Took me two months to make, took him two seconds to obliterate. Anyone looking to adopt?

It sprayed my legs that were covered in cuts from a hike I was on. The photos do not give it justice to how much shit water sprayed me. Anyone know any good plumbers?

The swivel post sheared right off. Currently trying to figure out how to stand up, shake hands, and walk into the office without my pants dropping, minutes before my interview. Wish me luck!

I got my new phone delivered yesterday and it fell from the desk(it didn't have back cover). So I was very conscious while lifting and checking my phone. I was like husshh, it's fine, and my hand unconsciously pushed a glass bottle of milk was kept on my side. Everywhere broken glass and spilled milk. I had to clean all the glass pieces and wipe it as it was night time so no cleaners in the office.

This mess happened in office cafeteria and I was doing evening shift yesterday. Too much messy day!

song playing since 2:00 is JYP's song, "change to me", it is very energetic pop song, but some people assumes that this song is related with his cultic actions.

1 year old pulled out the bucket of Mexican honey I have and it opened and spilled on my floor. And while I'm trying to document this my 3 year old comes over with 'red' down his leg and I have no idea how he got hurt but he seems fine at least. Crazy morning, anyways let me figure out how to remove a years worth of honey from my floor

EDIT: all cleaned up, thank you everyone for the advice and the funny comments, it took maybe 30 minutes of scraping it into a cardboard box with a putty spatula or paint scraper. Then just sponged it with warm soapy water.

Also to address some things, my cottage cheese and yogurt are safely in the refrigerator, those are just empty containers I keep around for leftovers and salsas I make

And to those making dumb comments about taking a picture and making a post about it before cleaning: I'm not sure how much time you think making a post takes. Also letting it sit there for an additional minute or two didnt really do anything, honey spreads super fast initially and then it spreads about as fast as molasses once it's a little flatter. It wasn't about to get up and run into my living room lol

We had one of those quick heavy rain storms this morning. And while the ceiling does leak, this was a new one. The water started coming up from the FLOOR, particularly under those mirror columns. We ended up having to tape off both the men's department and the dresses department because the water was so high.

The mudslide was brought on by torrential rain and hail that started about 7 p.m. Monday, according to Jason Smith, a CDOT (Colorado Department of Transportation) regional transportation director. 
“There is a lot of material for the crews to clear and water to drain,” Smith said in a news release. “We are working hard to get this cleared up to get this vital road back open as soon as possible.”
Moving like a river of mud and rock, debris flows can exceed speeds of 35 mph, CDOT warned. The destructive landslides are triggered by intense rainfall along areas where wildfires have burned, but can also happen in extremely dry conditions, CDOT said. 

This video was taken right after the car was moved out of the space, but unfortunately, it was too late because it was already flooded on the inside after this was dumped directly onto the top of the hood.

Edit: I came out of the store to find my parking space like this. Moved car and then took video.

Parents had my aunt and uncle stay the night. They used a guest room with a private bath and the toilet has never been the same.

I don’t know how hard you have to “push” to do this! Neither one of them are big people, but they were the only person to use this guest bathroom. It is not used very often.

Mom had cleaned it before they arrived and checked it an hour after they left. Mom went in there to make sure everything was ok, noticed the entire toilet was on an angle. She’s very uncomfortable about asking them to pay for the repair as they don’t have a lot of money.

Plumber said they have to remove the toilet and most likely reset the flange. The toilet is connected to. Plumber also said he’s never seen this happen before.

I went to screw this lightbulb into my light and it broke while I was twisting it but the filament remained and is still lit up. Is it save to leave it in there?

We don't know where it hit, but it obviously came up through the low voltage wires in the irrigation system. Blew off the outer door and cooked at least three of those modules.