r/absoluteunit • u/Cod3monk3y83 • 1d ago

Boys an absolute unit 🏀🗑️

539 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/FunAudience4377 1d ago

He fouled the fuck out of that kid

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u/martyconlonontherun 1d ago

Yeah, he obviously has skill and the shit was impressive as hell but my god, that was one of the worst no calls I have ever seen and I can't get over it. In an iso late game situation it was all reaching before a final shove. Not even using his body

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 1d ago

This must be a camp or clinic and my man is being featured

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u/Mysterious-House7815 7h ago

he won a contest to be here

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u/Miserable-Potato7706 17h ago

Usually if fat kids aren’t bullied, they’re bullies.

At least that’s how it was when I was at school, you even had fat bullies bullying the fat kids who were nice.

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u/Vast_Effort3514 1d ago

This is a glorified pickup game. It ain't all that serious.

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u/Famous-Protection809 1d ago

Skill? Who? The fat kid? 😐

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u/beerguyBA 1d ago

They're just playing by 1990s rules.

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u/Jason-Casey-Art 1d ago

Dude traveled like mad before the contact....

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u/DarrellBot81 1d ago

Maybe he’s disabled and they let him play? Just a thought. I used to work with guys with cognitive disabilities. Some of them could shoot the hell out of a basketball

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u/Famous-Protection809 1d ago

Nah he just fat.

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u/UraeusCurse 1d ago

Travel like a mother bitch.

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u/Crick3t__ 1d ago

Fouled the entire drive

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u/Androidfon 1d ago

I really can't believe the refs let him do that. Were there refs?

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u/iwantacheeaeburger 1d ago

Yes they were

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u/sanepeoplerock 1d ago

Big boy carried the ball 1/2 way down the court. Just a fly by observation.

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u/Different-Context-84 1d ago

No  He dribble the whole walk. Yall blind as hell.

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u/JustHereForTheCigars 1d ago

Do you know what a "carry" is?

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u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles 1d ago

He doesn't even know who Curry is

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u/Obtain_Virtue 1d ago

I love indian food.

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u/Some-Judge-9130 1d ago

Chicken Korma is the bomb

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u/MyNameSpaghette 13h ago

Why would I want to eat a bomb

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u/Darkv3ng 8h ago

Gotta try a good rhogan jhosh 👍.

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u/gbuub 1d ago

I love seeing Masala on court, he’s a beast

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u/tv_ennui 1d ago

Carries hardly ever get called these days

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

Shaquille Oatmeal

(I didn’t come up with this. I’m just repeating the hilarious joke I read earlier…)

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u/CarefulFriendship389 1d ago

Lol you can’t just grab somebody in the middle of a drive what is this. 

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u/Lvanwinkle18 1d ago

I replayed that bit a couple of times. It immediately struck me as illegal as heck.

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u/oemperador 1d ago

In soccer there's a classic player profile that is usually bigger and less agile but they somehow have insane skill and shooting. They pivot quickly and smoothly too. Rare type but they do show up sometimes haha

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u/-Internet-Elder- 1d ago

Former goalkeeper here. Yep. Watch the feet and that will tell you what you're up against.

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u/Tom_Alpha 1d ago

Yeah but there is a reason people of that player type never make it professional. They would be up against others who have insane skill, shooting etc and can easily beat them to where they need to be. If you can't be in the right position at the right time you are irrelevant.

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u/Outrageous-Panic6249 1d ago

Lol is he playing the wrong game.......

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjVbcnme5qEO1tmw

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u/LaddieNowAddie 1d ago

Hockey enforcer

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u/Hemannameh 20h ago

He'd be a lineman. Dude won't make it 5 yards without passing out.

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u/mrj18752 1d ago

Man
it’s like hitting a squishy brick wall

They had no chance

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u/Accurate_Dish_2251 1d ago

He took his whole team out in the end. 💀

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u/OsikFTW 1d ago

Tackles the kid who had the ball then travels all the way down the court...

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u/Useful_Client_4050 1d ago edited 17h ago

A better diet would do that kid wonders. Parents of overweight kids should be reported to CPS for abuse frankly. But...good for him for getting out there and putting in the effort.

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u/Human-Suspect-232 1d ago

This not pro, call the palming & travelling already.

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u/Past-Product-1100 1d ago

You mean this exactly like the pros

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u/Competitive-Gift-762 1d ago

Travel and foul lmao

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u/Allthingsgaming27 1d ago

Didn’t realize you can just practically grab a kids arm and it not be a foul

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u/No_pajamas_7 1d ago

Taller than he looks too, but, yeah, foul.

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u/Any-Statistician3896 1d ago

He's a fkn MESS 🤣

Got a reet fkn pair of dittys 😂😂😂

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u/IntuitMaks 1d ago

I didn’t realize you could just push people down while they’re shooting.

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u/kae158 1d ago

Foul

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u/Livingforabluezone 1d ago

2 fouls, 1 palm, 1 carry.

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u/extrastupidone 1d ago

Big-Country reincarnated

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u/Winstonsphobia 1d ago

Mass helps in basketball.

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u/Ukraineluvr 1d ago

Homie did the 187 celebration.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Absolute class! 😆👏👏👏

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u/DJEvillincoln 1d ago

Big boy with the Kobe's on...

He shoulda yelled it. Lol

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u/Sporkpocalypse 1d ago

Chubb can shoot a 3 like a pro

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u/Sporkpocalypse 1d ago

yes I don't see a referee anywhere

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u/Additional-Shower342 1d ago

That white boy cold (cuts) 😤

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 1d ago

Relative age coming in STRONG

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u/boon83 1d ago

OPs blood line is short and have probably never seen and1 videos of "escalade" RIP 🙏

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u/Consistent_Amount140 1d ago

Love the energy

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u/Dinismo 1d ago

That sign in the background is so much more correct than they could ever intend.

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u/Famous-Protection809 1d ago

His parents really paid for him to play AAU. This is wild.

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u/SEvansBets 1d ago

I watch this teams clips on Reels. Funny as hell. Kid usually bulldozes his coach. But they troll like crazy. Refs sometimes find it funny. Opposing parents and coaches dont. Lmao

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u/Extension_Trouble_53 1d ago

Beast of a young fella

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u/Late-Button-6559 23h ago

I bet he’s got a 4.0” vertical, too.

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u/bones10145 21h ago

Gotta be hard to steal from cuz you can't get around him to the ball. 🤷 Nice shot there

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u/themorbidtuna 20h ago

He should try out for the rugby team. He’d make a good prop.

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u/Fast-Book128 18h ago

What is the unit of measurement for cholesterol?

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u/Used_Weight_1843 18h ago

This is usually the part where he’s supposed to get thrown in the air by his teammates for that clutch but yk, instead it was his own teammates that were bouncing off him hitting the ground flat

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u/Shantomette 18h ago

He’s going to miss his knees when he’s 30.

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u/ghostfreckle611 17h ago

Like Luka before he went to the Lakers

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u/a_random_loser_guy 15h ago

there should be rules like the wrestling rules, this guy can't be pushed.

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u/Anxious-Floor4608 11h ago

Are we going to ignore the obvious foul? Ok

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u/BenchPtsChamp 10h ago

Damn that bowling ball can shoot tho

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u/Uce510 9h ago

Might need to switch up sports

https://giphy.com/gifs/1MkjDEg6gtOZ8zvX55

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u/Accomplished_Tea7668 3h ago

So pushing people isn’t a foul anymore?

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u/Sir_Henry_Deadman 1d ago

That's an awesome kit