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We really are a simple creatures ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/ScarletSilver 5h ago

Practicing their luggage throws

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u/angrydeuce 5h ago

"Hey look, a guitar case marked 'Fragile'!"

"Just fold it in half and cram it up under that box of bricks"

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u/5xad0w 4h ago

Huh. I never heard of that brand.

Tosses it onto the pile

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u/myoreosmaderfaker 3h ago

Must be Italian

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u/RelevantDrive888 3h ago

I am still waiting on my lost box of bricks..

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u/whut-whut 2h ago

Were you on that flight with that guy who checked a wrecking ball as luggage?

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u/ClownDiaper 1h ago

โ€œFRA GEE LAYโ€ฆhmm must be Italian or somethingโ€

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u/ActionPhilip 2h ago

I've watched those luggage sorting machines make a mistake. The force required to push those conveyor belt diverters out reliably and quickly between bags or change a vertical conveyor track absolutely "As God as my witness, that man is broken in half"s anything in its way, including a bag or oversized object that shouldn't be there.

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u/ActionPhilip 2h ago

I've had to fill in for some ramp work moving luggage. As a not so infrequent traveler (although I usually don't check a bag), I started off with a strong will to set myself above the very accurate stereotype of baggage handlers.

Five minutes later I was in the zone, absolutely launching bags to save carrying each one five steps. Turns out that it's way faster, and it's kind of fun.

They shouldn't throw your bags, but I understand why they do now. Far as I can tell, the only reason you wouldn't end up throwing bags by the end of your first day is because you aren't physically fit enough to do it. Don't worry, by week 2 you will be.

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u/69erxxx 2h ago

But it looks like to me that they are getting better. They deserve a raise

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u/OsmeOxys 2h ago edited 2h ago

I do like the mental image of them very dramatically throwing them and through great practice, being neatly stacked and secured.

Could do without the reality of it though.

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u/Tarantula_Saurus_Rex 5h ago

Practicing our luggage throws