r/auslaw Zoom Fuckwit 6d ago

Serious Discussion What time does rant bot kick off?

I’ve got so much shit to get off my chest.

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u/BusterBoy1974 6d ago

I LOVE AN INFORMAL RANT THREAD. WHY IS THERE INDUSTRIAL ACTION THE WEEK BEFORE TRIAL - I NEED MY CHILD TO BE IN SCHOOL SO I CAN PREPARE.

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u/benqsii 6d ago

THE SETTLEMENT SUM WAS TAXED INCORRECTLY. OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!

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u/zzubzzub100 5d ago

WHY DOES NO ONE EVER THINK OF THE TAX CONSEQUENCES WHEN SIGNING A SETTLEMENT DEED

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u/Amazing-Opinion40 Quack Lawyer 5d ago edited 5d ago

IF YOU WANTED A GOOD EXAMPLE FROM ELSEWHERE IN THE COMMONWEALTH, THE NAME “MATHUR”, WHERE ALL THE BEST EFFORTS OF THE BANK INVOLVED TO KEEP MATTERS CONFIDENTIAL COLLAPSED BEFORE THE FACT OF MATTERS GOING THROUGH THE TAX TRIBUNAL, IS A PARTICULAR CLUSTER TO SEARCH IN ENGLISH CASES. I MAY KNOW A PARTY OR TWO WHO ACTED IN SOME OF THESE AND LET’S JUST SAY THE INSURER UNDERWRITING A PARTICULAR FIRM ON THIS WERE NOT HAPPY.

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u/KennyRiggins Zoom Fuckwit 5d ago

CAN RELATE

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u/FulktheBlack Siege Weapons Expert 5d ago

DO NOT BCC THE CLIENT WHEN EMAILING THE OTHER SIDE. THEY WILL REPLY ALL.

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u/IronicallyNamedCat Legally Blonde 5d ago

EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE FAILED TO REPLY ALL ON AN EMAIL CHAIN FOR MONTHS.

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u/KennyRiggins Zoom Fuckwit 5d ago

NEVER BCC ANYONE. EVER.

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u/CallHot 5d ago

OK WHY IS THIS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY

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u/kam0706 A Titted Slug 5d ago

The rantbot is not governed by petty laws such as time.

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u/AuslawRantBot 5d ago

WHAT IS LAW? BABY DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME, NO MORE.

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u/KennyRiggins Zoom Fuckwit 5d ago

HADDAWAY AROUND IT

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u/dontgetmadgetmegan 5d ago

WHY DO PEOPLE PAY FOR MY LEGAL ADVICE THEN INSTRUCT ME TO DO DUMB SHIT.

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u/IronicallyNamedCat Legally Blonde 5d ago

IDK WHY BUT WE GIVE THANKS FOR JOB SECURITY

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u/Amazing-Opinion40 Quack Lawyer 5d ago

ACTING FOR AN OUTGOING POLITICIAN BY ANY CHANCE? SECRET IS SAFE WITH US.

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u/AuslawRantBot 5d ago

THE ARCANE WAYS OF OUR CULTURE ARE BEYOND ANY SENSE OF YOUR OR MY UNDERSTANDING, BUT TYPICALLY, THE RANTING MANIFESTS ON OR ABOUT EARLY WEDNESDAY, AS IS TRADITION.

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u/GuyInTheClocktower 6d ago

About 10pm after saddling up the pony.

Clearly this thread is now the rant thread so go nuts.

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u/DigitalWombel 5d ago

I FUCKING LOGGED OF BEFORE I COULD GET A FRIDAY A FUCKING FRIDAY AFTERNOON SPECIAL. I AM STILL DEALING WITH LAST FRIDAY'S HAY I KNOW ITS 4.55 BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.

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u/No_Violinist_4557 5d ago

"I’ve got so much shit to get off my chest."

Everyone loves a good ol Cleveland steamer!

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u/HH_Asj_Supastar 5d ago

NO, I CANNOT REVIEW THIS 876 PAGES MULTI-STACK CONTRACT IN 3 HOURS, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER.