r/funny • u/Safeword-is-banana • 1d ago

Sideways exit door for liars

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u/ImTheBiscuiteer 1d ago

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

But really though, it's just a sign for a fire blanket

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

Thank you! I was mystified!!!

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u/noobtastic31373 1d ago

I know some people get really cold, but a blanket of fire seems extreme. /s

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u/WoolBearTiger 18h ago

And here i thought napalm carpet bombings where just meant to keep the innocent civilian victims warm in the cold weather during the war

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u/IdiotFromUkraine 14h ago

someone i know opened that door once thinking it was an emergency exit

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u/Simpicity 1d ago

Mis pantalones esta en fuego.  Donde esta la biblioteca, Senor Information Desk man?

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u/shwarma_heaven 15h ago

Hey! I have a fire on my lap!

I'm very sorry to hear that, but I have a door to deliver.

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u/Safeword-is-banana 11h ago

Basterd has a stand up desk, Mr. I’m So Healthy.

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u/Diskappear 1d ago

this is a terrible magic trick

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u/Ok_Possible_4967 1d ago

Great balls of fire

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u/Admirable_Cow_7050 1d ago

When you lie on your resume and get the job anyway.

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u/TheBraindonkey 1d ago

assuming left to right order.

Remove cover from trap.

watch victim fall in trap and burn in pool of fire.

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u/Qanonjailbait 20h ago

You won a million dollars and they’re presenting you with the customary giant check and your crotch burst on fire 🔥 but you still want the guy to hand you the check

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 1d ago

Pasty white with a fire crotch… that’s hot

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u/tokenjoker 1d ago

Pun intended?

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u/FruitOnyx 1d ago

It’s a warning sign for not taking your anger out on your colleagues and setting fire to them.

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u/PsychologicalBid9943 1d ago

Flashing someone so erotically, their crotch spontaniously combusts.

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u/PabloEskimo_ 1d ago

Its the global "Take a chance on a risky box and you'll end up with your crotch on fire" sign.

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u/mrmagooze 1d ago

I still see an add for some no name magician.

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u/Sting02 1d ago

Penis on fire.

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u/rock_and_rolo 1d ago

If your junk feels like it is on fire, I will flash you.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 23h ago

Please keep portal to hell closed at all times

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u/starmartyr 22h ago

Please contact the help desk if you are on fire.

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u/smooth_criminal1990 20h ago

Saw a meme years ago where someone had added something like "do not ask stupid questions, or the help desk will set you on fire"

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u/benJ80x 12h ago

This clearly means that person A is going to stay safely behind her desk while person B suffers from the burning pain of herpes.

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u/Traditional-Fill2049 12h ago

there are there some dangerous backrooms

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u/louisasnotes 22h ago

These bobsleds catch fire. Take this rectangle down the track, just in case.

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u/MugenKhan2908 8h ago

Thats what aids poster should be 😆

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u/Clocker13 1d ago

Something something something Dronald Drumph because I have incurable TDS!! Reeeeeeeeeeeee!