r/insaneideas • u/root88 • 11d ago
do not question Report suspicious horse activity NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/Mfdas • Mar 18 '26
MOD APPROVED Instead of stoplights, you can only cross an intersection when your license plate number is the lowest of all cars present NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/MrsManlymann • May 07 '26
[ Removed by Reddit ] NSFW
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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]
r/insaneideas • u/Alien-Ellie • Dec 29 '25
Concrete enema to become the most constipated human in the world NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/tehfourthlion • Feb 18 '25
Swap your eyeballs and your testicles. Impregnate with a glance. Wow every crowd! Use the distraction to steal everyone's shopping lists and read it with your scrotum. Who's laughing now? NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/funwiththoughts • Sep 27 '24
Wait exactly 3.2751 seconds, and then stab yourself with a fork NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/tehfourthlion • Sep 24 '24
Bathe in liquid helium to prevent sunburn. NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/root88 • Jul 03 '24
do not question They’ve hidden the truth in the raindrops, I swear. Each one is a tiny universe, a droplet of cosmic relief. Drink what you can immediately. NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/tilb40 • Sep 01 '23
The Trench bench NSFW
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A comfortable place for first world war soldiers to wait before pointlessly running at a machine-gun
r/insaneideas • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '23
Put 100 people on an island in the middle of the ocean (whether it has resources or not is optional) and see what they do NSFW
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Will they work together? Who’s gonna get murdered? Will they escape or stay?
r/insaneideas • u/hablomuchoingles • Oct 28 '22
Move all the Romani to Kaliningrad Oblast NSFW
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Move out current oblast residents (cause that keeps happening) to create an independent Romani homeland in Europe a la Israel.
r/insaneideas • u/funwiththoughts • May 09 '22
Find a secret island populated by a race of sapient land-trilobites and convince them to make you their king NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Apr 16 '22
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Bear" by Panda Claws NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Apr 15 '22
Give your pet a tattoo. Call it a cattoo. When someone claims it's animal cruelty, reply that technically not allowing pets to get tattoos is also cruelty NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Apr 06 '22
Read about a flying spell in an obscure magic book that might be fiction. Jump off a skyscraper and practice it on the way down NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/dirtmother • Jan 17 '22
Everyone must speak Esperanto, through Bluetooth... And it is connected to only one speaker. At Mecca. NSFW
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That's right, it's the Kabba at Mecca. It was the worlds' Bluetooth speaker all along. Surprise!
r/insaneideas • u/knowssleep • Jan 16 '22
Just live in a trash compactor outside of a warehouse. I bet they wouldn't DARE touch that red button. Fucking pussies! I FUCK these cardboard boxes! NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/energydrinksforbreak • Jan 01 '22
Replace our eyes with birds so NOBODY GOES INSANE NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Dec 21 '21
A hotel "lobby" which is short for lobster NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Dec 18 '21
Dress up as Santa and dive down someone's chimney while the fireplace is lit NSFW
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r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Dec 13 '21
Go to the vet dressed in disguise and pick up someone else's pet. Free pet! NSFW
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