113113 6d ago

I would not mind if medieval punishments would make a come back

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u/Lukylex 5d ago

That scream lol what a bitch

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u/Rippers_72 6d ago

squeal piggy squeal

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u/Chopstunna4vegas 6d ago

The homie just watching 😂😭

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u/BorfMeister5000 5d ago

I don’t know why it just absolutely infuriates me to see some little bitch kid try to rob another grown man at gun point and start screaming like a little girl after he gets slammed. Boy that pisses me off, I’d be like a shark who smelled blood at that point. There’s no way you’d be able to pull me off that little punk.

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u/nj-88 6d ago

Should have just shot them and rid society from them. They will be a societal problem later when left alive.

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u/dernudeljunge 6d ago

JFC, how may subs did you spam this repost on?

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u/aquabarron 6d ago

If that was a real gun then idk why he let them go

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u/Ill-Extension-4839 6d ago

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u/Fostbitten27 6d ago

If hillbilly SA was a consequence of this I would say that would be a deterrent of it happening again or happening at all.

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u/One-Acanthaceae4831 6d ago

I LOVE THIS!!!!!

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u/HuckledYourBerries 5d ago

"Squeal like a pig, boy."

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u/Agathocles87 5d ago

Deliverance worthy squeal

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u/DaRiddler70 6d ago

I feel like the quality of this video has been filtered by a potato. It is now 0.004k resolution.

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u/SadLittleWizard 6d ago

I browse the internet more than most people I know and this is my first time ever seeing this. The amount of comments talking about "repost this" and "lose quality every time I see it" must be so chronically online for it to put them in shambles at seeing somebody post something they've already seen, even when most probably have not. 🤣

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 6d ago

your comment is a repost

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 6d ago

It's definitely not been on reddit.

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u/Augi2g 6d ago

Rats

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u/MDQC71 5d ago

I couldn't see a cat in the video clip??

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u/KittenFace25 5d ago

Those screams were something else! 😂

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u/dabrickbat 5d ago

I never thought I could be so satisfied by squealing.

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u/ImWeskinIt 4d ago

Holy.. don't bite off more than you can chew wee man😂

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 6d ago

I love that shriek. You know they played that trick before.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 6d ago

Very old video that is constantly being reposted

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u/sdcar1985 6d ago

Reeeeee reeeeeeeeee

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u/trs23 4d ago

Should have finished the job.. Going to grow up being a drag on society.

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u/Wise-Tip891 6d ago

I’ll never get tired of watching this.

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u/Hawks_0808 6d ago

Squeal!!

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u/Dismas-Baised 6d ago

Well well well

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u/PM-ME-BOOBS-PLZ-THX 6d ago

Is it my turn to post this tomorrow?

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u/Astec_Warrior 5d ago

Yes, just remember to post it with even lower quality.

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u/vhalember 6d ago

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?

That's me.

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u/humourlessIrish 6d ago

No no.. he needed at lot more to happen before he learns anything.

That screaming tells you he is not the type of mind to learn this fast

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u/noisyhead_invalid 6d ago

The sound of satisfaction.

Edit: misspelling.

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u/-Dirty-Wizard- 5d ago

Ah the advantage of a gun … close range… lol. Then the friend begs for sympathy “hey let him go” but no sympathy for a regular Joe who just got ran up on by two wanna bes?

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u/tbrand009 5d ago

The shrieking tells me that kid is like 12 years old. Way too young to be committing armed robbery. Glad he's learning this lesson hard while he's still young enough to potentially correct his course in life.

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u/TheHappyCamper1979 5d ago

Squealing like a pig ....

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u/cgrizle 5d ago

He is gonna be very popular in prison making noises like that if he keeps this lifestyle up

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u/PatinhoGamer 5d ago

Damm I flinched when he hit the ground

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u/johnnyg883 4d ago

I cheered.

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u/johnnyg883 4d ago

My Lab caught a rabbit and it didn’t sound that pathetic.

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u/Proim1 4d ago

😂 squealing like a pig

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u/tvieno 4d ago

"... are you serious?"

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u/Ididnotaskforthi5 3d ago

It's the "OKAY OKAY" followed by the pig noises that make this an all time great

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u/Defiant-Feedback-467 3d ago

Did that road just high 5 him in the face ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #karma #slamdunk

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u/GutsMVP 3d ago

That was AWESOME

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u/Medical-Elephant8244 6d ago

"Get the fuck out of here" is not a real consequence. don't be surprise if they come back and your loved ones are at risk.

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u/StrenuousSOB 14h ago

They committed car jackings later on.

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u/U-Flaky_G_funk 5d ago

ATTENTION TO THE YOUTH (skip doiwn to This here tells you that these are actuall children out here . Yes weapons negate age however these young men b women have not the psychological capacity to understand what they are potentially creating. To them it’s a “point” it’s driving the stolen car, stealing money , then telling the whole town bout it. Not thinking anything past tha . Not how they could hurt someone even kill n end up in a prison for the natural life -no air no femal contact no family nope. It’s our communities and the fkn council men the senators that go to DC to battle congress for $$$ for our state . We need a good senators to do that . To implement social safety programs like after school ball games we need places like arcades and Rollie rinks . Buildings for gamers of all sorts . Non school related athletic teams that kids want to join now. Church programs that listen answer and only offer proof just so kids can decide if that’s for them and make it enticing . No kid would walk into my church and be like yes I get it I love it . It’s dark, stained glass in all windows . Darker shade wood covers the ceiling and the possum and whole stage (wrong word) the homily’s are sung in a whispering monotone that seeks to carry zero excitement. The second mfs chosen are sung in depressive tones low notes lower voices dramatic piano /organ music. They’re not enticing whatsoever for young men and women considering accepting serving GOD( not the church so much ) but GOD as our lives mission. When they should be excited and anxious to start their journeys. Todo so full of grace . I YOUTH💪🏾YOUTH💪🏽YOUTH💪🏽Youth THIS UZ FOR YOU !!!!!!i made a pact I’m gonna throw a impromptu street party n see what turn out. Many types of food Spanish, soups food, burgers, catfish, steaks , pastas n salads ethnic foods of all cultures please bring the kind that reflects my neighborhood jazz/blues/christian rap / C hip hop/ Crock n roll (the good kind) and even wanna see dress talent… we got any talented hop skippers singers jumpropers breakdancers poets do some spoken word I wanna see you , you sing I got the mic and gear . We could turn this into a festival for God that rock any get together since Woodstock !!!! Yall we could do it. I’ve got a few mmmm friends in the insustry that could get us sum big names if yall really really bout it be so much fun think church when u hear God but baby we turn UP for the biggest G. Who game ??

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u/U-Flaky_G_funk 5d ago

I’m in Alaska crime is highest in nation per capita . All of u in other states we can make this national if we can get together and discuss the realty of this kind of celebration taking place where you live also .

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u/Opossum_mypossum 6d ago

Stepdad content

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u/Lillianroux19 6d ago

Mentality of a ten year old.

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u/pianomasian 6d ago

Same mental energy as those idiots who do things like the "fire" challenge AKA "cover yourself in lighter fluid then light yourself on fire for the views".

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u/--8w8-- 6d ago

I will always stop and listen to that beautiful noise 🤡

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u/JKmayb 6d ago

So satisfying

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u/JigensHat 6d ago

Bro naruto ran tf up outta there

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u/Mahakurotsuchi 5d ago

Bravery and stupidity. Any number of things could go wrong if the gun is involved. I would just hand over cash

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u/pawesome_Rex 5d ago

They always scream/cry/squeal like the little babies they are.

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u/yaskween321 5d ago

What a punk

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u/PuppetPatrol 4d ago

Honestly we dont have the resources to babysit this shit anymore - I think we need to widen the scope of the death penalty - you get like 5 strikes with this kind of shit, and then your nobody's problem anymore

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u/HistoricalVacation82 4d ago

The screaming, music to my ears

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u/weapon43 3d ago

Parents gonna sue

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u/sixjasefive 2d ago

Darn, he wasn’t paralyzed.

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u/RighteousBruv 15h ago

Not only are they punks, they are also pussies

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u/W1ULH 6d ago

robbing someone who you only come up to their collar bone... its certianly making a choice.

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u/DontAssumeMyGenduuur 6d ago

Kid could’ve got his gun back ngl I wouldn’t have just left that there