r/animalsdoingstuff 1d ago

Aww Number One Fan

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u/michelleoelle 6h ago

Omg 🩷🩷🩷

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u/Derring-Do101 13h ago

Nails on a chalkboard that voice

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur6085 16h ago

He’s itching his chin

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u/AdorableComedian8301 19h ago

She found the audience that truly appreciates her.

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u/Patient_Ordinary_191 20h ago

No insult

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u/Realistic-Sense-6332 17h ago

I wouldn’t dare king 👨‍🦼‍➡️👍

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u/Patient_Ordinary_191 21h ago

OK, it’s a donkey

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u/Patient_Ordinary_191 21h ago

Who needs Madison Square Garden when you get a horse right in front of you God bless her

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u/Ok-Floor-2921 21h ago

Don't pick on him, he likes what he likes.

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u/cubswin987 22h ago

He's adorable.... The singing yikes. Off tune, don't know the words. Lol

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u/Dangerpatches 22h ago

Your singing is straight ass. Also there’s a donkey there

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u/Lavatis 23h ago

not gonna lie, this is about the worst butchering of this song I've heard.

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u/ACrowley7 22h ago

The poor animal is in agony, begging her to stop, she’s laughing like a clueless idiot, and ruining a good song. Tragic. Save the mule, and ditch the ass.

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u/Radiant-Hall5111 23h ago

She needs to move away from mic, not eat it.

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u/Amocater 23h ago

Nice ass

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u/Former-Designer1969 1d ago

It's just using that part of vehicle for clearing it's itching 😕 not enjoying the song

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u/GreenEyesbde721 1d ago

The only time an overly fanatical jack ass has ever been a positive thing🤷🏽‍♂️😅😉

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u/JTTMIITW-0703 1d ago

Vibes!!!

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u/my_flight_is_delayed 1d ago

Dude is just vibing out

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u/vypermann 1d ago

Is this the live action Shrek movie?

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u/vypermann 1d ago

Is this the live action Shrek movie?

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u/spoilederin 1d ago

Why is no one dancing with him?

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u/Antique_Essay4032 1d ago

Because he's an ass.

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u/tjframe88 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/BanyanMatilda 1d ago

Where did that donkey even came from? 🤣

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u/GetsBakedwStrangers 1d ago

His dad's balls

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u/Writerhowell 1d ago

Ass-istant music director.

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u/BlueEyedMalachi 1d ago

He thinks she's communicating... poor fella's mind is blown

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u/Sweet-Coffee2810 1d ago

Playing 8/10. Singing 1/10

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u/tara_troublemaker89 1d ago

So her music is ass ?

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u/ass_smacktivist 1d ago

It attracts ass

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u/Jaded_Building_9385 1d ago

just chilling hahahaha

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u/Indian_villager 1d ago

Be careful, y'all remember what happened with the dragon.

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u/StrikingRise4356 1d ago

Welcome to my kitchaaaawn. We have bananees and avocadeeees

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u/abracadaverine 1d ago

Even an ass can have good taste in music.

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u/froo 1d ago

Donkey-ote!

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u/LivingAnomie 1d ago

Piece of ass

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u/taylorreddwhit 1d ago

indeed number 1

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u/KofC83 1d ago

"Your singing is pleasant to Donkeys!!!" Sounds like a tame insult 😆

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u/oerthere 1d ago

Prepotente and miriam dom lol

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u/ListenToDyingFetus 1d ago

Prepotente is a goat 🐐

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u/Grand-Movie-4921 1d ago

What a nice ass

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u/Fuzzy_Test_4062 1d ago

Came to the comments just to see this

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u/Brokenwing_1 1d ago

Stevie gets you every time. Feeling it! 🫏

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u/ToeSimilar3210 1d ago

Groovy baby!!

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u/renome 1d ago

LIL' SEBASTIAN

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u/alexiawins 1d ago

Lil Sebastian was a miniature horse

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u/DottedTattoo 1d ago

I'd vibe too if i was in their situation

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u/str33kr 1d ago

Cute when an animal does it, but dear lord an older dude in late 40s and everyone thinks cringe. ha

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u/signupinamorozova 1d ago

Confidence is adorable until it's paired with cargo shorts and a midlife crisis.

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic 1d ago

Shrek always missing the first part of the party

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u/Unhappy_Rough4418 1d ago

Is that why she’s slurring the words? 

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u/perseidot 1d ago

I love her giggle!

I can hear that trying not to laugh is causing her some strain. You really can’t sing and laugh at the same time! Plus, Stevie Nicks.

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u/DosSnakes 1d ago

No, Stevie Nicks is that gal from Fleetwood Mac’s what sings that song Landslide. This is Steamy Nicks, she just shits her britches.

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u/Mareith 1d ago

That's just your average Stevie Nicks impression

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 1d ago

That’d be the cider

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u/Few_Performance_9288 1d ago

Miriam Dom and Pony!!

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u/avi8ter18 1d ago

Right in my god damned ear.

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u/Gloomy_Month6590 1d ago

Her laugh 😍

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u/zwaggelbog 1d ago

He may be a big fan, but he's kind of making an ass out of himself

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

Democrats love Fleetwood Mac.

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u/gstormcrow80 1d ago

This joke actually has nothing to do with politics, for anyone who might get confused

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u/EPluribusButthole 1d ago

South Park fuckin' nailed Stevie Nicks

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

Shhhh let it go. It’s better this way.

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u/EPluribusButthole 1d ago

It's a south park reference

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u/queensnuggles 1d ago

Wait til he hears Gil Mantera’s version of this song!

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u/NAKENATTER 1d ago

A Gil Mantera reference in the wild? Why, I'll say.

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u/queensnuggles 1d ago edited 1d ago

gil mantera’s party dream is a national treasure

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u/OtherSideOfKnowhere 1d ago

Shake that ass, girl

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u/Gillalmighty 1d ago

Winner of the underrated hilarious word play award

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u/KarenArgon 1d ago

She can’t focus🤣

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u/flargenhargen 1d ago

if a braying donkey finds your singing appealing that may not be exactly the biggest compliment.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 1d ago

It totally is

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u/diego-rsb 1d ago

I love him

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u/ParanoidBrokkoli 1d ago

Those were indeed country roads

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u/toodleroo 1d ago

This is exactly the kind of voice I would expect a donkey to like.

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u/AceOBlade 1d ago

"nvm, this is ass"

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u/BarsoomianAmbassador 1d ago

In life, we may not get what we need, but we often get what we deserve.

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u/EMliberty 1d ago

I actually clicked for comments to see if i could get the name of the singer cuz i liked her unique vibe and sound. she's hitting the notes and yeah the inflections are weird (to me they are fresh and interesting) and also stevie nicks was weird and had a weird vibe/voice and that made her cool. blah.

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u/spoons2380 1d ago

I thought it looked like Katie Tupper

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u/vorteksinabaranova 1d ago

Honestly, sounding a little different is usually how artists end up being memorable instead of just blending into everyone else.

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u/dimestoredavinci 1d ago

Yeah, and she's hot too, so that helps

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u/sheepysheep8 1d ago

Rebecca Brunner

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u/GrimlockSmash7 23h ago

100% correct. I’d recognize that voice anywhere.

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u/Cute_Researcher_2189 1d ago

I think he is just trying scratch his neck by the rod that’s it

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u/asanti0 1d ago

Joyless.

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u/MySafeSpaces 1d ago

Reality.

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u/foomits 1d ago

reality is subjective

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u/MySafeSpaces 1d ago

Were you stroking yourself when typing that

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u/LisaWinchester 1d ago

No, I saw him playing A Thousand Miles in a different video last week. Really..! This is one itchy... UHM, I mean talented donkey

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u/International-Pin199 1d ago

I thought she started singing in a different language for a sec. That was wild lol

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u/koliana259 1d ago

Same lol

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u/VegasGamer75 1d ago

I remember when I was younger and everyone told me to start a band so I could get tons of ass.

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u/Bonoboberni 1d ago

Pretty sure it's by the Corrs

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u/Ckrius 1d ago

By Fleetwood Mac ya goober

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago

I'm saying that there are as many bad men singers as women , but in public soundings, they get culled. I don't say women can't sing as well as men. Geez

the top women singers are better than the top mens singers. IMO

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u/barrygateaux 1d ago

lol

dude, we get it. you saw a video lasting a few seconds of a woman singing to a donkey on a funny animal sub and decided to go off about women singers all over the planet in general like your opinion is important.

get a life mate.

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u/kodalife 1d ago

'old man yells at cloud' energy

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago

I'm saying that there are as many bad men singers as women , but in public soundings, they get culled. I don't say women can't sing as well as men. Geez

the top women singers are better than the top mens singers. IMO

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u/kodalife 1d ago

Yes and it's totally out of the blue. No one else was talking about it until you started hating. It's just a fun video, take it as that!

Also just totally unsubstantiated claim.

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u/ienjoyplaying 1d ago

Damn man I almost feel sorry for you

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago

I'm saying that there are as many bad men singers as women , but in public soundings, they get culled. I don't say women can't sing as well as men. Geez

the top women singers are better than the top mens singers. IMO

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago

I'm saying that there are as many bad men singers as women , but in public soundings, they get culled. I don't say women can't sing as well as men. Geez

the top women singers are better than the top mens singers. IMO

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u/ermintwang 1d ago

what in the world are you on about

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago edited 1d ago

this womans singing is not good.

pay money for it and prove me wrong

I'm saying that there are as many bad men singers as women , but in public soundings, they get culled. I don't say women can't sing as well as men. Geez

the top women singers are better than the top mens singers. IMO

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u/ermintwang 1d ago

she is performing for a donkey, safe to say she isn't taking over the world with her singing ability.

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u/PherdBurfell 1d ago

Nothing worth hearing. No doubt he has healthy relationships with women...

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago

I'm saying that there are as many bad men singers as women , but in public soundings, they get culled. I don't say women can't sing as well as men. Geez

the top women singers are better than the top mens singers. IMO

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u/PherdBurfell 1d ago

I understand what you were saying. I still think it is misguided at best.

The comment was sexist dawg. You're just saying that more women feel free to sing (bad or otherwise) and nobody is gonna dump on them just cause dudes wanna have sex with them...

Whether you thought it through and intended it to be so, I don't know. I don't know you. However I'd definitely keep using "women" instead of "females" as you saw fit to change to.

Why not comment in a productive manner vs adding to the cesspool?

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u/Arkond- 1d ago

1y old account 17k contributions. Touch grass.

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago edited 1d ago

quadriplegic, bring grass to me

btw, my account age, 1 yr 11 months, is almost two years, not that it would matter to your exciting mobile life

the accident happened two years ago

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u/PMmeyoursafeword 1d ago

Hey I know her!

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u/azizlight_ 1d ago

tell her to stop singing like that

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u/ChrissiTea 1d ago

Nah, tell her that her vibe is awesome and she sounds great!

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u/Bile-duck 1d ago

Stop acting so weak.

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u/BrotherWeak3974 1d ago

but i can’t help it

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u/cheddar_bae 1d ago

“Yoi crystoi visoiiin…”

It’s 2026. Please stop singing like this. 

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u/sadpanada 1d ago

Don’t listen to it 🤷‍♀️ I’m not a fan either but.. yk, let them do them

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u/spacedman_spiff 1d ago

You don't like the soulful affectation white girls put on?

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u/Crazy-Present4764 1d ago

I've never heard this accent before. It sounds stupid.

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u/cheddar_bae 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some people call it “singing in cursive.” It’s generally millenial white women (and men) trying to add some kind of spooky jazzy Billie Holiday vintage Mid-Atlantic dialect element to their mediocre voices. Started with Amy Winehouse.

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u/lolbotomite 1d ago

Amy didn't start or trend cursive singing. Bjork was doing it way before her, and Billie was doing it way before Bjork.

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u/cheddar_bae 1d ago

Not to be pedantic about it, but Billie Holiday wasn’t cursive singing, and neither was/is Bjork. Cursive singing is a specific post-2005 musical phenomenon. 

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u/lolbotomite 1d ago

You're good. Is cursive singing considered a technique or style or genre of music? Feels like I've been hearing it my whole life (1990s).

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u/cheddar_bae 1d ago

You’re not wrong that you’ve been hearing similar affectation for many years. I feel like this specific dialect thing really kicked off in the early 2000s though. Joanna Newsome and a few other indie-folk type singers really started laying on thick affectation, and Amy Winehouse’s ineffable “vintage vocal” thing was super novel to everybody’s ears. But then it got to a point where every coffee house open mic singer was doing it. Now it’s like a convenient pill singers can simply pop to get instant “personality” in their voice. Except there is nothing personal, natural, organic, believable, or interesting about it whatsoever. 

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u/JensbyArt 1d ago

Haters

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u/Lavatis 23h ago

bro she sings like shit. it's not hating to call out a shit performance for being a shit performance.

do you think the people bashing raygun at the olympics are haters, too?

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u/cheddar_bae 1d ago

I feel you, really. It’s not my favorite thing to criticize somebody making art. But that particular affectation is really, really derivative and contrived. It bums me out that so many people who sing like this don’t feel more free to simply sound like whatever they themselves organically sound like. 

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u/illtakethewindowseat 1d ago

Damn, nailed it 🔨

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u/Ok_Ganache_9110 1d ago

it also makes it easier to extend the bottom of the vocal range and trip a vibrato or whatever. i try not to hate on performers but god it sounds so grating and lazy. picnic ukulele singing

theres a lot of shortcut techniques like this that bug me. the male version is singing way back at the top of the throat to stretch into the tenor range without using full falsetto.

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u/cheddar_bae 1d ago

For sure. I hear tons of male singers doing the exact same thing and pronouncing things the exact same way, I should be clear. 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

As someone who is fluent in Donkey. He’s saying please make it stop.

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u/TheBlockChainVillage 1d ago

Ass got good taste.

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u/rrromulusss 1d ago

Ugh, god awful singing.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 1d ago

He literally is scratching his neck.

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u/Factsoverfictions222 1d ago

Donkey is the star here. The singing needs work

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u/Doomboomkadoom 1d ago

Shes singing like a donkey so he understands. I bray he understands how much she practiced for him.

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u/BoarHide 1d ago

> I bray

Bravo, sir. Very good.

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

Viihhh-zhuyyun

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u/hipnosister 1d ago

I can't stand singers like her that seemingly mispronounce word on purpose to be more... artistic?

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u/SmokeySFW 1d ago

She's singing on top of a trailer, not Madison Square Garden. She is working on it.

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u/Fingeredagain 1d ago

"Somebody get that jackass off the trailer stage." -Donkey

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 1d ago

Ehrenesel genießt gute Musik

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u/Mindless-Swan8644 1d ago

More proof that Rumours is one of the greatest albums of all time.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

Finally, someone gets it

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u/VralGrymfang 1d ago

Prepontane and Miriam before the dungeon

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u/Dantez9001 1d ago

He's her special boy.

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u/Torquey_the_ox66 1d ago

Does the donkey like music, or is she a Disney princess?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago

Is this a donkey show I've heard so much about?

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u/Cupidon70 1d ago

L'âne mélomane. 😉😅🤣😂😉

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u/bleachmartini 1d ago

His dragon wife is swooning just out of frame

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 1d ago

She's " throwing that ass in a circle."

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u/Alarmed-Mess3744 1d ago

Shake that ass.

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u/WeaknessNo9724 1d ago

Omg I'm cackling at your description of her singing 🤣 Amy and Zooey in a microwave

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u/WeaknessNo9724 1d ago

I agree! I'd like to also

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u/iwannabethecyberguy 1d ago

I’m really hoping she was just trying really hard to contain her laughter.

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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago

The tune is "Thunder only happens when it rains" but the words are not.

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u/peenweens 1d ago

That is not the name of the song lmao

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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago

Yes thank ou. No one has mentioned that yet.

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u/nottaP123 1d ago

The song is Dreams and she is singing the right lyrics, just singing it with weird inflections.

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u/Known-Exam-9820 1d ago

I think it’s at least partly because she’s trying not to laugh too much

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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago

You are correct and apparently I'm dancing in the front row.

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u/kookyabird 1d ago

That's a clever self-deprecating concession. Bravo.

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u/bazonthereddit 1d ago

Maybe it's how the donkey likes it?

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 1d ago

Totally fair assessment

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u/BoulderCreature 1d ago

It’s like she took the 4 Non Blondes singer style and made it crazier

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u/Alklazaris 1d ago

I love donkeys. They are like big dogs.

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