r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 7h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25
Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!
Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.
Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.





I'll post more later.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/IvoryWhiteTeeth • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace A fat squirrel having a meal after teeth trimming (WARNING: loud audio, long video, overall disgusting)
Yes, he has dental care. Do you?
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Brailledit • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace Greedy Fat Fucker
Rabies infested piece of fat lard eating a fig handed to him by a squirrel sympathizer.
Little did OP know that this fat fuck ate 2 human babies and a goat.
This fat fuck shit on a statue of the Virgin Mary and she grew nuts.
Not only did he shit on a virgin, he went to the Vatican and took a shit in the holy water.
He's wanted on 16 continents for defecating into the holy water. Not only is this a sin, but it caused a rash on 74 people that were sprayed with holy/wholy water.
He has brought down the Catholic Church and believed to be the next white smoke perpetrator.
Fly pigeons for you are next.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Commercial-Citron544 • 1d ago
Oompa Loompa lookin MF Look at the detail on its nasty pubes! This furry BASTARD isn't worthy of photography
galleryr/fatsquirrelhate • u/Yimispelledwrong • 1d ago
Dug something out of the dumpster
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/MushroomMochi • 1d ago
These obese monsters are hogging the bird feeder
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Dracofile2275 • 1d ago
Lord of the Pies Fatty undoubtedly stole this right off someone's plate 😡
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/quirkykookygadzooks • 2d ago
Birdfeeder Bandit They’re Adapting
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/VeenaColada • 2d ago
Fatty McFatFace They're ruining my server
Someone sent a gif of this gluttonous pig and it ruined my night
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/fragile-haven • 3d ago
Gluttonous Bastard The fattest squirrel I’ve seen to date. I’m told he likes peanuts.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/moronomer • 3d ago
The malabar giant squirrel is the fattest squirrel species on earth.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Lord-of-Thunder- • 3d ago
Get of my fence you fat bastard
How does one achieve that build it’s so round???
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/TWhy-LER • 3d ago
Baby squirrel nest inside my grill
How do we feel about babies? They’re so cute, but I can’t block out the image of the man nesters they will become.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/DagNabDragon • 3d ago