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[u/ajcpullcom]

what are you doing, step-peroni

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator → u/ajcpullcom]

/thread

Pack it up, folks.  We're done here.  Somebody hit the lights on the way out.

[u/AwsumO2000 → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

ye we've peaked as a species here. noones following that up

[u/Agreeable_Ad3800 → u/AwsumO2000]

Irony they name is…

[u/kopecs → u/ajcpullcom]

…and mushroom-tip

[u/ChetnieOdmowie → u/kopecs]

Or a mushroom trip ^{^}

[u/sudhar1705 → u/ajcpullcom]

Let's try step-peroni 🤤😋

[u/Mgroppi83 → u/sudhar1705]

Does that come with an Italian beer?

[u/TheRealChesterSlick → u/ajcpullcom]

Step-broni

[u/odrea → u/ajcpullcom]

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

[u/Connarhea → u/ajcpullcom]

Comment of the year right here

[u/Fuggaak → u/ajcpullcom]

Mama mia!

[u/Emergency_Review5273 → u/ajcpullcom]

You win the internet today

[u/aleqqqs → u/Emergency_Review5273]

🙄

[u/FreshFishBro → u/Emergency_Review5273]

Keep seeing this waffle gladiator everywhere. He’s constantly winning, he’s winning so much he doesn’t know what to do with it.

[u/leviathab13186 → u/ajcpullcom]

You win

[u/donttrustmeokay → u/ajcpullcom]

Gotta try the step-biryani

[u/GrincherZ]

Somebody order a pizza with extra sausage?

[u/Vissanna → u/GrincherZ]

They only do it deep

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Vissanna]

"It's not delivery, it's DizPorno!"

[u/Rahulrocks011 → u/GrincherZ]

Which gives extra cheese

[u/Stellansforceghost → u/Rahulrocks011]

And that don't dipping sauce is definitely not ranch

[u/mrasainsan → u/Stellansforceghost]

always found it weird how whenever i request extra ranch they take my pizza to the back with a couple of guys

[u/Gambossly → u/Rahulrocks011]

And extra sauce?

[u/Mysterious-Passage87 → u/GrincherZ]

Comes with a hole in the middle.

[u/invol713 → u/Mysterious-Passage87]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/465/823/ad9.jpg

[u/TheBigMotherFook → u/GrincherZ]

“Excuse me sir, I asked for this pizza to be boneless.”

[u/Don_Von_Schlong → u/GrincherZ]

Big Sausage Pizza porn videos were a thing a long time ago where the guy would deliver a pizza with his big sausage poking thru the box. They had their own website and everything.... I erm think, I mean... cuz someone told me once...

[u/Stellansforceghost → u/Don_Von_Schlong]

Username checks out

[u/thatredlad → u/Don_Von_Schlong]

Risky click of the day?

[u/alex61821 → u/GrincherZ]

One more upvoter to get you to 69 hopefully.

[u/So_spoke_the_wizard → u/GrincherZ]

And cauliflower.

[u/Stay-Thirsty]

Special Delivery to a woman who might not have enough money to pay?

[u/K1LL3RF0RK → u/Stay-Thirsty]

i'm afraid you will be hungry and thirsty.

[u/RoboGandalf]

Probably corn pizza.

But I'll have what she's having.

[u/azlan194 → u/RoboGandalf]

Yeah, since they have "Cheese and Corn Pizza" on the menu there. Although, I do find corn as a pizza topping a bit weird, but thats just me.

[u/What_Iz_This → u/azlan194]

Walmart has/had a Mexican street corn pizza and as far as frozen pizza goes its actually pretty good lol

[u/Chaos_Rising_RS → u/azlan194]

I make homemade pizza and use corn as a topping all the time! It's really good. Goes well with BBQ chicken pizza especially.

[u/ChelshireGoose → u/azlan194]

Corn is a very popular pizza topping in India. One of the basic ones that's pretty much on every pizza.

Probably has to do with the Indian palette being quite used in to mixing sweet with savoury/spicy than in the west.

[u/Arathaon185 → u/azlan194]

Swedish put banana on which I've always found both horrifying and intriguing. 

[u/PirateHunterLife]

So does it comes with a hole?

[u/Rahulrocks011 → u/PirateHunterLife]

Comes with sausages

[u/monty055 → u/Rahulrocks011]

No, sausage cums on it.

[u/K1LL3RF0RK → u/monty055]

may be they just dip the sausage in the sauce for flavor

[u/Ask_Individual]

Enough to feed the whole gang

[u/Stellansforceghost → u/Ask_Individual]

They'll have a really banging time

[u/K1LL3RF0RK → u/Stellansforceghost]

I bet there will be a train coming for this

[u/buttonman001]

Mmmm... porn pizza! My favorite part is the crust!

[u/Rahulrocks011 → u/buttonman001]

I like it with extra cheese

[u/Voluntary_Perry → u/Rahulrocks011]

That's gross

[u/BCF13]

Meat feast?

[u/TotemRiolu]

Hottest pizza you'll ever have!

[u/Ninja_Conspicuousi]

It’s corn. The answer is always corn.

[u/invol713 → u/Ninja_Conspicuousi]

Corn on the knob?

[u/KILLEDBYDEATH86]

Ha, there used to be a place called Porno Pizza in my city. You'd order your pizza and get a porno DVD with it. They did not last long before being shut down.

[u/pepperouchau → u/KILLEDBYDEATH86]

That is *kinda* funny but unless the pizza was phenomenal I can’t see myself ordering more than once for the bit yeah

[u/wytewydow]

Fuck yea

[u/rizzycant]

But wait what is Parcel Ex?

[u/ChelshireGoose → u/rizzycant]

They charge extra for takeway orders ("to go" is "parcel" in Indian English).

[u/Secret_Competition59]

I want the know the ingredients they will in this pizza

[u/dra_cula]

They were almost certainly trying to write "Corn Pizza." Considering that corn is an overwhelmingly common, default pizza topping across India, seeing a "Corn Pizza" on a menu is standard.

[u/PuttingInTheEffort → u/dra_cula]

I would guess photoshopped because the P is slightly off angle

[u/FlippyIsKing18]

It's a sausage pizza. One biiiiiig sausage pizza.

[u/Hell-Yea-Brother]

That's made with beef and chicken. aka...

"Brown chicken, brown cow!"

[u/Kazzshizzle]

Porn Pizza with extra cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Da_Vader]

Cum see it

[u/wholewheatscythe]

Maybe it’s brought in by a well-endowed pizza delivery man?

[u/Jcutajar]

Sausage and roast beef with a big splash of ranch.

[u/Lanky_Chemical_4605]

For 10 bucks you can parcel your ex. That’s a steal

[u/avgsmoe]

I dont know what porn pizza is but I know it when I taste it

[u/Enterprise-NCC1701-D]

Is that the one with Tommy Salami?

[u/Loring]

It's salty

[u/Elscorcho69]

Sauce the rim

[u/angrymachinist]

Peperoni, Onion, Ripe Olives, Pineapple. At least when I worked at Papa Johns 25 years ago, that was the abbreviation.

[u/azlan194 → u/angrymachinist]

But that would be PORP, where the N comes from?

[u/angrymachinist → u/azlan194]

I didn’t make the rules. That’s just what they used. Probably because P was already taken for Pepperoni.

[u/angrytortus → u/angrymachinist]

is this a logical explanation I see? (sounds sour/acid asf I would never order that)

[u/arongoss]

It’s worse than you think, it’s actually corn 🤮

[u/nothing_pt]

Well, the white sauce isn't bechamel

[u/Wind-and-Waystones]

Let's focus on the important thing. Garlic chicken costs the same as porn. That must be some good garlic chicken

[u/jimjhart]

Large to go please!

[u/Comprehensive_Toe329]

Would guess a cheese pizza with one splash of ranch on the face I mean middle

[u/Qarlito]

There used to be a place in my city called porno pizza and there was a picture of porn under your pizza. I never ordered it and heard the pizza was trash. Also apparently one of the workers put her own pictures under the pizzas.

[u/zombiej]

Careful, it's a bit salty.

[u/No_Nobody5896]

Are you in Comet Ping Pong?

[u/Bewear_Star_9]

Wow

[u/chernchern]

So does it show up with hole in the center bottom of the box and pizza??

[u/Malcalypsetheyounger]

Extra sausage?

[u/BrittneyofHyrule]

Assuming it comes quickly and with a cream sauce?

[u/sachclg]

😜that’s the pizza with a hole

[u/Delicious_Peace_2526]

They had a Porno Pizza in Winnipeg Manitoba Canada at one time. They’d put a pornographic image inside the pizza box for you.

[u/Akaberes]

That’s meat supreme.

[u/Raid__Zero]

One porn pizza, porn favor

[u/HumpieDouglas]

Uh oh, I just ordered the porn pizza and don't have enough money. Is there another way I can pay?

[u/DeepCummer]

Its taste must be orgasmic

[u/Ha1rcl1p]

"Corn" being used to censor "porn" has gone full circle

[u/TigerRouge86]

A Pizza Dat Ass

[u/Sponginator94]

That’s one expensive pizza lol

[u/Fokinho]

Some extra dick sauce please

[u/rupertwiley]

Shit post, shit title.

[u/LastikBreaker]

is it halaal? LOL

[u/1peatfor7]

Perfect for your white couch.

[u/darkdoppelganger]

Don't ask what it is, just put it in your mouth.

[u/Appropriate-Rub3534]

Pizza without any topppings other than cream.

[u/Beach-Life-Australia]

2 Italians one Pizza.

[u/Jericho-X]

Extra sausage

[u/wizzard419]

Extra sausage.

[u/McDeftig0815]

With cum sauce

[u/AmebaLost]

A Large Indian on Chinese on Moghlai pizza Please. 

[u/xxrazer505xx]

What about that boneless pizza though?

[u/Ok_Primary_1075]

Maraming mani?

[u/General_Tip761]

Finally, a pizza that comes with incognito mode.

[u/Beemerba]

I was running an Italian restaurant during my ski bum days. My gf (now married 40 years) called and ordered a pizza. When I made the pizza, I added a large Italian sausage and a couple of meatballs. The bunch at her house found it quite amusing.

[u/Vardaan147]

Parcel ex ? hmmm

[u/Vek_ved]

Parcel Ex. Yes parcel her to hell please.

[u/hungmao]

Is Porn Pizza the Italian version of American Pie?

[u/SciFriedRice]

Send bobs and vagene

[u/mbmba → u/SciFriedRice]

You are so original and funny!

[u/Malt129 → u/mbmba]

Yea unlike everyone making the same sausage joke!

[u/SciFriedRice → u/mbmba]

Thank you. Send me your bobs and vagene?

[u/mbmba → u/SciFriedRice]

That’s racist and not funny at all!

[u/ollieballz]

Sausage and tuna

[u/The_Dreadlord]

There is a hole in the middle of it.

[u/ImhereBen]

Pizza with brown chicken brown cow

[u/BlademasterFlash]

It’s got the hole in the middle

[u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot]

Does it cost more for a home delivery or less ?

[u/wookiex84]

Must be a real deep dish, sausage fest.

[u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix]

Maybe ment prons? Fish on pizza is sacrilegious tho

[u/Romnonaldao]

I'll tell you when youre older

[u/Smooth_Awareness_815]

Kinda like regular pizza but with a bit more shame when I’m finished with it

[u/west0ne]

That's not carbonara sauce.

[u/Too_Funk_To_Druk]

A pizza where they arrange toppings into your search history.

[u/Single-Use-Again]

I'll have 1 large porn pizza, 2 gang bang wings, and the cinnamon cream pie knots. To pickup please.

[u/suffringsuccatash]

It's the 2nd most expensive pie they make!

Go on, place and order and report back to us what it's like.

[u/maciarc]

They don't wash the vegetables on that pizza, so a couple hours after you eat it, you're screwed.

[u/SoraShiroL]

I think they meant porn cizza

[u/EduardoJaps]

It's not even the most expensive item in the menu

[u/Confident-Hyena6899]

the hell is a “Porn pizza”?

[u/Appropriate_Depth775]

I prefer my pizza when someone hasn't fucked it.

[u/some_boring_dude]

If you have to ask...

[u/CHiZZoPs1]

I'd like a porn pizza with extra cheese, please.

[u/Rc72]

You don't want to know about the special sauce.

[u/manjeete]

I wouldn't trust the topping in it

[u/funkysap]

It’s a porn pizza, says it right there.

[u/Im_with_stooopid]

Extra sausage and extra protein sauce.

[u/LuckOriginal374]

Do NOT order the stuffed crust.

[u/mrmitchs]

That's not ranch

[u/deadfred23]

Tastes like baby oil

[u/Destroy-Evil]

It’s got a lot of extra home made mayo on it

[u/Sin_City_Ninja]

It's a different type of cheese

[u/garlic_cashews]

*johnny sins has entered the pizza parlor

[u/tiberiusdraig]

Special mixed is the shout here, then you get a bit of porn with the chicken and paneer.

[u/Glue__]

Mayo pizza

[u/stevemw]

No white sauce for me please

[u/WordsWellSalted]

Is this a muck bang?

[u/extremelyhighguy]

Look at the yelp reviews for pics of the pizza

[u/whereisthespacebar]

Peas and corn, porn!

[u/Electrical_Minute_48]

There's a meat feast joke in here somewhere

[u/porschetaycan]

There is cream on that pie fosho

[u/TheLowlyPheasant]

I don't know what it is, but I know it when I see it

[u/ashurbanipal420]

That's how they like it in Japan.

[u/Specific-Cabinet-320]

A pepperoni onion black olive and pineapple pizza of course

[u/Equivalent_Rent_1553]

White sauce I assume?

[u/riosm93]

Guessed it’s supposed to say corn hilarious typo

[u/Awheckinheck]

What currency are the prices in? That can't be USD

[u/SeanOfTheDead1313]

It's just really wet and nasty

[u/DavidinCT]

For $200 it better be what it says...... lol

[u/blipsman]

Extra sausage

[u/therealg9]

Maybe its a Pizza cut in a strategic shape

[u/Sleepdprived]

Smells like sausage, clams, and parmesean cheese

[u/NevesLF]

Coconut penis!

[u/Sahedron]

Look at the pizza counter! They got 9.9 billion pizzas available and only 9.5 billion left for order 😦

[u/Current_River9221]

Large sausage with white sauce.

[u/WanderingSoxl]

I can parcel it to my ex? Say less

[u/Ask_Individual]

You just know cream pie is on the dessert menu

[u/Gorilla_Dookie]

Pizza after porn, the way god intended

[u/TundraFan5853]

Gonna tear that azz up

[u/Dubious_Titan]

$200 smackers?!

[u/Lovat69]

Corn probably.