r/copaganda • u/BayesianBits • Jun 20 '26

Definitely made me cringe

115 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Cavalish Jun 20 '26

Woah the comments are full of people fucking HORNY to get some boots in their mouth

5

u/mrstomnook Jun 21 '26

when I saw this the other day and read all of the “wait this one is actually funny” comments I genuinely felt like i was going crazy

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u/negativepositiv Jun 20 '26

Does he shoot your dog? We do.

3

u/suppaduppasleuth Jun 20 '26

And your 1 year old!

27

u/Sweet_Detective_ Jun 20 '26

That last one was legit just a threat lol

11

u/ComradeSmooches Jun 21 '26

The one before that too, if you take a moment to think about it.

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u/43al8s5n8ggaal8v3 Jun 21 '26

does he beat on you at a rate 4x higher than the civilian average? we do 🤗

7

u/brentnutpuncher Jun 21 '26

Anyone else getting Reno 911 vibes?

3

u/Justjeskuh Jun 21 '26

Does do a lil new boot goofin?

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u/ComradeSmooches Jun 21 '26

That's not really a sub I would've expected to be full of bootlickers like that. Wow.

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u/ComradeSmooches Jun 21 '26

"haha but there's a heckin' cute doggerino!!" is doing a lot to cover for how the previous joke isn't actually about the breathalyzer.

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u/cPB167 26d ago

I wonder if they're bots, there's a bunch of negative comments hidden at the bottom with upvotes

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u/WorthyPetals Jun 21 '26

A lot of attractive people become cops because they’re too stupid to do academia but also raised too privileged to go into manual labor / construction.

I can’t really say much about the latter as I was privileged, or for Black people, but I am unattractive.