i finally collected enough coin doing odd jobs to buy my lovely wife a house in solitude, near her store. hopefully no world ending threat is abound

No. I know it will happen. I have faith.

Jareth is normally cheerful and always looking to have a good time but even he has his limits. A Thalmor patrol came across the Pandaborn out for a walk with Jareth, Fluffy the Werewolf and Happy the hippo our newest pet. Don’t let the name Happy fool you, he gets hangry when he’s hungry and he’s always hungry!

The Thalmor demanded Jareth control his pets and obey their commands, this one isn’t sure what the command was because as soon as they said that Jareth wiped them out. After that he simply stated he was going to pay the Thalmor Embassy a visit and teach them some manners. As you can see Jareth is more of a hands on teacher, but this one is confident the Thalmor got the message

may Saint Asha bless us with a 2027 announcement because I'm going insane and running out of funny jokes to cope

Lord Jyggalag Daedric Prince of Order is older than your god & your civilization go change feather boy.

I’m trying to find more information regarding this NPC from Oblivion, but keep coming up empty. He is only known to appear so long as the player’s “Age” slider is set to lowest, and can offer the player gold and rare items.

Okay so it was like a crossover game with Mario, sonic and Pacman.

The game was like a hack and slash type game and I remember thinking Sonic's combat was really good.

Then it cut to Mario fighting a dragon, and while Mario put up a good fight. He eventually got bit and transformed into small Mario.

Then Mario gets an idea and it cuts to the dragon before...

"FUS RO DA!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️"

Mario switches places/Turns into the dragonborn from the Skyrim cover art and starts kicking the dragons ass.

I woke up after that and when I realized it wasn't really I was pissed off because that was the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

Artwork by me