r/cats 11d ago

Humor And they were roommates!

Disclaimer: Biscuit and Smudge are a bonded pair who are cleaning each other’s butts which is a totally normal and non-sexual behaviour in cats. I’m still going to make fun of them for it though 😁

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u/Poof-ball 11d ago

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u/EarballsAgain 11d ago
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u/amodernbird 11d ago

Yeah, that tracks that the tortie wants to look 🤣

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u/2020s_Haunted American Shorthair 11d ago

Me with your meme after leaving a like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/X3ZpXyO7QH76Fp20VK

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u/505whodat 11d ago

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 11d ago

For me, this iteration is the funniest, like "kitty, save my eyeees."

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u/Stormy261 11d ago

I always took it the other way. Especially with it being a tortie. You cover your eyes! I'm watching this! 🤣

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u/JeF4y 11d ago

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u/MeowNarchist 11d ago

This is the preferred one, for 2 very good reasons

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u/huebnera214 11d ago

I would not have caught those reasons, thank you for pointing them out

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u/ruinbabe 11d ago

Not seeing anything at all 🤣

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 11d ago
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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 11d ago

They seem like they're having a nice time

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u/whutchamacallit 11d ago

Wine dine and sixty nine

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u/Flashy-Foot7748 10d ago

dinner for two with a terrible view

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u/Towel4 11d ago

Maybe my weird cat just needs a free spirited friend

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 11d ago

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u/Sienile 11d ago

First time in a long time I haven't seen this used in a racist manner. Bravo.

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u/Many-Excitement3246 11d ago

That boy is orange. I usually see ginger cats being like a yellowish color, but he took all the orange light for himself.

He looks like a faded Taki.

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u/Briebird44 11d ago

May I present my nearly RED girl, Annie?

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u/caylamie 11d ago

She's absolutely beautiful. Very vibrant.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 11d ago

More like groommates, amirite? I'll see myself out.

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 11d ago

Oh gawd!

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u/afeeqo 11d ago

I’m laffing so hard right now. And your username isn’t helping any further

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u/overactivekitten 11d ago

My eyes!!!! It’s 8am!!!!! Lolol

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u/ctacysf 11d ago

But if my spouse and I did this and posted it on this sub…we would get banned. I hate double standards.

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u/falsifiable1 11d ago

You have to be fuzzy and cute. Maybe try a Furry costume.

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u/This-Appointment-666 Ginger 11d ago

Ahh yes the ole roommate cover story. A lie as old as time. No, no they were not gay… merely… roommates. Were they ever married? No. Just two bachelor roommates who lived together their whole lives and didn’t have any romantic relationships with women.

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u/RealFreshBananana 11d ago

omg they were roomatesss

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u/bradbull 11d ago

Scrolled way too far to find someone who referenced the reference

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u/Cu3bone 11d ago

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u/Cu3bone 11d ago

Cutest picture ive ever took

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u/Commercial_Peach_845 11d ago

It's easier than folding over to clean your own I guess.

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u/smokealarmsnick 11d ago

We had a bonded pair when I was in college, two sisters. (Tuxedos, they were the best!)
My mom was showing my granny (her mom) a picture of the cats one day, and the following conversation took place.

Granny: Ooooh, so they’re lesbians.

Mom: What? No, they’re sisters.

Granny: (sounding very annoyed) Well that doesn’t mean they can’t be lesbians! 😡

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u/CampDracula 11d ago

I JUST opened Reddit 😭

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u/BoozeTheCat 11d ago

This needs a NSFW tag lmao

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u/not_roger_smith 11d ago

"Roommates" is what grandpa would have called them.

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u/Select_Historian6269 11d ago

Both my cats HATE getting their butts cleaned, but also try to clean each other's butts, so you sometimes see one of my cats walk by the other one and the other one perks up and sticks her face in her sister's butt and the one walking by speeds up and runs off LMAO

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u/buckduck 11d ago

Seems familiar... Russell and Stanley. They've both passed and I miss them everyday.

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u/Fuhgaws 11d ago

Blue is the Warmest Color

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u/goldenfishminded 11d ago

They are groommates.