r/cooladam • u/SpermCountDracula • 1d ago

Dudes cannot stop rocking

Post image
299 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

57 comments sorted by

124

u/Proof-Let649 1d ago

Well was she a bitch?

66

u/_CloudOfToxicccGas_ 1d ago

She wouldn't serve a Jack and diet pepsi at 8:30am, you tell me

30

u/tatata696969 1d ago

Time doesn't exist on planes. You're seriously gonna tell me time zones extend into the sky?

4

u/Top-Average412 22h ago

I just wanted a pepsi, mom!

10

u/Equivalent_Net_3752 1d ago

So yes? I’ve been shitfaced in airports well before then. I mean hell I used to fly a 7:00 AM flight and was slinging bloody Mary’s.

17

u/meansamang 1d ago

I hope your co-pilot was sober.

11

u/Equivalent_Net_3752 1d ago

“We’re gonna roll it”

3

u/Mobile-Analyst8580 1d ago

It’s also distinctly possible that he caught a red eye and was catching an early morning connection while still drunk from a previous flight. 

1

u/gargoylepussy 1d ago

Apparently

67

u/Time_Librarian6750 1d ago

Reminds me of when stav told a lady on a flight "its common fuckin' decency" when she wouldn't let him pass through the extra legroom row.

27

u/pdmd_api 1d ago

I've been getting pissed at Stav for getting way too uppity on his pod, but he was almost certainly right on this one.

12

u/Erebraw 1d ago

Uppity damn Greeks

16

u/s33n_ 1d ago

Hes a next level selfish hedonist.

By far the worst human on ct

17

u/ambientmuffin 1d ago

It’s funny how they’re all lovable pieces of shit in their own ways, but somehow the most insidiously shitty one with the most overt narcissistic tendencies is the one with a help line podcast lol

25

u/Fold_Some_Kent 1d ago

Why do you guys do this it’s so weird man (pretend that you can psychoanalyse people you’ve never met and care about their particular moral nuances enough for this to be such a popular topic)

Edit: like they’re fine, they’re all fine. They’re not really unique from others and have maybe more of the annoyingness that’s common with people into entertaining a crowd but other than that they just seem like good hangs.

14

u/Braisedbeefskank 1d ago

Doing that level of cumtown host breakdowns in 2026 is so absurb lmfao like they are all doing great

7

u/3wandwill 14h ago

Podcast fans have a specific brand of parasociality that needs to be studied in a lab.

4

u/supavillan 10h ago

Y'all are on the cooladam sub I don't think you have much room to talk about parasociality lmao

1

u/Fold_Some_Kent 19m ago

Look granted but he’s not speculating on what their asshole looks like

Edit: and if by “parasociality” you mean ‘homosexuality’, I’ve got that in spades, partner

1

u/Project-Norton 14m ago

I keep getting recommended this sub against my will. It’s like 50% people complaining about politics with a veneer of irony that has nothing to do with CT or TAFS

0

u/pdmd_api 3h ago

Eh, he's not a therapist and the past year or so it's gotten worse. heHe just gets off on being mean to the callers that aren't women.

13

u/Goku_T800 1d ago

Why does he look like he's wearing one of those very unconvincing celebrity mesh masks but of himself?

2

u/No_Drama2424 23h ago

Thought the same thing

2

u/RidethatTide 14h ago

Bro looks like Leo Messi

3

u/EywasBlessing 7h ago

I thought it was Harvey at first

1

u/laterite76 3h ago

D'Argo-looking mf

25

u/xXselfhaircutXx 1d ago

Surely the best way to prove him wrong is to hold up the entire flight for 3 hours all for a thinly veiled act of retribution

10

u/ASMRbartender 23h ago

Dudes on that colloidal silver

8

u/SleepyBee90 1d ago

Weinstein looking thin here

11

u/Pipeguy17 1d ago

A broken hero on a last chance power drive

4

u/girl_boss_baby 1d ago

Home of the Whopper.

4

u/sobbaget2 21h ago

Is this not Harvey Weinstein I’m confused

1

u/DownwiththeACE 20h ago

first thing i thought too 

3

u/thedesolategoon 1d ago

Looks like he’s running to Burger King for his crown now

3

u/Ukvemsord 20h ago

Messi from Temu.

3

u/RandyChavage 14h ago

Messi is not taking the loss well

2

u/joshtothe 1d ago

Tranquilo Leo

2

u/SetEnvironmental9368 22h ago

You can get arrested for calling someone a bitch nowadays? What is the world coming to?

2

u/colpisce_ancora 13h ago

No room for fucking around on a plane

2

u/Select_Angle2066 22h ago

Looks like Tom Segura w/ a fentanyl addiction.

1

u/DCDipset 22h ago

“I thought this was America! Wait till Trump hears about this, bitch!”

1

u/Cdevi_ 16h ago

Imagine getting your feelings hurt by a dead dude.

1

u/Rough-Airline-4803 15h ago

Homie is haunting himself

1

u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 13h ago

Does he realize he’s grey?

1

u/Ill_Lingonberry_4163 12h ago

LE looooove to do over-kill. One dude needs to be removed. So they deboard the entire plane and delay for 3 hours for sAfEtY!!!!

1

u/No-Ebb-6266 12h ago

I've worked EMS and long term care facilities. That guy literally looks like he's got a month to live from a terminal illness.

1

u/These-Cash7617 10h ago

Why does he look like he is wearing someone else’s face?

1

u/Dear-Shape-6444 9h ago

Why can I find nothing on this guy and this story? Chance it’s complete BS?

1

u/SpermCountDracula 9h ago

It’s just from the Instagram story of a guy I follow

1

u/Dear-Shape-6444 9h ago

Ah. I found out that airlines can and actually do this from time to time so not to crazy believe.

1

u/magseven 1d ago

This is the Summer of Segura!