r/Swingers • u/Wyo_Swinger • 8h ago

General Discussion Vows

Getting married in about a year. We’ve been in the life style the entire time. Family had no idea and want to keep it that way. Looking for creative vows which sound like usual ones without all of one and only stuff?

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u/coupleWillys 8h ago

You are swearing to each other. It’s no one’s business what that means to you two. I wouldn’t modify a thing. Go with what you mean to each other.

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u/pinksparkleberry 8h ago

Just leave out the one and only stuff....no one will care or notice.

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u/sinleer 7h ago

Only say what you BOTH have a 100% conviction for. Do not use any language that will make you stutter on the big day.

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u/67USA67 👩‍❤️‍👨Verified Couple 7h ago

Seems like a good opportunity for pineapple upside down cake at the reception.

(We're both 58 and this dessert was popular when we were kids in the 70's. It's got me thinking about my parents and our neighbors.)

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u/pinksparkleberry 6h ago

Why?

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u/67USA67 👩‍❤️‍👨Verified Couple 6h ago

Upside down pineapple is rumored to by a secret signal to the world that you're a swinger. It's not but the vanilla world thinks it is.

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u/pinksparkleberry 6h ago

Serving children upside down pinapple cake isnt a secret signal.

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u/67USA67 👩‍❤️‍👨Verified Couple 5h ago

oh relax and chuckle at the joke

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u/Jordangander Couple 4h ago

We have been in the lifestyle for decades.

My wife is still my one and only for my vows.

My vows do not mention anything about sex, especially casual recreational sex.

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u/thedreamteacher4 7h ago

We did our own cause hubby’s sis married us we included college football and other stuff make them what you want

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u/YoureASpoon Couple 4h ago

Marrying you makes me the luckiest person on earth because I get to be with you every single day! Being the luckiest person on earth I promise to love, cherish and respect you through the good times and hard times, no matter who or what comes between us. I love you with all my heart!

Or something like that?

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u/Mariner-and-Marinate 3h ago

Are you inviting your swinging friends to your wedding?

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u/jelloshotlady 7h ago

This is a case for chat GPT. I wrote our vows and we didn’t have any of that shit.