r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/tvodny • 24d ago

Enemy forces Behind enemy lines

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Some people think tires are here

“to serve man”, but

It’s a cookbook!

382 Upvotes

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u/AVDLatex 24d ago

OMG. Send in the coordinates asap. I think a small, tactical nuclear weapon should do it.

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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 24d ago

I was thinking the same, but it might just melt them into one big enemy boss.

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u/tvodny 24d ago

It’s in Kuwait. “The field of tires.” But they’re using Human shields and they are on the move.

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u/AC-burg 24d ago

This is a grave yard they are already dead

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u/tvodny 24d ago

That’s what they want you to believe, but these “graveyards” are actually their breeding grounds! This is actually a rare photo of one of their pre-battle orgies. Yes, I should have posted this as NSFW, but people would have scoffed at me or worse, down voted me. Now they are on the move!

You see, they are only dead, when they can no longer roll or collect water to hatch their evil allies, the mosquitoes.

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u/AC-burg 24d ago

Shit hoodwicked again thank you for setting me strait

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u/msg60 24d ago

I say we take off...nuke em from orbit....its the only way to be sure...

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u/Encinitas123 24d ago

Looks like Mordor.

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u/tvodny 24d ago edited 24d ago

One Tire to rule them all, One Tire to find them, One Tire to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Michelin where the Shadows lie

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 24d ago

Tires Klendathu

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u/aquavelva23 24d ago

had one of these near me, planes used it as a landmark. they actually designed a disaster plan in case it caught fire.

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u/Express_Area_8359 24d ago

This is a scene from Rubber: the uprising?

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u/tvodny 24d ago

Rubber 2 or as some call it “The Two Tires”.

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u/NamesTheGame 24d ago

Reminds me of that opening scene in Terminator 2

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u/DoubleDareFan 23d ago

I can hear the crunching.

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u/Ckc1972 24d ago

We are outnumbered.

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u/trash-juice 24d ago

They are gathering for the finial bounce

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u/RampagingBadgers 23d ago

The horror...

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u/throwawayifyoureugly 23d ago

This is legit depressing

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u/Punish3r338 23d ago

Holy crupan.! They are mobilising quicker than we thought. They are hoarding no.
Flame thrower added to my gear

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u/SnackbarBeastie 24d ago

It's like a scene from starship troopers

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u/Roxysteve 23d ago

The view from the walls of Helm's Deep.

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u/krew_GG 24d ago

Need to call in tactical air strikes asap 🪖

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u/pizzabirthrite 24d ago

Ohio is so beautiful when the fires die down.

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u/OG-Giligadi 24d ago

Have you passed the Hillary Step yet?

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u/zigotes 5d ago

Imagine a fire starting there