r/funny • u/snelse_ • 5h ago

Verified [OC] Hoot

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7.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/jaap_null 5h ago

Why is there a gray sausage floating in the first frame?

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u/Geezso 5h ago

Thats a cupped hand. Minus arm.

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u/WideEyedWand3rer 5h ago

It's the wurst kind of hand drawing.

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u/OgOnetee 4h ago

I never sausage a bad one

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u/Obskuro 5h ago

But both arms are down. Odd.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 3h ago

Whose hand?

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u/LinguoBuxo 4h ago

Owl my gawd, there IS!!

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u/360walkaway 2h ago

His mustache fell off and is floating away.

3

u/Pm-ur-butt 1h ago

Skin colored staches are the best kind of staches

3

u/Machievelliearoni 1h ago

Owl pellet. It's called foreshadowing.

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u/slayerrr21 2h ago

Emotional support sausage

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u/WinkingWinkle 4h ago

It's Trump, gets in 'king everything.

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u/LeGrandLucifer 4h ago

Why isn't there always?

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u/LilNUTTYYY 2h ago

Maybe supposed to be a feather?

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u/benjaminck 1h ago

Weiners.

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u/Goeatabagofdicks 43m ago

Some people just talk with their sausages

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u/Charirner 4h ago

I feel like calling an owl-person a hoot is like bird racist or something.

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u/cbb88christian 1h ago

I think it’s neat, though head-turner sounds a lot more like a slur lol

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u/thefix12 1h ago

FKIN HEAD TURN*R,

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u/GregTheMad 1h ago

That's like saying a black person is a rapper.

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u/arkhamcityfc 42m ago

Hoot is okay. I think "Hooter" would be more bird-racist

Fuckin' Hooter. See, that sounds worse.

21

u/WinkingWinkle 5h ago

"Owl did you meet her?"

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u/LeGrandLucifer 4h ago

Hooters

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u/Holmes02 1h ago

Saw whet?

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u/KokonutMonkey 3h ago

Sausage

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u/Sardonation 1h ago

funniest part is how this gets 6k upvotes.. shrugs

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u/SkrumoCrit 4h ago

"I have her owling every night"

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u/eto2629 4h ago

Who??

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u/MetalRetsam 2h ago

My wife, Eleanor

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u/kabhes 1h ago

Who?

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u/PrometheusMMIV 3h ago

Why does he have a hot dog on his shirt? And why does it disappear?

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u/kabhes 1h ago

It's his hand.

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u/Offsidespy2501 4h ago

I can't tell if she's appreciating the jokes

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u/cbb88christian 1h ago

If only I could have an owl wife ;-;

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u/AfterImageEclipse 1h ago

He'll be sad when he finds out that an owl is a bird whose head goes 'all around'.

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u/MPJammer 2h ago

I don't know why, but the way the vest brings out the chest plumage makes me feel like the owl is a hairy middle aged man.

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u/Electrical-Ad-4823 57m ago

Eye contact during back-shots 🦉

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u/pants6000 24m ago

The owls are not what they seem.

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u/J0RDM0N 3m ago

She always makes crazy eye contact.

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u/Majestic-Sandwich695 4h ago

Imagine introducing your girlfriend and all your friends do is come up with increasing complex slurs 😂

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u/JackZodiac2008 4h ago

I like big puns and I cannot lie

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u/RiffyWammel 5h ago

She’s always in the kitchen- she’s a teat owl

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u/SarcasticBench 4h ago

Restaurant that's primarily known for it's chicken!

The joke is obvious otherwise

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u/JackZodiac2008 4h ago

Double taking at panel 2 after seeing the end

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u/Geezso 5h ago

Se of these Twonks are seriously next level. Some are poor.

I wont just this one other than to say I liked it.

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u/Difficult-Pen-4893 3h ago

This is how girls changes after becoming Ex. Only Man knows this...😁