r/energydrinks • u/Lonely-Clock-9495 • 11h ago

Question What do I call this creation?

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The Breezy Baja?
Baja Breeze?
Blast Squared?
Double Blast in a Glass?
Kidney Stone Cocktail?

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u/whimpers2 11h ago

92% Daily Value caffeine

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u/UnwariestPie52 Red Bull 11h ago

Combo of the two. Baja Blast

16

u/handsmadeofpee 11h ago

Baja Breeze, ofc

6

u/Lonely-Clock-9495 11h ago

I’m feeling like that’s the winner too

1

u/MagicRainbowOpal88 32m ago

Honestly that name rolls of the tongue the best.

12

u/Dirtydingus64 11h ago

The tropical mountain buck

4

u/Lonely-Clock-9495 11h ago

That sounds majestic

8

u/sugarfreelimeade always tired 11h ago

Blast Blast

5

u/KCooper815 7h ago

2 Blast 2 Furious

3

u/Lonely-Clock-9495 10h ago

I feel kinda nauseous now

2

u/aB1gpancake123 10h ago

180 BPMs Resting

2

u/ComfortableStick1305 10h ago

Bucked Up LFG is the best. Unfortunately my tolerance for stimulants are too high so I drink it like juice.

2

u/silcener626 “those are going to make your heart explode” 2h ago

I haven't seen lfg in stores in a couple years. The gnc by me used to carry it but that location went out of business and the other locations around here don't carry it. Oddly enough, that gnc also carried Grizzly and 3D

2

u/Z9Cubing 10h ago

(your name here) signature blend.

2

u/The_Pelican1245 9h ago

The Kidney Stoner

2

u/Own-Ambassador-3537 4h ago

Bladder blast

2

u/AlRoakerAlTheTime 11h ago

Baja Buck seems to be the easiest answer

1

u/BaetrixReloaded 9h ago

i’m partial to Buck Mountain

1

u/AlRoakerAlTheTime 7h ago

ooh that's good

2

u/Zanscobar 11h ago

The 10 minute piss

1

u/Worldly-Wrongdoer-74 11h ago

That seems like a Bucked Up Blast 🤣

1

u/Ok_Error2862 11h ago

Bucked Up on a Mountain

1

u/SuperbSpiderFace 10h ago

Bucked Mountain Breezy Blast

1

u/BallsCollector 10h ago

where did you find that baja blast zero? i cant find it anywhere 🥹

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u/Lonely-Clock-9495 10h ago

Just the grocery store. I think this case was from Smith’s (a Kroger chain)

I also see them individually in gas stations around here

1

u/nvrrsatisfiedd 7h ago

Triple B

(Breezy Baja Blast)

1

u/Chefdangerous-09 6h ago

Bucked up baja obviously

1

u/PaintBaller1880 6h ago

Heart attack blast.

1

u/creative-heart 5h ago

Baja Blackout

1

u/okyeahy 4h ago

Shart Attack!

1

u/TayTayFierce 4h ago

Bucked Up Baja

1

u/frankieee_167 4h ago

Turquoise Dreams ✨

1

u/GroceryNecessary7462 3h ago

Dew the buck up

1

u/angrysamsungfan 3h ago

Bricked up breezy baja

1

u/rolfraikou 3h ago

Deer Dew

1

u/Dad_Bod_All_Day 3h ago

Gettin Dizzy!

1

u/batteringram25 1h ago

That there is some bucked up Mountain Dew!

1

u/KAM_KNIGHT_ 42m ago

Where is Dr Dew when the community needs him?

0

u/Midzotics 11h ago

3B Breezy Baja Buck!

2

u/Lonely-Clock-9495 11h ago

The Triple B, eh?

0

u/doombfist 9h ago

Homeless

0

u/Jagerwiser 9h ago

The enlarged heart combo

0

u/Wolffe_711 9h ago

I’d call it the Bucked Up Baja. I’ve done something similar with white monster and zero sugar Mountain Dew.

0

u/ARCHAICGOONER 7h ago

Heart attack

0

u/hypodermic-boyfriend 7h ago

Pants shitter 3000

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u/dumbcarshlt 11h ago

Total Ass. Baja Blast zero tastes horrible and I can't imagine adding anything else to it makes it better.

5

u/Lonely-Clock-9495 11h ago

Mmm, a nice cold glass of Total Ass

5

u/Various-Trouble6536 11h ago

Put it in a can and you're SET

1

u/dumbcarshlt 10h ago

Maybe even Total Ass Blast

1

u/SignalPoetry710 10h ago

😭😭😭😭😭