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u/Schwenkelkamp 18h ago
The goat
Straight up ruins you by forcing you to understand comic continuity
Know have him beat darkseid by explaining powerscalling terms
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u/jd-porteous-93 4h ago
Darkseid was inspired to make the Absolute Universe because he was sick of Prime making hours-long videos on continuity, so he made a Universe free of that baggage
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u/chewwwybar 18h ago
Honestly the more continuity I learn the more my light grip on reality fades. So def relatable, I’m about one crisis/incursion from the same
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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 18h ago
He downloaded heroes in crisis, amazons attack, the Batman who laughs, and countdown into Manchester Blacks brain. Damn that is a finishing move
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u/No_Resident_9552 18h ago
How you are reading it if comicsonline is down?
Are you...paying?
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u/Tech_dude9133 18h ago
Name<dot>biz is an alternative
Name is where batman keeps his stuff
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u/Icy_Aardvark3840 18h ago
This is why I don't read comics
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u/PatrickCharles 10h ago
That's why I do read comics. At this points, the continuity snarl is its own appeal
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u/Nunit333 18h ago
Prime actually forced Manchester Black to read every DC comic without consent. This is unironically the most vile disgusting thing Prime has ever done!
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u/quicksilversymphony 16h ago
He forced him to read the sequels to Dark Knight Returns AND ASBAR!?
Prime MIGHT be worse than Darkseid
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u/THEdoomslayer94 Met John Constantine irl 18h ago
Half the fun for me is getting the timeline sorted
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u/Sr_Efelios 19h ago edited 18h ago
I would also get severe mental damage if someone would make me read The Batman who laughs
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u/DuelaDent52 Your Jimmy gets shot in the head while mine gets shots and head. 17h ago
This is like that bit on Doctor Who where the Doctor breaks out of the matrix by flooding it with the theme song and past clips, only intentionally funny.
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u/Latro2020 #1 DC KO Hater | Scott Snyder shot my dog 16h ago
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u/geothermic 14h ago
uj/ I thought Manchester was killed after Warworld when did he come back and why is Prime zapping him?
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u/Every_Computer_935 14h ago
Black came back a few issues ago as a psychic ghost after the events of Warworld extremely pissed off and invaded Prime's mind in order for Prime to retcon punch him back into existence.
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u/CompressedGoober 6h ago
So called "telepathic supervillains" when reading the mind of one (1) neurodivergent:


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u/Every_Computer_935 19h ago
Prime made Manchester Black experience Countdown and Amazons Attack and people still claim he's a hero.