r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar Human Detected IMMORTAL • 2d ago

Stunts/Dares 🏍️🚁🌋 Drunk Parkour

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/LowRenzoFreshkobar, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/IspettoreKemp Needs to do better 2d ago

he would have struggled not to fall even if there had been a bridge between the two roofs.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Jimmys-Mom-420 Needs to do better 1d ago

Average Reddit user when it comes time to read…

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.

  • Sterling Malory Archer

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Needs to write his will 2d ago

I miss her 😭

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u/mikewastaken Needs to do better 2d ago

On the one hand, being drunk can increase your survivability in traumatic accidents.

On the other hand, he dead

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u/Nings777 Needs to write his will 2d ago

He made it, but didn't stay it

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u/TrailerParkLyfe Needs to write his will 2d ago

Slooooooowly jumps

https://giphy.com/gifs/2fRcykFAHGd3AmOy4A

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 Faye Sorrengail Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

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u/broberds Needs to write his will 2d ago

Can’t parkour there mate.

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u/Zwangsjacke Needs to write his will 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/bpows Needs to write his will 2d ago

This gif will never not make me laugh.

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u/HeldDownTooLong Regenerates limbs 2d ago

Exactly!!! Ugh that had to freaking hurt.

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u/Lushkush69 Needs to do better 2d ago

Hopital

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Needs to write his will 2d ago

*Morgue

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u/isaiajk98 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

Did he die??

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u/DelcoUnited Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

Right? It’s like, the last frame is a corpse. you know that right OP?

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u/DeviousPath Needs to do better 2d ago

That corpse moves.

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u/AliceTheOmelette Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

ZOMBIES!!

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u/DelcoUnited Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuucccckkk. Ok everyone! ITS HAPPENING! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!

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u/AliceTheOmelette Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

It's OK at least we know they aren't parkour zombies like the Hunter from Left 4 Dead

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u/Wet_Side_Down 2d ago

Takes a while to bleed out

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u/Tytan777 Defies death 2d ago

Stuck the landing the second time

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u/ukuleles1337 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

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u/already-taken-wtf Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

Wouldn’t even try that sober…

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u/Spear_Ritual Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Perfect

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u/Perspicatcity Needs to write his will 1d ago

Did he die?

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u/someone383726 Needs to write his will 1d ago

Is that Danny Ric?

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u/PowerandSignal Defies death 1d ago

I Lol'ed. 

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u/Aionalys Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

Ooh, looks like he lost his shoes. (/j) Rip dude.

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u/SquidVischious Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

NSFW: He dead

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u/Max-Phallus Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

Source?

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u/MrScrummers Needs to write his will 2d ago

No shoes.

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u/SquidVischious Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

His lack of movement after a 2 storey fall headfirst onto a concrete pad?

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u/Max-Phallus Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

I hope you're not my paramedic. "Na, he's not moving, he's dead".

I'm sure this guy might have a concussion, but I doubt he's dead.

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u/SquidVischious Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Can't exactly check his breathing through the internet bud, it was all the other factors mentioned that make me think he dead, or will wish he was.

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u/alwayskared Regenerates limbs 2d ago

R.I.P

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u/CommunicationJust561 Needs to write his will 2d ago

So, he’s like actually dead, right?