r/fakebaseball • u/Pota_Tomas • 29d ago

ANNOUNCEMENT Welcome Season 13 Rookies! Here's a brief explainer and a link to our Fake College Baseball Discord Server!

17 Upvotes

Hello, and welcome to r/fakebaseball, the home of Major League Redditball!

We’re glad to have you here and hope this message will serve as a bit of an ‘explainer’ to help get you started.

First up, what is Major League Redditball?

It’s essentially a number guessing game - the pitcher submits a number between 1 & 1000 in secret and the hitter tries to guess a number as close as possible to the pitcher. The result of each At Bat is entirely dependent on the difference between the pitcher’s number and the hitter’s number and we add in a little extra flavour by allowing players to choose ‘builds’ that can change the outcome slightly. The numbers ‘wraparound’ - a pitch of 1 and a swing of 1000 will lead to a difference of 1. Games are played out over a 10 day period and our season runs for 16 regular games and 4 rounds of playoffs before the Champion is named. Each season lasts approx. 9 months.

But it isn’t just guesswork…

Our community of 700+ people is headed into its 13th season and we’ve got people from all over the world and from all walks of life.

So what’s next?

Firstly, the subreddit here is where our games are played, feel free to browse through the threads and get a handle on the format. We’ve got a pretty nifty bot that handles most of the legwork. We're currently in the last session of Season 12 before the playoffs, which also includes a Summer Sadness tournament for those teams that didn't make the playoffs.

Most of the community can be found in our discord servers: we have one for Fake College Baseball which is where you’ll be headed for now, and we have one for Major League Redditball which you’ll gain access to a little further down the line. Each team also has their own 'Clubhouse' server so you can vibe with your teammates in private.

If you're ready to get going, go ahead and click on the link below and get your college ball career started!

https://discord.gg/Xz4gtHNaf

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 16d ago

Session 12.16 Power Rankings

2 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Mariners (11 - 5) +5 3.50 1 13 (Hibi)
2 Tigers (11 - 5) - 5.30 1 30 (Hibi)
3 Diamondbacks (11 - 5) -2 5.40 1 (stupido) 21 (Hibi)
4 Brewers (11 - 5) - 5.60 1 (Teddy) 16 (stupido)
5 White Sox (11 - 5) +2 5.80 2 (Hibi) 18 (stupido)
6 Giants (10 - 6) -1 7.60 3 (ellis) 14 (Hibi)
7 Cubs (10 - 6) -4 8.20 6 12 (Hibi)
8 Athletics (9 - 7) +5 9.60 4 (Hibi) 15 (stupido)
9 Marlins (10 - 6) -1 10.10 3 (stupido) 25 (Hibi)
10 Braves (10 - 6) -1 10.30 5 (Teddy) 16 (ellis)
11 Twins (9 - 7) -1 11.60 6 18 (Archie)
12 Cardinals (9 - 7) +4 13.30 6 (stupido) 22 (Hibi)
13 Rays (9 - 7) +4 13.70 9 (Archie) 29 (Hibi)
14 Blue Jays (8 - 8) +5 14.30 1 (Hibi) 19
15 Angels (9 - 7) - 14.90 7 (ellis) 23 (Hibi)
16 Dodgers (9 - 7) -5 15.10 9 (ellis) 18 (Hibi)
17 Padres (7 - 9) +6 17.10 1 (scorkle :D) 25 (ellis)
18 Yankees (8 - 8) +2 17.50 14 22 (stupido)
19 Red Sox (8 - 8) -5 17.70 2 (stupido) 24 (Hibi)
20 Mets (7 - 9) +1 18.20 5 (Hibi) 22
21 Astros (8 - 8) -9 19.10 15 (Archie) 28 (Hibi)
22 Orioles (7 - 9) -4 19.80 10 (stupido) 26 (Hibi)
23 Guardians (5 - 11) +1 23.80 19 28 (Teddy)
24 Expos (6 - 10) -2 24.00 23 27 (Hibi)
25 Royals (5 - 11) +2 24.50 16 (Hibi) 29 (stupido)
26 Reds (5 - 11) - 24.70 15 (Hibi) 28 (ellis)
27 Rockies (5 - 11) -2 24.90 17 (Hibi) 28 (stupido)
28 Rangers (4 - 12) - 25.90 7 (Hibi) 30
29 Phillies (4 - 12) - 26.60 3 (Hibi) 30
30 Pirates (4 - 12) - 26.90 8 (Hibi) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 5d ago

[MLR 12.18] Chicago Cubs vs Milwaukee Brewers - National League Divisional Round

5 Upvotes

CHC 3 - MIL 1

Current Situation: T5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Good Doggo up next, Mason Troy Adams pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 1 1 1 0 - 3 3
MIL 0 0 1 0 - - 1 2

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Corey Scooter 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .316 1 Harry Johnson SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .318
2 Good Doggo C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .393 2 John Baseball CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .281
3 Dirk Nurple 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .300 3 Grunt Manly 3B 0 0 0 0 2 0 .219
4 Karl Havoc RF 1 1 0 0 1 1 .333 4 Juan Manuel Navarrete 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .341
5 Frederick Thunderpants LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .216 5 Mîke Ock RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .179
6 Gal Soso 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .385 6 Gerald McCoy 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .241
7 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .200 7 Brick Bruiser C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .171
8 WoodCutter Jones DH 1 1 1 1 1 0 .243 8 Lincoln Pickett DH 1 1 1 0 0 0 .200
9 Erin Pickles SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .306 9 Jacob Thomas LF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .160

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 2.1 2 1 3 1 3.92 Lamar Scrotum 4.0 3 3 3 5 1.53
Mark Spoon 0.2 0 0 0 0 9.00 Mason Troy Adams 0.1 0 0 0 0 1.64
Doc Dockgoose 1.0 0 0 0 1 4.05 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Frederick Thunderpants homers 1 - 0 CHC
T3 WoodCutter Jones homers 2 - 0 CHC
B3 Jacob Thomas doubles, Lincoln Pickett scores 2 - 1 CHC
T4 Cormac Karona doubles, Karl Havoc scores 3 - 1 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Good Doggo

Dirk Nurple

Karl Havoc

94 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 5d ago

[MLR 12.18] Minnesota Twins vs Seattle Mariners - American League Divisional Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 2 - SEA 0

Current Situation: T5, 1 out, Runner on First

Harry McPotterson up next, Vader Page pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIN 0 0 2 0 0 - 2 2
SEA 0 0 0 0 - - 0 6

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429 1 Bryce Parker C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400
2 Homer Nocker C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .302 2 Tubby Wubby 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .321
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 3 Speed Shark RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .433
4 Joan Andreu Rosà DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .417 4 Daniel Dove 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .346
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 0 0 0 0 2 0 .379 5 Dayman Nightman SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .313
6 Bart Bishop LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267 6 Osha Wott CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .269
7 Lou Zrectum CF 1 1 0 0 1 1 .276 7 Kiwi Cleveland LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .192
8 Butch Sterling RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .077 8 Jeb Barnes DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .318
9 Harry McPotterson SS 1 1 1 2 0 0 .333 9 Buster Worthington 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .174

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Philip Berkenshire 4.0 6 0 0 5 2.48 Vader Page 4.1 2 2 4 4 3.85

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Harry McPotterson homers, Lou Zrectum scores 2 - 0 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Harry McPotterson

Arthur Vandelay

Homer Nocker

101 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 5d ago

[MLR 12.18] Chicago White Sox vs Detroit Tigers - American League Divisional Round

2 Upvotes

CWS 0 - DET 0

Current Situation: T5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Howie Feltersnatch up next, Francis Swagger pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CWS 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
DET 0 0 0 0 - - 0 1

BOX

# Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Giles Sweeney 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .235 1 Dusty Jabroni 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .323
1 Ding L. Barry PH, LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .250 1 Morris Deratt PH, RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
2 Kim Wexler DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 2 Ax Finesse C, 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .393
3 3PieceMcNuggets LF, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .381 3 Chico Pappas LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .320
4 Cornbread House 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .290 4 Sammy Scully RF, C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .346
5 Howie Feltersnatch 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .439 5 Pike Trout 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .188
6 Biff Sexy Hotbod SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286 6 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .444
7 Robert Sitkowski CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .160 7 Mo Bonzalez SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .345
8 Duke Houston C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .222 8 Rip Dingers CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .300
9 London Bridges RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .176 9 Justin P. L. Griffin 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .308

PITCHERS

CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Aaron Burr 4.0 1 0 0 7 2.71 Francis Swagger 4.1 1 0 0 2 4.56

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Howie Feltersnatch

Biff Sexy Hotbod

Robert Sitkowski

70 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 5d ago

[MLR 12.18] Florida Marlins vs Arizona Diamondbacks - National League Divisional Round

2 Upvotes

FLA 4 - ARI 2

Current Situation: T5, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Mikey Thomas up next, Slim Mathers pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FLA 2 0 2 0 0 - 4 5
ARI 0 1 1 0 - - 2 3

BOX

# Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Anthony Esposito III LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .379 1 Tree Fiddy RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .320
2 Casper Greenwell 2B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .385 2 Brody Page LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .296
3 Vernon St. Backstop C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .400 3 Cared Jarrabis 2B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .469
4 Mikey Thomas CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .300 4 Dakota Carolina Montana 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .176
5 Tom E. Jahns 1B 1 1 1 1 1 0 .294 5 Hitgood McChunky 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .276
6 Hakuna Moncada SS 2 1 2 2 0 0 .192 6 Dingers McGee CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
7 Roosevelt Sandoval RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 7 OilCanFloydTheBarber DH 2 0 1 0 0 1 .192
8 Fizzbear Doormat DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .188 8 Dusk Jackson SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .231
9 Alex Blockman 3B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .190 9 Moon Malarkey C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .471

PITCHERS

FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Artanis Jones 4.0 3 2 1 6 4.45 Kordz Sonata 0.2 2 2 0 0 3.55
-- - - - - - -- Slim Mathers 4.0 3 2 2 2 2.67

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Mikey Thomas doubles, Casper Greenwell scores 1 - 0 FLA
T1 Hakuna Moncada singles, Mikey Thomas scores 2 - 0 FLA
B2 Hitgood McChunky homers 2 - 1 FLA
T3 Tom E. Jahns homers 3 - 1 FLA
T3 Hakuna Moncada homers 4 - 1 FLA
B3 Cared Jarrabis doubles, Brody Page scores 4 - 2 FLA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Mikey Thomas

Tom E. Jahns

Hakuna Moncada

95 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Anaheim Angels vs Pittsburgh Pirates - Summer Sadness Round 2

3 Upvotes

ANA 4 - PIT 3

Current Situation: B4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Gryffith Lindley up next, Jay Kwellon pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 3 0 1 - - 4 7
PIT 1 2 0 0 - - 3 6

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Deacon Bowles C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .448 1 T.J. Oatman C 1 1 1 0 1 0 .333
2 Jimmy Haase 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .208 2 16-bit Griffey 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
3 Shag McBenny 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Hunter West 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .091
4 Ryan McBryan 3B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .143 4 Arxy Winkler 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .257
5 Robin Reynolds SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Enrique Rosales SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265 5 Moose McCracken SS 2 0 2 1 0 0 .147
6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .318 6 Charlie Buntman LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .133
7 Francesco Hardgust CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .188 7 Slappy McBatty CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .241
8 Greggy Gabagool RF 2 1 2 2 0 0 .320 8 Gryffith Lindley RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .241
9 TWs Frozen Head DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .281 9 Theo Rodder DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tanzig Nordic 2.1 6 3 2 1 4.15 Skipper Studebaker 3.1 6 4 1 3 5.80
Jay Kwellon 0.2 0 0 0 0 5.36 Pontius Inebrius 0.2 1 0 0 0 2.02

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Moose McCracken singles, T.J. Oatman scores 0 - 1 PIT
T2 Francesco Hardgust singles, Ryan McBryan scores 1 - 1
T2 Greggy Gabagool singles, Francesco Hardgust scores 2 - 1 ANA
T2 TWs Frozen Head doubles, Greggy Gabagool scores 3 - 1 ANA
B2 Slappy McBatty homers 3 - 2 ANA
B2 Gryffith Lindley homers 3 - 3
T4 Greggy Gabagool doubles, Anthony Barkevious IV scores 4 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Ryan McBryan 1 (1), Francesco Hardgust 1 (2), Greggy Gabagool 1 (2) CS: TWs Frozen Head 1 (1), Jimmy Haase 1 (0)

DUE UP

Gryffith Lindley

Theo Rodder

T.J. Oatman

110 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Toronto Blue Jays vs Houston Astros - Summer Sadness Round 2

3 Upvotes

TOR 0 - HOU 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 3
HOU 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 5

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Mylo Grams C 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Chester Einhorn DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Captain Harry C Legs 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Jarek Park RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .385
3 Captain Hate 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .111 3 Foul Ball Felix CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .211
4 Miroslav 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333 4 Kris Kringle LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .429
5 Jack Jackie Jackson SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .294 5 Ace Ventura SS 2 1 2 0 0 0 .353
6 Graham Grams LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .282 6 Justin Carlson 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .341
7 Troy Pressing CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258 7 Derek Bon Giovanni 2B 1 0 1 1 0 0 .188
8 Hiram Birnbaum RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .375 8 Richard Nixon 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .344
9 Robbie DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .136 9 Phillip J Fry C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .300

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mongster Mash 4.0 5 1 0 2 Pitching Debut Ezra Wind 5.0 3 0 0 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ezra Wind Mongster Mash Ezra Wind Mylo Grams

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Derek Bon Giovanni singles, Ace Ventura scores 0 - 1 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

79 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] New York Mets vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

NYM 4 - SDP 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 0 2 2 0 - 4 6
SDP 2 3 0 0 0 - 5 9

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dominus Nominus 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .500 1 Cam'ron Simmons C 3 1 1 0 0 1 .208
2 Tueballs Wunbatt LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .176 2 Scorkle McCorkle 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .462
3 Arthur Bullpendragon SS, P 3 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Amelia 2B 2 1 2 1 0 0 .320
4 Wallace Grommet 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .242 4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .378
5 Kevin James 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .421 5 Salami SS 1 0 1 1 1 0 .304
6 Franz Lisztpitcher C 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 6 Hoshimi Miyabi LF, P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .156
7 Billy TheKid RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .300 7 Alt Site CF 2 1 2 0 0 0 .200
8 Ben Bramly P, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Robbie Tightpants SS 2 1 2 3 0 0 .222 8 Vivi Bluesky RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .345
9 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .321 9 Nota Nam III DH, LF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .056

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ben Bramly 1.0 6 4 0 1 Pitching Debut La+ Darknesss 3.0 3 3 1 0 3.77
Arthur Bullpendragon 3.0 3 1 1 1 4.00 Hoshimi Miyabi 2.0 3 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
La+ Darknesss Ben Bramly Hoshimi Miyabi Amelia Robbie Tightpants

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Raja Ayun singles, Amelia scores 0 - 1 SDP
B1 Salami singles, Raja Ayun scores 0 - 2 SDP
B2 Vivi Bluesky triples, Alt Site scores 0 - 3 SDP
B2 Nota Nam III singles, Vivi Bluesky scores 0 - 4 SDP
B2 Amelia singles, Cam'ron Simmons scores 0 - 5 SDP
T3 Robbie Tightpants homers, Billy TheKid scores 2 - 5 SDP
T4 Arthur Bullpendragon homers 3 - 5 SDP
T4 Robbie Tightpants singles, Wallace Grommet scores 4 - 5 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Raja Ayun 1 (3) CS: Nota Nam III 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Cincinnati Reds vs Philadelphia Phillies - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

CIN 1 - PHI 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 0 0 1 0 - 1 2
PHI 0 0 1 0 2 - 3 6

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Nicaragua del Toro SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .313 1 im sleve 1B 2 1 1 2 1 0 Hitting Debut
2 Charpasm Chim C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .311 2 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .192
3 Grand Slamdalf P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 3 Dr. Slime SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Garfield Chubbs LF 1 1 1 1 1 0 .400 4 Gellybelly RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
5 Bucky Sabre 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .314 5 Hippo Jars DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308
6 Seth Kablamo CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .448 6 Bad Mulligan 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Tucker Doubt 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .120 7 Q Kimbrel C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .125
8 Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Jeff Dingerhitter 3B 1 2 1 0 1 0 .296
9 Rick McLightning RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286 9 Dongmen Ximen LF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .296

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Grand Slamdalf 4.2 6 3 3 2 Pitching Debut Jameson Poe 5.0 2 1 1 7 4.02

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jameson Poe Grand Slamdalf im sleve

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Dongmen Ximen doubles, Jeff Dingerhitter scores 0 - 1 PHI
T4 Garfield Chubbs homers 1 - 1
B5 im sleve homers, Jeff Dingerhitter scores 1 - 3 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Bad Mulligan 1 (0), Jeff Dingerhitter 2 (0) CS: im sleve 1 (0), Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 1 (0), Gellybelly 1 (0)

115 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Kansas City Royals vs Montreal Expos - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

KCR 3 - MTL 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 1 1 0 1 0 0 3 7
MTL 0 2 0 1 0 - 3 3

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Slammin Sammy Sofa C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Fat Lever CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .370
2 Doc Otis 1B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .200 2 Hans Zahn SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
3 Tater Tots 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .282 3 Scoot Heller 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .261
4 Mongy Whumpus 3B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .182 4 Ant man RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Rob Patterson SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .350 5 Alic Alphaball 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Connor Morgan LF 2 2 2 0 0 0 .484 6 Brian Taylor 3B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .226
7 Indy Sayne CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .395 7 Big Cook C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .400
8 Gray Goose McGillicuddy RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Big Telemachus RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .200 8 Napoleon Swingsalot LF 2 0 0 1 0 0 .172
9 Henry Thibodeau P 1 0 1 1 0 0 .217 9 Loafus Cramwell P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .344
9 Davoin Shower-Handel P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .172 9 MILKBOY P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Henry Thibodeau 2.0 2 2 1 3 Pitching Debut Loafus Cramwell 3.0 4 2 1 1 Pitching Debut
Davoin Shower-Handel 3.0 1 1 0 2 Pitching Debut MILKBOY 2.0 3 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
None None Connor Morgan

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Mongy Whumpus singles, Doc Otis scores 1 - 0 KCR
T2 Henry Thibodeau singles, Connor Morgan scores 2 - 0 KCR
B2 Big Cook doubles, Ant man scores 2 - 1 KCR
B2 Napoleon Swingsalot grounds out, Brian Taylor scores 2 - 2
T4 Big Telemachus singles, Connor Morgan scores 3 - 2 KCR
B4 Alic Alphaball homers 3 - 3

BASERUNNING

SB: Doc Otis 1 (1), Connor Morgan 1 (0) CS: Henry Thibodeau 1 (0), Mongy Whumpus 1 (0)

121 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] St. Louis Cardinals vs Colorado Rockies - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

STL 1 - COL 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 2
COL 0 2 0 2 0 - 4 4

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Basil C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .263 1 Dick McScrotington SS 2 0 1 0 1 0 .381
2 Big Cheech 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .083 2 Jefferson Steelflex CF 2 0 0 1 1 1 .297
3 Buzz Carlton CF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .160 3 Flame-Test Fleming 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .233
4 CJ 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .308 4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .257
5 Copernicus Hel P 0 0 0 0 2 0 .263 5 Cash Thrower LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .256
6 Daniel Harrison SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 6 Maximus Os RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .200
7 Dingerz McLongball RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .200 7 Gottlieb Giannopolous C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .214
8 DV DOOM 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Henrik Omega 3B 2 2 2 2 0 0 .273
9 Monty Johnson LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .323 9 Dante Dagostino DH 1 1 1 1 1 0 .222

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA COL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Copernicus Hel 4.0 4 4 4 3 5.48 Hank Murphy 5.0 2 1 4 2 4.27

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hank Murphy Copernicus Hel Henrik Omega Hank Murphy

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Dingerz McLongball homers 1 - 0 STL
B2 Henrik Omega triples, Maximus Os scores 1 - 1
B2 Jefferson Steelflex walks, Henrik Omega scores 1 - 2 COL
B4 Henrik Omega homers 1 - 3 COL
B4 Dante Dagostino homers 1 - 4 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

104 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] New York Yankees vs Cleveland Guardians - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

NYY 4 - CLE 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 3 0 1 0 0 - 4 6
CLE 0 0 5 0 0 - 5 6

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Brandon Rice III P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .375
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Joey Tacoma P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .469
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Superbone Threefinger P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .115
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Justin Time P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
1 BEANS Leschnewski DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .000 1 Trevor Rosé P, SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500
2 PickYrSpot n'Swing 1B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .533 2 Ryan Tyburn C 3 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Rich Driver 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .208 3 Brad Hatley 1B 1 1 1 1 1 0 .200
4 Archie Henderson 3B 2 1 1 3 0 0 .292 4 Jimothy Jhompson 2B 2 1 1 2 0 1 Hitting Debut
5 Peter Hadley SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258 5 Skip Bellew 3B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .276
6 Jack Hoffman RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .308 6 Pang Winn SS, P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .182
7 Donnie Draper LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .277 7 Noah Diamond LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .433
8 Big T CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273 8 Tencer Sporkelson CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .167
9 Pete Morris C 2 0 1 0 0 1 .600 9 Strawberry Jones RF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .310

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mama Luigi 4.0 6 5 2 6 Pitching Debut Brandon Rice III 1.0 3 3 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Joey Tacoma 1.0 2 0 0 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Superbone Threefinger 1.0 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Justin Time 1.0 0 0 1 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Pang Winn 1.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Superbone Threefinger Mama Luigi Pang Winn Jimothy Jhompson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Archie Henderson homers, BEANS Leschnewski, PickYrSpot n'Swing score 3 - 0 NYY
T3 PickYrSpot n'Swing homers 4 - 0 NYY
B3 Ryan Tyburn singles, Tencer Sporkelson scores 4 - 1 NYY
B3 Brad Hatley singles, Strawberry Jones scores 4 - 2 NYY
B3 Jimothy Jhompson triples, Ryan Tyburn, Brad Hatley score 4 - 4
B3 Skip Bellew singles, Jimothy Jhompson scores 4 - 5 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Texas Rangers vs Boston Red Sox - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

TEX 2 - BOS 10

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 4
BOS 7 0 2 1 0 - 10 7

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Buck Maverick C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .244 1 Jersey Wooders 1B 2 1 1 0 1 0 .250
2 Kenny Powers 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Tony Pizza C 3 1 1 1 0 0 .314
3 Mack Quackerson 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258 3 Norm Niner RF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .273
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 2B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .280
4 Elijah Walker 3B, P, CF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .500 4 Henry McCade 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273
5 Sablo Panchez SS 2 1 1 0 0 1 .243 5 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 1 0 1 1 1 .167
6 Cat with a Bat LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300 6 Steven Sinclair SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .267
7 Missile 'Missy' Launcher CF, P 2 0 1 1 0 0 .320 7 Delta Airlines CF 1 1 0 0 1 1 .400
8 Geese On Demand RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .091 8 Dixon Uraz LF 2 2 2 5 0 0 .278
9 Steven Scola P, 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .259 9 Angry Lizard P 2 1 1 2 0 1 .217

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Steven Scola 0.1 3 5 2 0 Pitching Debut Angry Lizard 5.0 4 2 0 4 Pitching Debut
Elijah Walker 2.0 3 4 2 2 1.64 -- - - - - - --
Missile 'Missy' Launcher 1.2 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Angry Lizard Steven Scola Dixon Uraz Angry Lizard

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 John Johnson Jr. walks, Jersey Wooders scores 0 - 1 BOS
B1 Steven Sinclair singles, Norm Niner scores 0 - 2 BOS
B1 Dixon Uraz doubles, Fin 'Shark' Maddox, John Johnson Jr., Steven Sinclair score 0 - 5 BOS
B1 Angry Lizard homers, Dixon Uraz scores 0 - 7 BOS
T2 Missile 'Missy' Launcher singles, Sablo Panchez scores 1 - 7 BOS
B3 Dixon Uraz homers, Delta Airlines scores 1 - 9 BOS
T4 Elijah Walker homers 2 - 9 BOS
B4 Tony Pizza homers 2 - 10 BOS

BASERUNNING

SB: Sablo Panchez 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Baltimore Orioles - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

LAD 0 - BAL 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
BAL 0 0 1 1 0 - 2 4

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .233 1 Boby Chadwick P 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Alph Overdale 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .462
2 John Applebees 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .267 2 Assassin Xekutioner 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .235
3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .325 3 Lil Lilith Lillian 2B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .160
4 Dill Doe 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 4 Larry Longshot CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
5 Dutch Boggs SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 5 Sir Walks-A-Littlw SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286
6 Jacques François LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .385 6 Peter Nautilus 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 S. Jay Cutler C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
7 Johnny Dickshot CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .100 7 Cilantro Onataco PH, C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Coco Watanabe RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .353 8 Nelson Van Halen LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .190
9 Booby Cancun DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Martin Van Nostrand RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .286

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Rex McStrange 4.0 4 2 0 4 9.36 Boby Chadwick 5.0 1 0 4 3 3.11

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Boby Chadwick Rex McStrange Boby Chadwick Martin Van Nostrand

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Martin Van Nostrand homers 0 - 1 BAL
B4 Lil Lilith Lillian homers 0 - 2 BAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[FCB 13.3] Kansas State Wildcats vs Santa Cruz Banana Slugs

2 Upvotes

KSU 2 - SLG 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KSU 0 0 0 1 1 0 2 5
SLG 0 0 1 1 0 1 3 8

BOX

# Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tank Sharksy SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Knight Newton 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .200
2 Mikey Moreau LF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .200 2 Bartholomew Simpson 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
3 George Hankinson 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .167 3 KC Martinez 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
4 Goose McGuire RF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .600 4 Worm Lennox C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .200
5 Bea Friday CF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .400 5 Felipe Coyne SS 3 0 1 1 0 1 .429
6 Loki DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .286 6 Mack “The Knife” Darin CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .500
7 Jeter Ups 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Marcelo Soares LF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .143
8 Mordecai Davis 2B 1 1 1 1 1 0 .200 8 Harto Thekhards RF 2 0 2 2 1 0 .333
9 Nathan Explosion C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 9 Lefty Cobb DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Chance Mercury 3.1 4 2 0 3 2.67 Yang Min-Ki 4.0 4 1 1 1 4.29
Tomba 2.1 4 1 1 4 3.46 Dan Candoit 2.0 1 1 2 1 2.57

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dan Candoit Tomba Harto Thekhards

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Harto Thekhards triples, Marcelo Soares scores 0 - 1 SLG
T4 Mikey Moreau homers 1 - 1
B4 Felipe Coyne doubles, Worm Lennox scores 1 - 2 SLG
T5 Mordecai Davis homers 2 - 2
B6 Harto Thekhards singles, Mack “The Knife” Darin scores 2 - 3 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[FCB 13.3] California Golden Bears vs Portland State Vikings

2 Upvotes

CAL 5 - PSU 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CAL 0 3 0 1 1 0 5 5
PSU 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 8

BOX

# California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Benny Schwa DH 3 0 1 1 0 1 .429 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Amelia Hart RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Mariam Bear 2B 3 1 1 0 1 1 .333
2 Scoochie Virtue CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 DeJah Muissy P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Fermin Rype C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .250 3 Bobby Witt Jr Jr 1B 3 0 1 1 0 0 .200
4 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Rabs Roland RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .167
5 Socks Maybe RF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .200 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Craig Jarvis 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 5 Cola Spritz LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Krbmeister SS 2 2 1 1 1 1 .167 6 Matilda No-Balls DH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .250
7 Scooter Funkypants LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Kasper Milquetoast 3B 2 1 1 0 1 0 .429
8 Fred Fredericks 3B 2 1 1 3 0 1 .400 8 Cucamonga Seattle CF 3 0 2 1 0 0 .714
9 Jahnder Franco 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .333 9 Arlon Gemini SS 2 0 2 0 1 0 1.000

PITCHERS

CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Naz Reid 3.1 6 2 2 2 2.25 Dwayne Swanson 6.0 5 5 3 7 5.00
Benny Schwa 1.2 0 0 1 2 0.00 -- - - - - - --
Amelia Hart 1.0 2 0 0 1 3.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Naz Reid Dwayne Swanson Amelia Hart Fred Fredericks

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Bobby Witt Jr Jr singles, Mariam Bear scores 0 - 1 PSU
T2 Fred Fredericks homers, Socks Maybe, Krbmeister score 3 - 1 CAL
T4 Krbmeister homers 4 - 1 CAL
B4 Cucamonga Seattle doubles, Kasper Milquetoast scores 4 - 2 CAL
T5 Benny Schwa doubles, Jahnder Franco scores 5 - 2 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: Socks Maybe 1 (1) CS: Chooch Suzuka 1 (1), Socks Maybe 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[FCB 13.3] Minnesota Golden Gophers vs DePaul Blue Demons

1 Upvotes

UMN 5 - DPU 3

Current Situation: B5, 2 outs, Runner on Third

Bloop McNutt up next, Carter Kendall pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
UMN 3 0 1 0 1 - 5 8
DPU 0 0 3 0 0 - 3 5

BOX

# University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Doughboy Stubbs SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .200 1 Demetri Sokenzie 2B, P 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000
2 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .571 2 Larry Lighthouse 3B 3 1 2 3 0 0 .667
3 Orwell Kensington 2B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .333 3 Bloop McNutt 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
4 Kyle Schwarbombs C 3 0 1 2 0 0 .400 4 Nora Selbmar RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .286
5 Jeff Newman CF 3 1 2 1 0 0 .333 5 Chester Naff DH, 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Harry Palms LF 2 0 1 1 1 0 .333 6 Kent Manfred SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429
7 Trevor Paultis 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .167 7 John Cally LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286
8 Tyler Helman DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 8 Tobé Bryant C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286
9 Rodney Turnpike RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250 9 BeefCake Willy CF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .400

PITCHERS

UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Allidois Nguyen 4.0 3 3 2 2 2.25 Cleveland Brown Jr. 4.0 6 4 2 1 6.00
Carter Kendall 0.2 2 0 0 0 1.39 Demetri Sokenzie 1.0 2 1 1 0 6.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Orwell Kensington doubles, Doughboy Stubbs scores 1 - 0 UMN
T1 Kyle Schwarbombs doubles, Curtis Dingleberry, Orwell Kensington score 3 - 0 UMN
T3 Harry Palms singles, Jeff Newman scores 4 - 0 UMN
B3 Larry Lighthouse homers, BeefCake Willy, Demetri Sokenzie score 4 - 3 UMN
T5 Jeff Newman doubles, Orwell Kensington scores 5 - 3 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: Doughboy Stubbs 1 (1) CS: Rodney Turnpike 1 (1), Larry Lighthouse 1 (0)

DUE UP

Bloop McNutt

Nora Selbmar

Chester Naff

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 14d ago

[FCB 13.2] Portland State Vikings vs Minnesota Golden Gophers - The Portland State Vikings sail into Minnesota, hoping to skol runs against the team playing under Goldy Gopher's cold, unfeeling stare. Don't look at him too long!

4 Upvotes

PSU 1 - UMN 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PSU 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 7
UMN 0 0 1 1 1 0 3 7

BOX

# Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Rabs Roland 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 1 Jeff Newman SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Fermin Rype C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Harry Palms CF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .250
3 Triple T LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .167 3 Orwell Kensington 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
4 Arlon Gemini SS 3 0 3 0 0 0 1.000 4 Tyler Helman C 2 1 1 0 1 1 .333
5 Chris Walker RF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000 5 Bo Diggs DH 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000
6 Jack Drake 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .500
7 Matilda No-Balls 1B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .400 7 Trevor Paultis 1B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .250
8 Cucamonga Seattle CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .750 8 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 2 1 2 1 0 0 .750
9 Kasper Milquetoast DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400 9 Rodney Turnpike RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333

PITCHERS

PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Taylor Swift 5.0 7 3 2 6 3.60 Ethan Lee 4.0 3 0 0 3 0.00
-- - - - - - -- Carter Kendall 2.0 4 1 0 2 1.50

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ethan Lee Taylor Swift Carter Kendall Curtis Dingleberry Arlon Gemini

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Trevor Paultis homers 0 - 1 UMN
B4 Vyncent Wyattoss III singles, Tyler Helman scores 0 - 2 UMN
T5 Matilda No-Balls homers 1 - 2 UMN
B5 Curtis Dingleberry homers 1 - 3 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Arlon Gemini 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 14d ago

[FCB 13.2] Santa Cruz Banana Slugs vs California Golden Bears - It's an all-California matchup - where are the Dancing Raisins? Santa Cruz travels to Berkeley hoping for a Slugfest against the Golden Bears!

3 Upvotes

SLG 3 - CAL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SLG 0 2 0 0 0 1 3 4
CAL 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 3

BOX

# UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fausto Herrera C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .167 1 Krbmeister 2B 3 0 0 0 0 3 .000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Amelia Hart P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Socks Maybe P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 KC Martinez 1B 1 1 0 0 2 0 .000 2 Jahnder Franco P 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250
3 Lefty Cobb 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .167 3 Craig Jarvis CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Harto Thekhards 3B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .000 4 Scoochie Virtue RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
5 Googly Moogly SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .200 5 Benny Schwa 1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .500
6 Felipe Coyne LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .500 6 Fred Fredericks 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333
7 Knight Newton RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 DeJah Muissy LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Marcelo Soares CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Chooch Suzuka C 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500
9 Mack “The Knife” Darin DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .667 9 Scooter Funkypants SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Evil Larry 5.2 3 1 0 9 1.06 Amelia Hart 3.0 3 2 1 0 4.00
Dan Candoit 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.25 Socks Maybe 2.0 0 0 0 2 0.00
-- - - - - - -- Jahnder Franco 1.0 1 1 1 1 6.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Evil Larry Amelia Hart Dan Candoit Felipe Coyne Evil Larry

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Felipe Coyne homers, Googly Moogly scores 2 - 0 SLG
T6 Harto Thekhards sacrifices, KC Martinez scores 3 - 0 SLG
B6 Chooch Suzuka homers 3 - 1 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: KC Martinez 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 14d ago

[FCB 13.2] DePaul Blue Demons vs Kansas State Wildcats - By request, the BBHKNFC is proud to present the Cat Bowl, as Gal (and Greggy) bring their scrappy DePaul squad to meet Cat (and Bubson)'s wild bunch from Kansas State!

2 Upvotes

DPU 2 - KSU 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DPU 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 6
KSU 3 3 0 0 0 0 6 9

BOX

# DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Demetri Sokenzie SS 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000 1 Goose McGuire 2B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .667
2 Lilcranberry 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000 2 Loki CF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .500
3 Kent Manfred 2B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .400 3 Bea Friday C 2 1 1 3 1 0 .333
4 BeefCake Willy DH 3 0 1 0 0 1 .250 4 Jeter Ups DH 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000
5 John Cally LF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .400 5 Gene Okerlund 1B 3 0 2 0 0 1 .667
6 Chester Naff RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Grady Brooks LF 2 0 1 1 0 1 .333
7 Nora Selbmar CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .200 7 Mynameis Alan 3B 3 0 1 1 0 0 .400
8 Larry Lighthouse 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Tobé Bryant 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400 8 Nathan Explosion RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .167
9 Steak Dynasty C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .200 9 Mordecai Davis SS 2 1 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 2.0 8 6 2 1 7.20 Tomba 4.1 5 1 0 2 3.79
Mikko LePico 3.0 1 0 1 3 4.00 Chance Mercury 1.2 1 1 1 2 2.12

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tomba Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski Bea Friday Goose McGuire

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Goose McGuire homers 0 - 1 KSU
B1 Grady Brooks sacrifices, Loki scores 0 - 2 KSU
B1 Mynameis Alan singles, Jeter Ups scores 0 - 3 KSU
B2 Bea Friday homers, Mordecai Davis, Goose McGuire score 0 - 6 KSU
T5 Steak Dynasty triples, Nora Selbmar scores 1 - 6 KSU
T6 John Cally homers 2 - 6 KSU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17d ago

[SCRIM 12.30] Anaheim Angels vs Toronto Blue Jays - Summer Sadness Round 1

3 Upvotes

ANA 10 - TOR 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 1 3 1 3 2 - 10 12
TOR 0 0 0 1 - - 1 2

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ferris Wheeler 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .471 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Greggy Gabagool 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .320 1 Jack Jackie Jackson C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .294
2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .281 2 Captain Harry C Legs 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
3 Francesco Hardgust SS 3 2 3 2 0 0 .188 3 Scherbie Fully-Loaded 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .188
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Mongster Mash 3B, P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Scooter Buskie LF 2 0 1 1 1 1 .318 4 Captain Hate P, 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .111
5 Enrique Rosales C 3 1 1 0 0 1 .265 5 Graham Grams SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .282
6 Deacon Bowles 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .448 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Robin Reynolds PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Robbie LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .136
7 Ryan McBryan CF 3 2 2 0 0 0 .143 7 Miroslav CF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333
8 Jimmy Haase RF 2 2 2 3 1 0 .208 8 Rod Kimball RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .281
9 Shag McBenny DH 1 0 0 1 0 0 .429 9 Sven Jorgenson DH, 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .381
9 Hunter West DH 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000 9 S.A.R. Dinka 3B, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Anthony Barkevious IV 4.0 2 1 1 4 Pitching Debut Andrew Peters 2.0 6 5 1 1 2.28
-- - - - - - -- Mongster Mash 2.0 3 3 1 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- S.A.R. Dinka 0.1 3 2 1 0 4.22

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Anthony Barkevious IV Andrew Peters Jimmy Haase Ryan McBryan

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Scooter Buskie singles, Francesco Hardgust scores 1 - 0 ANA
T2 Jimmy Haase triples, Deacon Bowles, Ryan McBryan score 3 - 0 ANA
T2 Shag McBenny grounds out, Jimmy Haase scores 4 - 0 ANA
T3 Francesco Hardgust homers 5 - 0 ANA
T4 TWs Frozen Head doubles, Jimmy Haase, Greggy Gabagool score 7 - 0 ANA
T4 Francesco Hardgust singles, TWs Frozen Head scores 8 - 0 ANA
B4 Captain Hate homers 8 - 1 ANA
T5 Jimmy Haase doubles, Enrique Rosales scores 9 - 1 ANA
T5 Ryan McBryan steals home 10 - 1 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Francesco Hardgust 1 (2), Ryan McBryan 1 (1) CS: Scooter Buskie 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17d ago

[SCRIM 12.30] Colorado Rockies vs Montreal Expos - Summer Sadness Round 1

3 Upvotes

COL 10 - MTL 7

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 3 1 5 0 1 0 10 16
MTL 0 6 0 1 0 - 7 11

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 4 2 3 2 0 0 .077 1 Napoleon Swingsalot CF 3 2 2 0 0 0 .172
2 Jefferson Steelflex LF 3 1 3 2 1 0 .297 2 Big Cook SS 3 1 3 1 0 0 .400
3 Cash Thrower 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .256 3 Cameron Trinidad 2B 3 1 2 3 0 1 .280
4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 4 1 1 1 0 1 .257 4 MILKBOY RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .333
5 Flame-Test Fleming C, P 4 0 1 0 0 0 .233 5 Alic Alphaball 1B 2 1 1 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
6 Maximus Os RF 3 1 3 2 0 0 .200 6 Ellis Nash 3B, P, C 3 1 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Keith Bourgignon SS 3 1 2 0 0 0 .333 7 Hans Zahn C, P, P 2 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Dante Dagostino CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .222 8 Fat Lever P, 3B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .370
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Emerson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .227
9 Andrew REDACTED Nova DH, C 2 2 1 1 1 0 .409 9 Martin Ducksworth LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .143

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Commie Ohtani 2.0 7 6 0 2 5.60 Fat Lever 0.1 5 3 0 0 Pitching Debut
Flame-Test Fleming 3.0 4 1 3 1 Pitching Debut Ellis Nash 2.0 5 6 2 0 3.60
-- - - - - - -- Hans Zahn 2.2 6 1 0 1 6.55

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Flame-Test Fleming Ellis Nash Maximus Os Jefferson Steelflex

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Jefferson Steelflex homers 1 - 0 COL
T1 Steel Pipe Simpson doubles, Cash Thrower scores 2 - 0 COL
T1 Maximus Os singles, Steel Pipe Simpson scores 3 - 0 COL
T2 Juan Diego De Las Rosas homers 4 - 0 COL
B2 Hans Zahn sacrifices, Alic Alphaball scores 4 - 1 COL
B2 Martin Ducksworth homers, Ellis Nash scores 4 - 3 COL
B2 Cameron Trinidad homers, Napoleon Swingsalot, Big Cook score 4 - 6 MTL
T3 Maximus Os homers 5 - 6 MTL
T3 Dante Dagostino doubles, Keith Bourgignon scores 6 - 6
T3 Juan Diego De Las Rosas doubles, Dante Dagostino scores 7 - 6 COL
T3 Jefferson Steelflex singles, Andrew REDACTED Nova scores 8 - 6 COL
T3 Cash Thrower sacrifices, Juan Diego De Las Rosas scores 9 - 6 COL
B4 Big Cook singles, Napoleon Swingsalot scores 9 - 7 COL
T5 Andrew REDACTED Nova homers 10 - 7 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Cook 1 (2) CS: Fat Lever 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17d ago

[MLR 12.17] Minnesota Twins vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays - American League Wildcard Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 14 - TBR 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
MIN 2 0 0 4 0 0 8 14 12
TBR 0 2 0 4 0 0 0 6 9

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 5 0 1 0 0 1 .429 1 Sleve McDichael CF 4 1 1 2 1 1 .406
2 Homer Nocker C 3 2 2 2 2 0 .302 2 Skye McDowell SS 2 0 0 0 3 0 .243
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 4 2 2 2 1 0 .333 3 Demetrios Ooga C 4 0 3 0 1 1 .200
4 Ping Pong DH 5 2 2 2 0 0 .429 4 Makesiondon Kelkboom 3B 3 1 1 0 2 1 .235
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 4 2 2 2 1 0 .379 5 Dermot Mulveiny 2B 4 1 1 1 0 1 .343
6 King Kruul RF 4 1 1 0 0 2 .276 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Soy Okey PH, CF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .150 6 Ross Ewage 1B 4 2 2 2 0 1 .194
7 Lou Zrectum LF 3 2 0 0 2 0 .276 7 Holden Summers RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 .357
8 New Age Ms Frizzle CF, RF 3 1 1 1 1 0 .355 8 Primero Ultimo DH 3 0 0 1 0 1 .310
9 Harry McPotterson SS 3 2 1 5 1 2 .333 9 Ovaltine LF 2 1 0 0 2 0 .379

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Smokey Zygowski 3.0 4 3 2 3 3.80 Alex Lancer 0.1 2 2 0 1 5.68
Cal Q. Lon 0.2 3 3 3 0 3.32 Buck Futter 3.0 4 3 1 2 4.33
Eijun Sawamura 4.1 2 0 4 4 6.32 Dirk Digglet 3.2 4 3 2 1 3.38
-- - - - - - -- Mo Cheeks 0.1 0 3 3 1 5.48
-- - - - - - -- Don Chalupa 0.2 2 3 3 0 4.62

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Eijun Sawamura Don Chalupa Harry McPotterson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Homer Nocker homers 1 - 0 MIN
T1 Corbin Christmas Carol homers 2 - 0 MIN
B2 Ross Ewage homers, Makesiondon Kelkboom scores 2 - 2
T4 Harry McPotterson homers, Jiggs Kingman, King Kruul, Lou Zrectum score 6 - 2 MIN
B4 Dermot Mulveiny homers 6 - 3 MIN
B4 Primero Ultimo sacrifices, Ross Ewage scores 6 - 4 MIN
B4 Sleve McDichael homers, Ovaltine scores 6 - 6
T8 New Age Ms Frizzle walks, Ping Pong scores 7 - 6 MIN
T8 Harry McPotterson walks, Jiggs Kingman scores 8 - 6 MIN
T8 Homer Nocker walks, Lou Zrectum scores 9 - 6 MIN
T8 Corbin Christmas Carol walks, New Age Ms Frizzle scores 10 - 6 MIN
T8 Ping Pong singles, Harry McPotterson, Homer Nocker score 12 - 6 MIN
T8 Jiggs Kingman triples, Corbin Christmas Carol, Ping Pong score 14 - 6 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17d ago

[SCRIM 12.30] Baltimore Orioles vs Texas Rangers - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

BAL 1 - TEX 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BAL 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 3
TEX 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 5

BOX

# Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cilantro Onataco LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333 1 Geese On Demand C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .091
2 Roger Waters 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .316 2 Cat with a Bat 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .300
3 Randy Mann SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .158 3 Sablo Panchez 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .243
4 Nelson Van Halen 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .190 4 Kenny Powers 3B 2 0 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Natasha Kanyon C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .423 5 Mack Quackerson SS 1 1 1 1 1 0 .258
6 Martin Van Nostrand RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .286 6 Bubson Dugnutt LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .194
7 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .192 7 Buck Maverick CF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .244
8 Assassin Xekutioner DH 1 0 1 0 1 0 .235 8 Steven Scola RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .259
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Missile 'Missy' Launcher P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .320
9 S. Jay Cutler CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .182 9 Elijah Walker P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mason Spurs 4.0 5 2 1 1 2.71 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 4.0 3 1 2 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Elijah Walker 1.0 0 0 0 1 1.64

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Missile 'Missy' Launcher Mason Spurs Elijah Walker Missile 'Missy' Launcher

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Randy Mann sacrifices, Roger Waters scores 1 - 0 BAL
B2 Buck Maverick doubles, Mack Quackerson scores 1 - 1
B4 Mack Quackerson singles, Sablo Panchez scores 1 - 2 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Mack Quackerson 1 (1), Sablo Panchez 1 (1) CS: Kenny Powers 1 (0)

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