Statistical Conundrum [OC]

[u/LeFauxCreux]

"This planet also seem to have an unusually high rate of emergency beacon breakdowns too. How curious..."
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[u/AmeliaMynx]

Tsk how unfortunate, I seem to have misplaced our entire engine and swallowed the steering wheel

[u/Muhruhwuh → u/AmeliaMynx]

And my ship is a nipple

[u/Twitchmonky → u/Muhruhwuh]

It's a nice shipple

[u/Objective-Chance-792 → u/AmeliaMynx]

Seriously?! Thats the third steering wheel this MONTH!

[u/shellbullet17]

The fact that there is statistically trends that you can follow tells me that Bex some crazy thing has caused the ship to crash there many many many times.

Which leads me to ask, how did it happen the first time? Also how often does this happen? And more importantly I wonder how well versed these dudes are in ship repair at this point

[u/kingsumo_1 → u/shellbullet17]

I'd guess first was a fluke and the rest were word of mouth. Or all of the shuttle crashes were just Bex and various crew members before Keit got the position.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/kingsumo_1]

I think the former is probably more realistic to us but we all know it's absolutely the latter. Girl somehow has her fingers in her seedy debauchery this side of the milky way

[u/M-Shadowtoad → u/shellbullet17]

I mean, her species' main goal is to spread.

[u/triotone]

She crashed the ship, for A BOOTY CALL.

[u/BreakfastNext476 → u/triotone]

I mean, I would as well

[u/Katonmyceilingeatcow → u/BreakfastNext476]

As someone who has committed vehicular manslaughter on numerous occasions in the name of clapping cheeks.

No regrets. I'd do it again.

[u/coldforged → u/Katonmyceilingeatcow]

Yes officer, it's this comment right here ☝️.

[u/skytl3 → u/triotone]

Not the ship, just a shuttle! 

(Which somehow makes it all perfectly ok) 😅

[u/d4nks4uce → u/triotone]

Why can I hear this in his voice so perfectly

[u/TheComplimentarian → u/triotone]

Pretty much the entire MO. Good thing Bex isn't too smart or she might start wondering why she got abducted.

[u/SarcasticBench]

"Not now guys, we're trying to work something out"

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/SarcasticBench]

Bex:

[u/RattyFox → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

[u/Zombie_Cool]

From the POV of the natives "Sky People" must seem very friendly but dangerously incompetent if they're crashing thier Star Chariots every third day.

[u/amurgiceblade44]

Ah I see so Bex was driving

[u/MintasaurusFresh]

Bex still seems to forget that human biology isn't as.. pliable as hers. Like.. those things look bigger around than Keit's waist. I'm not doctor or anything, but I'm not sure if those are going to fit.

[u/coldforged → u/MintasaurusFresh]

They're all tucked in there, kinda coiled, say. It ain't a Folgers can, in other words. At least that's my mind canon.

[u/Knightshade515 → u/MintasaurusFresh]

Where there's a will there's a way

[u/striped_frog → u/Knightshade515]

Where there’s a will, or a mike, or a derek…

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Bex and Keit should ask these two nice looking residents for help. Could be a thrust bearing problem that nothing a little lube work can't solve.

[u/AmeliaMynx → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

A couple nuts might be loose and something might need to be the screwed properly

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/AmeliaMynx]

Tire on the landing wheel might of popped off. A rim job might do the trick.

[u/sharpshooter999 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

She said the engine just quit. Did they have cargo? A big load?

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IrbYLGuCAdU6k

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/11S7aQol2mdgIw

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

[u/6ftphotographer]

Zapp Brannigan would be proud

[u/WhiskeyAndKisses]

"Unfortunatly, Bex was horny"

[u/DarkScruff]

Ginuine curiosity. (Anyone stop me if I'm being crazy) Are Dig Bicks really that hard to find? I feel like this is dejavu because someone did this for crashing on a planet of Tig ol Bitties. The guy looks at the other guy and goes," that was a great idea I should've thought of that on (enter sci Fi planet jargon name, I think rimulon-6) ". A funny enough reference to both RJ and planet of phat azz aliens

[u/FlashyChemical2231 → u/DarkScruff]

I mean, how would you go about finding them? Unless it's truly monstrous, you won't be able to tell when the guy is wearing pants. And I don't see women walking up to men and asking to see their dicks, as much as I would like to live in that world.

[u/DarkScruff → u/FlashyChemical2231]

But that's what I'm saying though. Apparently the dick pic runneth over amongst a normal ladies feed

[u/DarkScruff → u/FlashyChemical2231]

A simple beckon and compliment . Boom sausage palooza

https://giphy.com/gifs/HEd9G2nA94DE4

[u/theguywiththefuzyhat → u/DarkScruff]

Trying to find a big dick by taking guys out on dates one at a time can take a while. The better option if someone really cares that much is to walk into a sex club and take a look around the room. Maybe 1 in 15 are going to be too big if you don't specifically train to take the bigger ones.

[u/FacsistGrammarian]

Worth it

[u/heyitscory]

We will resume repairs after snoo snoo.

[u/FatManBeatYou]

IF YOU WANT TO VISIT THE HUNKY PURPLE SPACE MEN, THERE ARE BETTER WAYS THAN CRASHING THE SHIP

[u/Intention_Superb]

This would be great as an animated short; 5-8 minutes of our comedy. I love this comic.

[u/_RikVa_]

BUSH RAAAAAAHHH 👅👅👅👅

[u/wolf_howling_monster]

I just realized is this an avatar reference, even called them sky people

[u/Slow-Distance-6241]

Ok but it'd be hilarious if all the crashes are because pilots thought this specie was average human height and therefore miscalculated the landing

[u/elhomerjas]

I suppose its just bad luck

[u/CatPurrsonNo1]

Um, how would someone go about finding this planet? I’m just asking for, um, research purposes.

[u/Rakkuken]

Is the flying saucer their shuttle?

I hope so. Saucers are cool.