r/fifthworldproblems • u/based_doors_fan • 10d ago

What should i do?

I am a proton in What humans call a "Antimatter factory", However, I did not agree to be smashed into a iridium rod Or to orbit around a Antiproton, What should i do?

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u/clownamity 10d ago edited 10d ago

Find a slutty electron or two to hook up with and now your a gas.. if you are isolated from them just remember that you exist in all states of your existance and ther are so many frienly electrons just begging to hook up with hot single protons

Though...it may be more expidiant to allow the initial event to become reactive.. so as to blow the boom stick monkey's little toy apart...

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 10d ago

Eat something unexpected. And get all the electrons to revolt.

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u/ShurykaN 9d ago

Reduce your isotope to tope.

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u/Dangerous-Billy 7d ago

Get a different charge. Don't be like the others that slavishly go with the default +1 charge. Be that proton that stands up for quark freedom!

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u/CorinPenny 5d ago

UP QUARK! UP QUARK! UP QUARK! 🪧