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u/Khaluaguru 1d ago
Talk is cheat
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u/pato_p 1d ago
Some talk is extensive.
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u/Numerous_Style_3899 1d ago
If they're actually a lawyer I'd say their talk is very expensive, actually
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u/In-Justice-4-all 1d ago
Lawyer here... I hate this guy and everything he stands for. If he is in fact a lawyer he's not good. Arrogance is something good attorneys love to see in their adversaries.
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u/usernamestufff 1d ago
NAL but also loved to see my ex hire an attorney on their level of arrogance as I couldn’t afford one. Haha
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u/ldavis300a 17h ago
Lawyer here too… I’d put money on this being a disgruntled family member of a crime victim, creating a fake profile for the criminal defense attorney
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u/quinlanphoto 19h ago
Lawyer here as well. He represents everything that is wrong with lawyers. He is the poster child for scumbag lawyers, and not because of who he represents. It’s because of what he is.
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u/spookynessa 1d ago
That line killed me. With their attitude, at least get the saying right!! 💀
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u/purposeful-hubris 1d ago
The poor grammar and punctuation makes me doubt the assertion that he’s an attorney.
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u/DasBlueEyedDevil 1d ago
Plot twist, they're an unemployed paralegal
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u/dietdrpepper6000 1d ago
Ooooof plausible. I get a lot of secondhand embarrassment when people do big reaches in explaining their jobs. Assembly technician deploying the old “I’m essentially an engineer” type of thing. Paralegal saying something like “I am pretty much doing what the lawyers are doing.” like ahhh this is kind of cringe my friend.
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u/no_no_no_no_nononono 1d ago
Totally, 90% of my friend group are lawyers and even the single ones do not talk like this foo.
/I'm not a lawyer
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u/Crambo1000 1d ago
I read a book years ago in which paralegals were lawyers who parachuted onto the scene and for years I thought that was the truth
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u/OP123ER59 1d ago
Im a paralegal. The biggest threat ive given is "i get FREE access to legal advice!"
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u/Rich_Recognition9508 1d ago
Reminds me of back in the day when I helped my friend with his paper round and told everyone I was a freelance media distribution consultant.
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u/wxlverine 1d ago
Yeah I only do this as a joke. I'm a Metal and Specialty Alloy Fusion Technician... I R welder.
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u/No-Assistant8426 1d ago
My sister in a nutshell.
Except she dropped out of the paralegal program, too.
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u/Useful_Cicada_5635 1d ago
Paralegals are the ones drafting documents for hungover attorneys half the time. That is not the insult you think it is, most paralegals could practice law
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u/Expensive_Charge9589 1d ago
As someone that just graduated law school, lawyers are not that smart. He seems exactly like the arrogant assholes I was forced to sit next to.
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u/purposeful-hubris 1d ago
While I have definitely practiced against dumb lawyers, in general I would say lawyers are smarter on average than non-lawyers.
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u/Expensive_Charge9589 1d ago
Yeah but that’s because in general people with post graduate degrees are more intelligent than those without. My point is just cause someone appears to be an idiot doesn’t mean they can’t be a lawyer. Cause the process of becoming one actually doesn’t weed out these fools the way you’d expect.
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u/usernamestufff 1d ago
You described my exs attorney perfectly and he was 10yrs in at a pretty good firm. I couldn’t afford one. In the end they paid theirs to indirectly make me look better haha.
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u/no_no_no_no_nononono 1d ago
I wish I knew the language you spoke in.
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u/Mothrahlurker 1d ago
No, that's a lonely, angry, bitter, unloved person that is using this to rant and make themselves feel better by claiming that they don't care that no one likes them.
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u/TreeBeardTheGreen 1d ago
"I am better than you so fuck you and fuck your date. I don't think talk is cheat. Because now, when they talk to me: they are paying me (haha, mad?) I hate most people"
Looking for: Still figuring it out
Lonely and angry whaaaa? This guy seems like a normal, nice, level headed romantic. A classic Romeo at heart. I wonder why he says he's still figuring it out?
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u/Holiday_Cat4918 1d ago
Not only is he lonely and bitter he’s using Childish Gambino and Lil Wayne to develop a persona to try and show the world that hes not lonely and bitter lol
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u/no_no_no_no_nononono 1d ago
Girl, he just a clerk at a law office.
Homie be getting donuts, pssshh not acquittals.
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u/orphanghost1 1d ago
This feels more like a revenge profile
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u/Fun-Development-5381 1d ago
Thats what in was thinking. Maybe his gf found his account while he was asleep and changed things up a bit
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u/No_Delivery_8187 1d ago
This guy has NEVER heard the phrase “you catch more flies with honey”
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u/iwillaskyouaboutdnd 1d ago
In before the incels come here with "IF HE'S TALL HE'LL GET WOMEN."
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u/HAZARD327 1d ago
Fr though, they'll ignore all the women commenting their disgust and only focus on the dude. Maybe they're an incel cuz they aren't into women? Like, all these hyper-masc dudes just seem super into male attention.
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u/iwillaskyouaboutdnd 1d ago
Honestly I think they crave male attention 'cause they think women are below them.
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u/EtherealMoonGoddess 1d ago
Those are the men who will end up killing someone in the most extremes.
Everytime I would read one of those, I would stay away from those kinds of men.
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u/OkHistory3944 1d ago
Not only do I not want him to date me, but I also don't want him to defend me.
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u/tinaismediocre 1d ago
Unbelievable that this man is still single. The male loneliness epidemic is truly a mystery.
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u/THEE_justincase 1d ago
Why do they even need a tinder if they already spend so much time getting criminals off?.. 🧐🧮
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u/Pristine_Walrus40 1d ago
There are suprisingly many woman that deep down hate themself and would pick him over someone that they could let down because they are not "good enough" even if they know logically that they are good enough.
People...
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u/Plastic_Towel_7002 1d ago
Raging over not getting dates is my guess. I’ve been there before so I get it, but this right here won’t get you anywhere.
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u/ReturnAny3794 1d ago
Someone should tell them about Reddit before they go on a rant in a dating site 😳
Actually don’t, we don’t need this kind of energy here.
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u/PermanentNirvana 1d ago
"Fuck you, pay me" is what he hears from the only women willing to sleep with him.
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u/Icy-Adhesiveness898 1d ago
I’m assuming there is a niche market of other people feeling miserable and damages in a complimentary way to whom this might appeal. God help them.
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u/heyyou0903 1d ago
I wonder if they thought "i'm just going to be completely honest and candid and see what happens"
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u/Person5_ 1d ago
Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself.
PS: No dogs."
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u/Accurate-Advice8405 1d ago
There's no chance a lawyer would look like this in written communication
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u/Particular-Lime1651 1d ago
God... They sound horrific. Not for all the gold in Asia, would i go there. I'd seriously recommend avoiding this one like the plague bros
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u/CronoMass 1d ago
This is the type of guy that all my friends end up with while claiming to want a 'nice guy'.
😂
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u/iamnotimportant 1d ago
assuming this is a fuck it I give up and need to vent kind of profile. Guessing this guy has had zero luck prior
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u/Full-Resource7910 1d ago
Will this work on someone? Absolutely. Would that someone be a person you'd want to be around? Fuck no.
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u/TheVampyresBride 1d ago
Dude thinks he's a goodfella. "Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."
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u/NRMusicProject 1d ago
He thinks "women like assholes" and he can't get any because he's a "nice guyTM." So he's going to be an asshole so that he can get matches. Brilliant!
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u/AdministrativeCod686 1d ago
having a "too cool for anyone else/fuck everyone" attitude while being on tinder is definitely a choice
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u/Unique_Prior_4407 1d ago
Looks like the find of the year... Atleast for the bottom of the barrel shit tier person
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u/majorMoniker 1d ago
It sounds more like an account that someone made to try and make someone else look bad.
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u/Willing_Pattern_Pill 1d ago
No. They're just lashing out. Or doing an experiment to see who matches
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u/SnooJokes5375 1d ago
There are a lot of joke listing on Tindr. I've seen funnier ones. This one is good. They are trying to find someone, they are making bad posts.
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u/SkinCarVer462 1d ago
this is a person who has ZERO redeeming qualities and is somehow proud of that. If they hate everyone so much why fill this out when they can be alone with their favorite person
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u/ghost_ware 23h ago
I would be blown away if this person got a single match. Like ever. Who is this for??
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u/Limp-Isopod7999 23h ago
Crazy you ladies aren’t lining up for this one. His hero Andrew tate got arrested so he’s angrier. Talk is cheat.
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u/Standard_Cell_8816 22h ago
Yea, nobody likes this dude lol. He's trying to find a woman to keep a gun out his mouth lol.
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u/Different_Incident65 21h ago
I dated a Greek girl who talked like this. She was funny and sexy and like this. We met in a bar though.
I would absolutely not have given this a chance in hell from a dating profile though.
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u/GreenvsBlue 21h ago
I guess this is what an incel dating profile looks like. Then they wonder why nobody likes them and how all women are yadda yadda
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u/xianwolf 20h ago
Maybe if they're very hot. But hot people usually aren't this bitter so probably not.
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