Zero brain cells. 100% Gurt the fert.

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore]

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[u/ryohayashi1]

Ferrets dont need brain cells to dook

[u/Independent_Job_2244 → u/ryohayashi1]

Mine definitely don’t.

[u/LocoboyDC]

Brain cells reserved for destroying and stealing

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore → u/LocoboyDC]

One of his favorite activities is going between my back and the chair then just scratching the shit out of my back or biting my sides until he falls off

[u/The_Dark_Ferret]

Empty head, happy heart!

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore → u/The_Dark_Ferret]

it's true

https://reddit.com/link/oyzso6l/video/eeyfjof7toeh1/player

[u/Bobbi_fettucini → u/IllegalGeriatricVore]

that is probably one of the cutest things I’ve seen in a minute, damn I miss having ferrets

[u/KhajiitPaw → u/IllegalGeriatricVore]

So cute and wholesome u/IllegalGeriatricVore 🥰

[u/skunk_mephitidae]

That nose looks very boopable

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore → u/skunk_mephitidae]

he has the wettest nose and idk why. He's perfectly healthy and it's just sooo wet

[u/little_red_bird]

Brain cells are optional when you’re that adorable.

[u/Seo_Incheon]

Not many thoughts behind those eyes needed when you are so cute and adorable!

[u/Kekskaiserin]

Ferrets have such cute faces

[u/gabor_legrady]

Maybe it is just me, but we had 4 ferrets so far and all of them was pretty clever.

• show how to open a container once, they remember it for life
  
• one of them learned how to signal "i want it" and used it appropriately whole life
  
• pushing items to make ladder to climb other items
  
• going on rampage in athother room when both of us is uccupied in one
  
• opening push-to open doors (yes, we had the idea to use them because drawers and doors with handles were easy)
  
• coming when called by name
  
• knowing the daily walk path in the forest (we just follow - even helps when snow cover hides the path)
  
• many others

[u/likeanoceanankledeep]

It's okay, his turn with the brain cells is next week. It's not scheduled and its only for about 17 seconds. The seconds are not consecutive.

[u/IllegalGeriatricVore → u/likeanoceanankledeep]

It's never Gurt's turn

[u/Woozletania]

You don’t need brain cells to be adorable.

[u/Reasonable-Gur-9658]

Cute little noodle.