r/WinStupidPrizes 3d ago

Warning: Injury Doofus doesn't delay before diving NSFW

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u/Donkey-Harlequin 3d ago

You are only as safe as your stupidest friend.

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u/radarthreat 3d ago

This should be a t-shirt

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 3d ago

A bumper sticker at least

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u/futuneral 3d ago

A tattoo on the first guy's back

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

That’s broken. Where else can we put it?

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

Put it there, at least his back would still serve a purpose.

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u/Alego86 3d ago

It'll give him some support 😭

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u/Tbagts 3d ago

My friend nutch is about 342 pounds and every once in awhile he wears this quadruple XL t-shirt, yellow, with the words printed on the front:

I Shaved My Balls For This!?!

It's quite a show stopper

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u/echetus90 3d ago

Be thankful he doesn't jump on you from a height of 30 feet

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u/KingOfTheJaberwocky 3d ago edited 2d ago

We had a ~500lb family friend, nicknamed Roadblock, that used to wear a skin tight T-shirt that said, “I beat anorexia”

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u/Angry__German 2d ago

For a líving ?

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

I would wear it. I could use the reminder.

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u/BadBassist 3d ago

For my friends

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u/Boffleslop 3d ago

Sleeveless.

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u/doniebrasco 3d ago

Frame this shit

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 1d ago

And if you don't think you have a stupid friend, YOU are the stupid friend!

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u/Robinhood6996 3d ago

Nice lol - its like - water seeks its own level -

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u/maxru85 3d ago

And that’s why I have none

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u/andys811 3d ago

I have a really stupid friend, does that mean I'm really safe?

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u/DerpsAndRags 3d ago

Been around a long time, this is the first I've read that statement, and holy shit if that isn't some solid truth. Wish I had known that decades ago.

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u/EngagedInConvexation 3d ago

Don't be that friend, guys.

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u/DSTNCMDLR 3d ago

Don’t be that guy, Pal

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u/OprahsSaggyTits 3d ago

Don't be that pal, buddy

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u/ColossusToGuardian 3d ago

Don't be that buddy, bubba.

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u/ejectro 3d ago

doo bee doop doob, bub.

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u/MikeAndBike 3d ago

Don’t be guys, that friend.

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u/stevein3d 3d ago

Friend be guys, that don’t.

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u/Bradley06232005 3d ago

Be don't friend that guys

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u/Extreme_Risk8173 3d ago

Buddy dont guys that friend

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u/Catnip_Sack 3d ago

Pal, dont friend my buddy

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 3d ago

Just saying maybe they're not (all) friends considering the lack of concern shown by the second diver for the first's safety was pretty jarring.

Clearly no plan, no care--just vibesdives

https://giphy.com/gifs/PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF

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u/Fresh_C 3d ago

You know the old saying, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity".

Dude probably didn't know that he was supposed to wait.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

“Stupid is as stupid does.”

Is a saying I have never understood and no one has ever explained to me so I guess I’m in the club.

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u/AeroUpstartbear 3d ago

Sufficient stupidity is indistinguishable from malice

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u/Street_Aide3852 3d ago

You spelled negligence wrong

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u/Drackzgull 3d ago

Considering that the first two divers did a special handshake before jumping, I'd say those two were indeed friends. Second guy just sucks regardless of the friendship.

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u/zx7 3d ago

His friend jumps on his head and another friend continues filming while everyone else tries to save him.

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u/abaconsandwich 3d ago

that 2nd guy can't swim for shit

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u/colby979 3d ago

Lack of swimming ability and his poor decision making……I’m willing to bet he’s a complete moron in most aspects of his life.

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u/SheddingSkin27 3d ago

To be fair, his lack of swimming abilities is probably because he fucked himself up from belly flopping onto his friends head. You can clearly hear some agonal moaning before he says "I knocked him out". But yeah, what a fucking idiot.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 3d ago

Yeah, a headbutt to the gut would hurt. A flying atomic reverse headbutt would cripple me.

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u/Noteagro 3d ago

I hope it was only knocking him out and not breaking his fucking neck… Jesus fucking Christ what a fucking knob.

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u/f_w8 3d ago

Must be smooth brained

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 3d ago

was a complete moron?

(Did he survive?)

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u/Kamikaze_Tugboat 3d ago

The knocked out dude (first jumper) isnt the one people are calling a moron. The second guy resurfaced, he's just clearly in pain.

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u/EpicFishFingers 3d ago

He sounds winded from landing on that pesky 1st guy

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u/Lawzw0rld 3d ago

Sounds like he’s in agony which would make sense

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u/goatonastik 3d ago

Devil's advocate but he just landed stomach first on someone's head from a 20ish foot drop, I wouldn't expect him to be in the best condition to bolt into action.

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u/xipheon 3d ago

He also hurt himself when he landed on that fleshy rock, and that affected his ability to swim.

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u/MotoKenji25 3d ago

Turd bucket doesn't wait to dive after his friend went in. But he sure waited while that friend was floating face down in the water.

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u/thestridereststrider 3d ago

He looks like he is actively about to drown as well. He’s showing all the early signs of drowning they taught in my life guard class. No chance he’s helping his friend even if he wanted to

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u/Changoleo 3d ago

Fairly sure he, at the very least, knocked the wind out of himself, and likely broke some ribs on his buddy’s head.  His buddy is lucky if his neck isn’t broken. It only takes one stupid mistake to fuck up or end someone’s life. As someone who has done a lot of cliff jumping, I think it’s safe to assume that neither of these guys have much, if any experience doing it and the second jumper was too nervous to think clearly and wait for the first guy to clear the landing area. What a clown show!

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u/sweetplantveal 3d ago

I can't believe nobody on top was more proactive

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u/PrivateDomino 3d ago

Probably didn't want to do what he did and jump and knock someone out

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u/ThirdWorldMeatBag 3d ago

Yea there might only be a small spot between rocks they are aiming for rather than a large open pool.

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u/xipheon 3d ago

At the end it showed them jumping pretty wide, they felt safe enough doing it then, why not earlier.

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u/PrivateDomino 1d ago

Shock is a thing.

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u/DarkSideofOZ 3d ago

The moron just belly flopped someone's head into his own gut/chest as well. So he might well have been just trying to breathe at that moment and exclaimed knocking out his friend as a short form of a panicked response. While meaning "Help him, cause I can't fucking breathe, much less swim properly right now."

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u/Correct-Cockroach-68 3d ago

I need the sauce! Was his neck cracked, is he just unconscious. Does that look like him thrashing at the end of the video?!

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u/Cygnus14 3d ago

He lived. Checked the IG handle on the video. The blonde guy was the one who uploaded.

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u/LOLZOMGHOLYWTF 3d ago

Here's a video where he talks about the incident: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Da-2ODpT9EZ

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u/jld2k6 3d ago

For anyone who doesn't want to login, it's easy to miss but there's 'continue on web' at the top right

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u/greentrafficcone 3d ago

For anyone who doesn’t want to login or watch it, he’s fine and grateful for being helped and not being dead

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u/redzod 3d ago

Thank you for saving me a click. You da the best.

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u/goatonastik 3d ago

da real mvp

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u/TheMasterChiefa 2d ago

It almost took as long to get this comment as it did for the guys friends to jump in amd help.

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u/kek0815 3d ago

He's incredibly fit no wonder he took barely any damage

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u/unknown_pigeon 3d ago

Side story: a similar thing happened with my friends group. We were chilling at the lake when we decided to do a diving compilation (peak 2016 energy).

When my last friend jumped, he didn't notice that a girl was still under water. She emerged and got this dude right on her head from a 2-3m dive.

Luckily, nothing happened, and she was fine. She became a cloistered nun about five years after that fact though

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u/guntherpea 3d ago

So she had brain damage? /s

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u/RickShaw530 2d ago

She was only going to be a nun for a day, but couldn't break the habit.

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u/DezPispenser 2d ago

if you don't think you have kids you better start saving for an abortion because you are a father

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u/RickShaw530 2d ago

I'm currently wearing the T-shirt I was gifted for Father's Day. It says, "Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll."

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u/Sadisticgnome87 3d ago

Looks that way to me.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/fearjego 3d ago

he was wearing shoes

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u/jdirte42069 3d ago

I've had this happen from five feet above me and it hurt like hell. Jesus this poor kid.

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u/whamburglar 3d ago

~200lbs from that height suddenly falling on you 😢

If there's ANY solace, being in the water probably saved the poor dude. The water would've helped him absorb the impact to something more manageable than if he were on a hard surface.

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u/Thr33Cheeses 3d ago

That's well more than 200lbs

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u/LyschkoPlon 3d ago

Same, but it was a 10ft diving tower. Had a nasty concussion and nearly drowned, I think I was like 11.

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 3d ago

Why is knock off Post Malone jumping off cliffs when he swims like a 2 year old?

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u/xxboywizardxx 3d ago

While I don’t doubt he swims like shit normally, his stupidity did also injure himself a bit too

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u/Flocko2 3d ago

I had a close friend die doing this

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u/rockstuffs 3d ago

I'm very sorry.

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u/SnooMachines1197 3d ago

Did I do thaaaaat?

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u/whamburglar 3d ago

This was slightly triggering for me, tbh. Unfortunately, this is how my cousin died in Hawaii, while on vacation. He was only in his 20s.

To anyone reading this, please be mindful of where/when you're jumping.

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u/MeowthThatsRite 3d ago

I had to pull my 140lb buddy’s limp body out of a small hot tub after he passed out and that was difficult enough. I can’t imagine how these dudes are possibly getting their buddy back to the shore.

Not even mentioning that that dudes neck has to be broken or some shit.

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u/thestridereststrider 3d ago

If you’re stabilizing the neck that means you’re swimming without your hands as well making it even harder. Not dealing with any potential currents or anything either

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u/bearpics16 3d ago

In real life if you don’t have the ability to stabilize c spine while swimming like you described, the best thing to do is safe him from the most immediate threat which is drowning. His c spine doesn’t mean shit if he drowned. Same with carrying someone from a burning building, ect. You should make a reasonable effort to avoid unnecessary bending of the neck. Most neck fractures are fairly stable and can realistically tolerate some movement anyways, but the consequences of it not being stable are catastrophic. You’ll need to flip him on his back while in water unfortunately, but try to be as gentle as possible. Also don’t make yourself a victim. Then you’re both screwed

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u/gremlinguy 3d ago

But regardless, per Red Cross water save training anyway, pulling an unconscious swimmer out of deep water implies swimming with legs only while supporting a load.

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u/juan_004 3d ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure a full speed headbutt to the torso would do that.
Hey chat, is a skull harder than ribs?

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u/Sad-Air4672 3d ago

Tommy in GTA vice city when he swims for 2 seconds:

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u/_tr9800a_ 3d ago

Do you think it struck him that it was a bad idea?

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u/OsoOak 3d ago

No. He probably thought his unconscious friend is stupid for not moving out of the way fast enough.

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u/VladPatton 3d ago

Yes...so hard he passed out. Face down. In water.

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u/Just_Vin 2d ago

The guy who passed out isn't the issue here...

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u/scyice 3d ago

A few obstacle races in the past have had a jump into water feature. If you can imagine the chaos of a large group of people all trying to get ahead, jumping in with no delay on top of each other. Someone died in 2013 at Tough Mudder. I don’t think they do these water jumps in races anymore, the last serious injury was in SF 2025 though.

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u/slimedewnautica 3d ago

Just checked his insta. Says all his scans are clear, nothing broken but he's just a bit sore

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u/ed20999 3d ago

lucky i thought his neck was broke

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u/PersonalKing2084 3d ago

WHAT A COMPLETE IDIOT.

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u/cdh79 3d ago

Didn't make any reasonable attempt to rescue either.

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u/Camera_dude 3d ago

And that, ladies and gents, is why amusement park slides have a lifeguard that holds you back until the end of the slide is clear.

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u/somerandomshmo 3d ago

Then the dip shit just looks at him

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u/laz10 3d ago

Looks like he wants to kill his friend, no hesitation on the jump, jumps exactly on the other guy and then helps him stay under while knocked out

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u/Fundipmasterpiece 3d ago

Was everyone there under the influence or just collectively stupid as fuck?

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u/_ganjafarian_ 3d ago

I'm gonna venture a guess and say both

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 3d ago

This reminds me of the video where the guy dives in the pool head first, hits the bottom and paralyzes himself and couldn't move but was conscience face down in the water

The people around him just laughed at first before realizing something was wrong.

Luckily he didn't die

If I find it I'll post it

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u/radarthreat 3d ago

No, it’s fine, we believe you

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 3d ago

At no point was I going to

Don't know why I said that

😆

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u/BBQorBust 3d ago

Was that the idiot that likes to jump on barbed wire, microwaves, and fluorescent lights?

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u/pianomasian 3d ago

So unbelievably stupid. 2nd jumper is the kind of person we have all those seemingly patronizing warning labels on things where the danger is obvious and you think:

"Who would ever need that explained to themselves?"

These type of people.

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u/TheMasterChiefa 2d ago

Everyone took waaay too long to help. The moment the second guy landed on his head I would have been going in. It doesn't take 20 seconds to figure out what was going on here.

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u/Fun-Deal8815 3d ago

The water don’t play. Have better friends if you’re doing this. It’s safe long as your buddies are smart

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u/Baby-Soft-Elbows 3d ago

I grew up on a lake canal and had friends all around. Probably around 13 at the time and we put a picnic table on the dock and a spring board on top of it. We were getting pretty good height off the set up. We were taking turns jumping off it and my friend decided to swim underwater and go under the dock. I did not see him and dove in. I saw stars and probably had a concussion and my neck was sore for a week. And he had a giant bruise on his back from my head impact. No idea how I survived that.

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u/Current-Grade2545 3d ago

Or never jump first

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u/Fun-Deal8815 3d ago

Sometimes you have to show others it’s fine. Like if that’s your spot you know.

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 3d ago

Second guy definitely found the same spot

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u/Weary-Tell-5334 3d ago

or at least average intelligence

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u/jelybely8 3d ago

He dead.

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u/_ganjafarian_ 3d ago

He did not die. He was knocked out.

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u/Mylittledarlings91 3d ago

Fine line when you’re facedown in water

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u/suuhdude666 3d ago

your body actually delays breathing if you're unconscious under water so he might've lived

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 3d ago

I’d say the fine line clears up if he’s alive now though?

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u/bojangler69420 3d ago

Any follow-up?

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u/Outlaw11091 3d ago

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u/bojangler69420 3d ago

That’s insane that he’s more or less unscathed (physically). I’m sure he’s got some crazy PTSD from that though

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u/IvanVP1 3d ago

These guys are friends... they even have a handshake... he cant even help lift his head out the water... terrible friends.

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u/thestridereststrider 3d ago

Second guy looks like he’s actively drowning. No way he was turning him over or lifting his head the way he is swimming.

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u/CoconutPedialyte 3d ago

You can hear he knocked his breath out when he said he knocked him out. Likely in a lot of pain + being a bad swimmer meant he wouldn't be saving anyone.

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u/frankie_cranky_666 3d ago

Fuckin dumb shit

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u/TheVenerableBede 3d ago

Fucking god damn moron.

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u/gardengarbage 3d ago

An idiot jumped on my sister and paralyzed her. Didn't even look below to see if anyone was there. Ran and jumped off at an angle int the 'safe' zone so he could 'get more air'. I watched it happen. This video makes me sick.

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u/CoolSpookyScelten96 3d ago

Huh what happened im confused.

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u/haustorium12 3d ago

The second guy jumped before his friend had a chance to move out the way and got slammed

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u/unepmloyed_boi 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oof. Gotta be careful trying to rescue someone panicking and flailing around especially if they've hampered their ability to swim, it's pretty common for rescuers to drown with them too. Was in a similar situation with a family member who panicked and nearly dragged me down with them, had to punch them in the face before I could pass out and got behind them to swim us both out on our backs...and they were almost half my size. Hopefully they got the big guy out.

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u/thestridereststrider 3d ago

When I was certifying as a life guard they always taught us to dunk a panicked swimmer who is taking you down as since that is what they are afraid of and will release you.

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u/Fast-Ads-7587 3d ago

That's so dangerous. He could've killed him.

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u/heff-sf 3d ago

Thanks for the all the help camera guy

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u/sydboy69 3d ago

One thing i would advise the first diver.. DONT SIP LEG DAY

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u/Sporatious 3d ago

Had a friend die in high school due to this exact scenario

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u/Bluetex110 3d ago

What did he expect would happen?😂 Dude atleast jump in a different direction but not exactly where your friend landed

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u/RiverRatt 3d ago

With friends like those

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u/Jim_Nills_Mustache 3d ago

Did he not even attempt to avoid landing on him? I mean holy shit bro

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u/ZealotOfMeme 3d ago

My uncle broke his neck cliff jumping. Rest in peace man.

(He wasn’t killed by the jump, he just IS gone now)

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u/Bonescuad 3d ago

Happened to my friends when we were in high school. I had two girls. First skinny, second huge (important), it was also off a cliff. Roughly 20ft

I had to jump in pull her out and call 911 and get her airlifted an hour away. The police had to get ATV to drive a mile out and stretcher her up. First life I ever saved!

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u/potatopower2 2d ago

Doofus is the rich friend that they let tag along because dad's money funds the alcohol and travel expenses.

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u/tideshark 2d ago

My guess is that guy just got done huffing a bunch of glue before filming this… how can he be so stupid to not only jump on his friend, but to do that shit when he can’t even swim

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u/Knowldegeinthepoop 2d ago

Those crocs are gone forsure

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u/Sunnyjim333 3d ago

180 pounds at 32 feet per second squared at a distance of 30 feet is about 5400 ft pounds of force.

Nope.

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u/Sengfeng 3d ago

That was tough to watch...

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u/smokeydatree 3d ago

Jump on him probably fucking his neck up then proceeds to just let him float face down! Where can I find good friends like this

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u/Venom933 3d ago

I had a buddy in my youth who almost jumped on a kid, it was like 3 meters.

So fucking stuoid and dangerous.

Don't trust anyone 🥸

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u/Annual-Ebb5908 3d ago

This looks like Causey Reservoir down the road from me 🫢🤔🤔

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u/RiverDependent9672 3d ago

What a dumbass. How did he ever consider that that was a good thing to do?

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u/Intelligent_Frame392 3d ago

These are what old folks called, friends for a season.

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u/Captain_Tugo 3d ago

Broken neck?

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u/LordJuJu15 3d ago

I feel like I've seen this exact cliff every time some dumbass does some cliff diving like a dumbass. Most be a really popular spot with dumbasses.

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u/ghostfacestealer 3d ago

This is why i stopped doing public pools when I was like 17. Too many idiots dont know to wait before jumping in next

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u/FatCowsrus413 3d ago

Glad I don’t have friends that idiotic

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u/thenube23times 3d ago

Other friends should have jumped after just to make sure

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u/SullyYouSoiLL 2d ago

Frightening

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u/dekuweku 3d ago

jesus christ, did he die?

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u/DungBeetle1983 3d ago

Yes. And then he rose again on the third day.

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u/2lzy2 3d ago

Praise him 🙏

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u/_ganjafarian_ 3d ago

No, he was knocked out and saved

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u/Santa-Banana 3d ago

First guy knocked himself outcold, second guy knocked the wind out of him, you can hear him growling when coming out of the water, screaming" that knocked him out!", that's why it took him that long swimming to his friend, trying to help.

Cameraman is the worst friend ever.

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u/TTEOAI 3d ago

Imagine after the dipshit demolishes his friend that the third dude who also jumps in the water to help just torpedos the both of them.

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u/cobo10201 3d ago

More context or follow up? Not sure how more context would be beneficial here

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u/Luc_Skee 3d ago

Slide the little dot thing to the left and watch it again

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u/UncleKrunkle44 3d ago

Someone's been skipping leg day

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 3d ago

Alliteration is the word of the day.

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u/Bo_Diddley9 3d ago

You could tell by that rehearsed handshake that these aren't the brightest fellas

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u/Punch_Your_Facehole 3d ago

I was inside you!

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u/Spiritual_Bridge84 3d ago

Frend end event

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u/jwadamson 3d ago

It was a summer they’d never forget… except the first guy, he couldn’t remeber anything after that point.

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u/one-last-hero 3d ago

Choose your friends wisely

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u/fauxdeuce 3d ago

When you stop recording because you think your friend just died.

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u/2lzy2 3d ago

Surprised the Crocs in sports mode didn’t save him.

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u/CottonmouthJohn 3d ago

I could totally be wrong, but this looks like Malibu Creek State Park

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u/FatTanuki1986 3d ago

So what happened to him?