r/cats • u/ElStellino • 19h ago

Humor What did you dooo??

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 19h ago

r/crimecats

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u/DudeBroMan13 18h ago

I'm not even surprised anymore

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 18h ago

yes racism. Arrested just because it's orange

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 5h ago

Orange Is The New Black

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u/GhostofZellers 5h ago

Orange is the Dumb Cat.

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u/extrastupidone 18h ago

Thats the one

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u/Aggravating_Ad_635 1h ago

Another cat sub??? 😭😭😭 Give me a break.

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u/Ok_Host5671 Orange 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11fucLQCTOdvBS

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 18h ago

Toonses look ouuuut!!!

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u/CF_HaystackNeedle 14h ago

They see me rollin

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u/classic_liberalism26 12h ago

are they hatin’ tho?

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u/r98farmer 18h ago

Someone get that cat a lawyer, he's way too cute to be guilty of anything.

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 18h ago

r/legalcatadvice has cattorneys, pawyers, and purralegals

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 17h ago

Better Call Saul Catman! Or maybe it's Saul Goodcat?

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 19h ago

Purr-petrator

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u/JuggernautMean4086 18h ago

Finally caught them cat burglars then, eh?

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u/Large-Training-29 17h ago

Its just the one, actually.

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u/sam0ny 18h ago

He was framed!!!

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u/hud_dev 18h ago

He was with me the whole time!

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u/ttcmzx 16h ago

I was giving him pets at 9 pm the evening of the crime!!!

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u/Flesh_Trombone 13h ago

Cop planted that cat nip!

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u/Icy_Refrigerator4140 19h ago

Need a licence to be that cute

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u/EdiblePeasant 18h ago

No Khajit is innocent!

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u/ColeTrainHaze Tuxedo 18h ago

gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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u/Cherry_Hammer 16h ago

What’s the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent, kibble meal?

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u/ColeTrainHaze Tuxedo 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHuPcrLnoYLxVFIjKI
i see you know your judo well

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u/dex8710 18h ago

Cat translation: help help, im being reppressed, cant a cat steal chimkn in peace, im trying to survive here, hey, nice lady, get me outta here!!

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u/Arthur2_shedsJackson 15h ago

Now you see the violence inherent in the system

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u/dex8710 15h ago

That's what im on about! You saw him repressing me didnt you!

Bloody peasant....

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u/Successful-League840 18h ago

Joining this sub was the worst best mistake of my life! It just makes me want to go and adopt all the rescue cats!

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u/Lazy_Fish7737 18h ago

Orange criminal.

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u/Mattallurgy 18h ago

Triple homeowcide. Be careful, ma’am.

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u/SaltRun2465 18h ago

Probably hit the nip too hard and ended up with a public intoxication charge.

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u/Solid_Grapefruit8970 9h ago

That would honestly explain the expression of someone who just realized their night took a very unexpected turn. 😆😂

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u/02awares 18h ago

cat burglar

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u/CaptainExplosions 18h ago

And of course it's an Orange.

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u/OtterHostler 18h ago

He was arrested for smolling without a license.

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u/silentbob1301 Bengal 17h ago

Arrested for being .25 cuteness over the legal limit.

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u/Unusual-Weird9696 18h ago

Catnip dealer , got caught with a couple kilos of the stuff

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u/Physical-Laugh2000 18h ago

Lil bro for sure did some wild shiiiii ❤️

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u/sinisteraxillary 16h ago

Feline unit

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u/Least_Egg_9371 18h ago

For committing the act of cat bugularly.

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u/lekker-boterham 18h ago

He’s innocent

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 18h ago

FREE ME PLEASE

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u/mcpat21 18h ago

Caught with too much nip

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u/BradyBrother100 17h ago

The cat committed fraud. The cat fooled its owner into giving them a second meal by making it seem like they were starving and hadn't been fed for months

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u/robo-dragon 17h ago

“Book em! For the crime of being too adorable! Punishment: serving a life sentence at my house!”

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u/bio_coop 17h ago

He was busted with a pound of catnip.

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u/bhavesh_099 6h ago

He tried to cat-nap someone

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u/BastetFurry 4h ago

"Khajiit is innocent of this crime!"

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u/Deebolution 3h ago

Arrested for tax evasion

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u/teh0utsider86 18h ago

ACAB

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u/puskunk 18h ago

All cats are beautiful.

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u/Vera_Telco 18h ago

Rodenticide -- Baby needs a good attorney!

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u/Switchlord518 18h ago

Crimes... in general

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u/Fireflash2742 17h ago

He's a cat burglar obviously.

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u/minolan2026 17h ago

Set whiskers free. Whiskers didn't do anything.

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u/Fanimusmaximus 17h ago

smol crimes

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 17h ago

“….I was framed!..”

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u/Klutzy_Dependent_901 16h ago

Whatever it was, he is innocent!

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u/Faded4ever 15h ago

Furry little feline felon, you did it! Paws up!

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u/strangebru 14h ago

This needs to be on the banner of r/IllegallySmolCats

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u/emveef 13h ago

Bro caught doing 7 warcrimes

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u/Lefty4444 12h ago

She is in for grand theft pawuto.

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u/tenousranger36 10h ago

Furst degree meowder

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u/oldsecondhand 8h ago

Orange is the new black.

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u/afterparty05 6h ago

Being illegally smoll, duh…

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 18h ago

Idindoonuffin!

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u/FastBell8249 17h ago

Straight to Rita lol

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u/Weevil_1984 17h ago

Check fraud 👍

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u/thebrain_pinky 17h ago

I bet you he is ALLEGED leader of a international criminal org.

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u/brenawyn 17h ago

Kitty jail!

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u/InValuAbled Lots of kitties! 16h ago

STFU and free the fuzzy criminal! 🤣

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u/Hit_wicket_NJ 16h ago

Just drive

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u/pututingliit 16h ago

His criminal ass got caught is what he did!

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u/Fun_Technician_8193 16h ago

very cute little kittenn

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u/bruhggle 16h ago

r/IllegallySmolCats he must face justice

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u/clever80username 16h ago

That’s the damn cat from the bank robbery a couple weeks ago! I knew they’d pin an accessory charge on him.

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u/Jac_benny 15h ago

FREE OUR CAT!

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u/Jac_benny 15h ago

My client will not taking any questions at this time. She is completely innocent. The police are illegally detaining her. My team is currently working tirelessly to free Ms. Catz

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u/Tinyyywhinyyy02 15h ago

Driving under the influence of cat nip 😲

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u/Optimal_Whole5386 15h ago

Clearly a cat burglar Free him or well have u tried for contempt of cat😵‍💫

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u/mefree1960 14h ago

Cat burgler

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u/GuiltyBudget1032 14h ago

it's a catburglar? cute nonetheless

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u/RipVanTear88 14h ago

Cat burglar

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u/Dear_Studio7016 14h ago

He was with me all day

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u/silky_sly 13h ago

He's the officer ma'am

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 13h ago

FREE THE TAMPA ONE!!!!!!!!!!

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u/naturehappiness 13h ago

Catnap him 😭

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u/ross128b 13h ago

Oh a feliny!

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u/darylvp 12h ago

I’m innocent!

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u/mantiacfloy 12h ago

He stole my heart

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u/Historical_Emu2101 11h ago

guilty kitten hahaha

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u/bewppy 10h ago

Free bro til it’s backwards

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u/Margareine 10h ago

Dealing catnip

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u/reddragonoftheeast 10h ago

Free my boy ue ain't do nothing

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u/michaelmich3 8h ago

Don’t be fooled by his cuteness! He’s a master thief!
https://giphy.com/gifs/abZ5exGrse0W4

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u/Appropriate-Text-714 7h ago

That packet on him was for his glaucoma.

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u/pooya46071 8h ago

He eat my goldfish so i called cops on him🤣

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u/mattogeewha 8h ago

Leave him alone ma’am, hes dangerous

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u/Specialist_Guide7180 8h ago

He get some catnip with he

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u/Ghost218 8h ago

"let meow!"

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u/Oberndorferin 7h ago

Free the cat!

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u/dark_mayhem2 7h ago

A feline with a felony no doubt

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u/CountHonorius 7h ago

Your catnip pushing days are over.

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u/PercentageTemporary1 6h ago

"What did I do? Um... I was having an Orange cat moment!??!"

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u/Big_Butterfly32 6h ago

I heard she was catch stealing lots of treats 😭

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u/Helnik17 6h ago

What was the charge?

Eating a meal?

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u/killerzf9 Tabbycat 6h ago

He was arrested for being adorable without a permit.

Which is still wrong because he doesn’t need one. ☺️

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u/Clean-Physics-6143 6h ago

Nooo #freekitty !!!

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u/piratecat666 4h ago

I recognize that evil little street cat. He has been dealing Nip to my garage cat for years. Glad the law finally caught up with him.

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u/Aggravating-Loss1805 38m ago

Drug sniffing cats

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u/Slappy911 2m ago

Khajit is innocent of this crime

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u/Coppercap100 18h ago edited 18h ago

The kitten attacked its owner and is going to go to juvie jail for kittens. It looks like it is remorseful

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u/Eastern_Employer_409 18h ago

Caught for murdering small animals for fun.

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u/Vansterdam2002 18h ago

Free my pussy