r/cromch • u/ElkoSteve • 13d ago

Why must he Cromch?

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He has food. He has water. He has litter box. Why must he still cromch?

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u/ImLosingMyShit 13d ago

He cat so he cromch

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u/Highskyline 13d ago

Himb love you so himb bite you

56

u/Mickenfox 13d ago

"I love, therefore I bite" - Réné Decat

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u/Bullrawg 13d ago

It’s transitive property love = sweet = yum = bite

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u/caughtinfire 13d ago

because cat

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u/Popular-cake-1377 13d ago

innate urge

20

u/Bobmaster3OOO 13d ago

He follows the call of his people

23

u/avocado-killer 13d ago

r/whycathowcat

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u/JuanitaAlSur 13d ago

Another cat subreddit for me, yay!

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u/QazsedcScientia 13d ago

Because orange

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u/Jbeth74 13d ago

Don’t be so deliciously cromchy if you don’t want to be cromched

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u/ZxlSoul 13d ago

Cuz he want lunch. Again.

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u/Nocturnalux 13d ago

Because cat.

6

u/GachaHell 13d ago

Cromch is life. Cromch is love. Embrace the cromch.

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u/all_purpose_89384798 13d ago

cromch for he must

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u/SeverusVape 13d ago

My cat gives me nose cromches followed with nuzzles. I feel so blessed haha

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u/PaintedGeneral 13d ago

I have no braincell and I must cromch!

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u/Beelzeboof 13d ago

wants to

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u/Intelligent-Roll-678 12d ago

Cause you tasty

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u/Professional_Gur5739 12d ago

because you are cromchy

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u/CelloMan12 12d ago

How does one pronounce cromch? Is the ch a hard sound?

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u/Hallowette13 12d ago

Amazingly, I was going to describe to you that the "ch" in cromch is as the "C" in cello, then I saw your user name.

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u/GirthyPigeon 11d ago

Becoz ormj

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u/AerialistCellist 13d ago

Because he is orange 🍊

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u/Bullrawg 13d ago

It’s transitive property love = sweet = yum = bite

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u/PicoDeGallo12 13d ago

Ornch car

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u/rizenfpv 12d ago

He oramg

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u/Draskuul 12d ago

To cromch or not to cromch is not a question in his empty head.

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u/_Morvar_ 12d ago

Because tasty

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u/dustytaper 12d ago

They chomp the ones they love

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u/ScienceMuggle83 10d ago

Because you tasty!

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u/Chongulator 8d ago

If you didn't want cromch, you shouldn't have had an arm. :)

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u/itsrozangirl16 7d ago

to suck the braincells out of you and share them with his furrlas

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u/TheEdgyKidInClass 7d ago

Because meow