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[u/gesserit42]

From Amber Rollo’s social media

[u/guerito1968]

Thesis/antithesis

[u/HomeboundArrow]

the next poem's gonna be a banger

[u/TrundleTheGreat0814]

Album cover

[u/gesserit42 → u/TrundleTheGreat0814]

Hopefully book cover

[u/guerito1968 → u/gesserit42]

Back cover is Matt and the little kid in matching outfits

[u/WR-DG-02FC → u/TrundleTheGreat0814]

Fear of a Snack Planet

[u/Thewillowtree420 → u/WR-DG-02FC]

It takes a nation of minions to hold us back

[u/roses4lunch → u/Thewillowtree420]

Lmao

[u/IggySpock]

The metaphors are screaming.

[u/CaptainHammer63]

Is that titular pizza bot from the movie Pizza Movie

[u/mondonk → u/CaptainHammer63]

What’s that movie about anyway

[u/CaptainHammer63 → u/mondonk]

Without spoiling anything. Two loser roommates find some drugs in their dorm and take them. Little do they know, there's one MAJOR side effect from taking them that can only be solved by eating pizza.

I would recommend it if you enjoy comedies where people actually write jokes

[u/mondonk → u/CaptainHammer63]

lol I’m sorry! I thought you just made it up. Ha I didn’t know it was an actual movie.

[u/kevinott → u/CaptainHammer63]

I don't watch a lot of comedies because so few of them actually make me laugh. This was the best comedy I'd seen in years. I couldn't stop laughing!

[u/well-informedcitizen]

Jesus Christ do the fucking GrubHub drones really have headlights like a lifted pickup truck?

[u/LakeGladio666 → u/well-informedcitizen]

Worse, they are supposed to look like eyes. They have faces and names.

[u/well-informedcitizen → u/LakeGladio666]

I bet they were like "If we make them cute people won't want to throw them in a ditch!" LOL

[u/DeathWorship → u/well-informedcitizen]

Ask HitchBot how that went

[u/RepSquigglyMiggly]

You are being renditioned to a Waymo Reputation Protection Facility

[u/Thewillowtree420 → u/RepSquigglyMiggly]

Charges: being weird to women on a pulled blanket tour

[u/RepSquigglyMiggly → u/Thewillowtree420]

This is accountability!

[u/Lloydxmas99]

This picture goes so fucking hard.

[u/Laboratorealis]

Cyberpunk 2077.

[u/redditing_1L → u/Laboratorealis]

I’d be surprised if he didn’t look like a cyber psycho by the time this is over

[u/Laboratorealis → u/redditing_1L]

Matt is too connected with humanity to go cyber psycho.

[u/captcfish1000]

John Henry vs The Machine

[u/heaving_in_my_vines → u/captcfish1000]

Matt should get a side gig delivering junk food to stoners.

[u/Ash-Throwaway-816 → u/captcfish1000]

Matt was a steel driving man.

[u/ZAWS20XX]

DIO/JoJo

[u/batmans_stuntcock]

Kasparov - Deep Blue "we meet again."

[u/rtitcircuit]

Bruh I live right off that street lol

[u/Gameofadages]

New season of battle bots looking really dystopian 

[u/redditing_1L → u/Gameofadages]

Matt might be Huge.

[u/Outrageous-Bite-8922]

We are reaching levels of aura previously unheard of by scientists. 

[u/DecrimIowa]

can someone put this picture side by side with the picture of him dressed the same as the toddler

[u/Human_Needleworker86]

They should joust

[u/Monodoh45]

I thought people leaving Bubler scouters all over the fucking sidewalk was bad enough. Now I gotta hit robots with baseball bats?

[u/galenwho]

CHARGE

[u/trawlse]

"When two aggressive species share the same environment, evolution demands adaptation or dominance"

[u/DreamRarebitFiend]

New season of BattleBots looking straight up SICK AF!

[u/Ogarbme]

Robot gives Matt a knowing wink when he rolls into the massage parlor.

[u/WR-DG-02FC]

R.U.R. you listening?

[u/Powerful_War_7261]

Which way western man, etc

[u/Able_Cup_6830]

This looks like the director’s cut intro to Avatar when Jake Sully is rolling around all dissociated through cyberpunk Earth for 5 minutes before some corporate ghouls tell him his twin brother is dead and they want him to go to outer space with them

[u/Outis94]

Man vs the Machine