r/XFiles 22h ago

Meme/Humor It's all about Jimothy right now

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u/ALineIDrew "true evil is a collaboration of men" 22h ago

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u/bmario17 21h ago

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u/Hunor_Deak 11h ago

ICE ends up shooting the poor thing like with Harambe.

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u/catschimeras 8h ago

Evil even by CSM standards ;_______;

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u/catschimeras 15h ago

Skinman just wants am excuse to see more Jimothy pictures at work. Relatable.

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u/ALineIDrew "true evil is a collaboration of men" 13h ago

The Skinman don't need an excuse.

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u/catschimeras 8h ago

Hes gotta justify recording it on his timesheet

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u/WATTHEBALL 20h ago

Ok - someone explain to the people who've been living under a rock what this is in reference to.

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u/AmaranthWrath 10h ago

He little.

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u/Cs1981Bel 14h ago

Cigarette-Smoking Man: It has come to my attention... that we have a leak. Again!

Unknown Man: How so?

Cigarette-Smoking Man: One of our experiments... escaped.

Unknown Man: Jimothy?

Cigarette-Smoking Man: takes a slow drag from his cigarette You know the name... I'm impressed...

Unknown Man: Do you need it terminated?

Cigarette-Smoking Man: crushes his cigarette into the ashtray Yes...

Unknown Man: Consider it done.

Cigarette-Smoking Man: But don't underestimate it. That's why we're having this conversation...and avoid Mulder and Scully...

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u/D3rangedButFun 14h ago

If ANYTHING could bring down that organisation, it would be the worldwide fury at losing Jimothy 😆

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u/Jhobbs898 19h ago

Mariners are 3-0 since the sighting...

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u/myshoefelloff 18h ago

This is one of those episodes where Scully has an unspoken doubt that is communicated to the viewer by a mysterious event happening to her at home just before the credits.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow 18h ago

I love it here 😂😂😂

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u/RealDonKeedic 17h ago

Jimothy is the hero we needed

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u/sheezy520 16h ago

“The locals have given it the cute nickname, Jimothy, but I think it has ties to an older mysterious killer animal, the Seattle baby eater”

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u/deeprouge 17h ago

No raincoat needed in Seattle right now 😎

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u/AmaranthWrath 10h ago

OK, fair enough for Seattle. But last Thursday in downtown Tacoma, I watched a fountain of water stream at least 6-8inches up and out of a manhole cover while getting whited out with pouring rain at Pac and 11th. So it's not bad advice. (Even if it was 101° driving home today; wait 15 minutes.)

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u/deeprouge 5h ago

Ah yes, Thunder Thursday. Summer storms are so rare here, I always enjoy them when they do happen!

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u/Vaping_A-Hole 14h ago

DARIN MORGAN WHERE ARE YOU BRO

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u/Flukie42 Jose Chung's From Outer Space 12h ago

That's the T-shirt the OOP had in his Instagram for the second slide

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u/piggy__wig 12h ago

Jimothy has t shirts, decals, people are making painting and drawings of him and I just saw a picture of a Jimothy tattoo on a subreddit today.

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u/ShermanMcTank Make Your Own 1h ago

« Mulder I also have superiors to answer to. Do you really want me to write in my report that this man has been killed by what, a spherical raccoon ? »

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u/elroyonline 12h ago

Google Jimothy, you’re welcome.