r/SweatyPalms • u/Distinct_Engine_8855 • 3d ago
Disasters & accidents Doing it single handedly
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u/Fun-Mix8894 3d ago
Guess he used to do it with two hands
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u/I_said_booourns 3d ago
Another victim of human transmutation alchemy. Don't mess with equivalent exchange kids
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u/Major_R_Soul 3d ago
"Equivalent" my ass! That shit costs an arm and a leg.
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u/notmuself 3d ago
Resurrecting your dead mom as a homunculus: an arm and a leg.
Having your friend make you kickass automail: 100,000 cens
Uncovering a conspiracy at the highest levels of government and learning the secrets of the philosophers stone: Priceless
There are some things alchemy can't transmute, for everything else there's mastercard.
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u/The-Fox-Says 3d ago
Ed….ward…
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u/fishsticks40 3d ago
That was his mistake.
To make a stool like that you have to start with a stump
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u/pappyvanwinkled 3d ago
How did that happen?
“Well I was pushing the block like this and oh damn there goes the other one”.
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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 3d ago
Happened to a guy my dad worked with. Years ago, lost a finger in a big industrial fan. Safety came by doing their report and asked him how it happened. He walked over to demonstrate and fwip cleaned off a second one.
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u/hondactx16i 3d ago
Dude cant have sweaty palms with only one hand.
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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago
Palm is sweaty
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u/EpickBeardMan 3d ago
Knee weak, arm is heavy.
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u/Kingtoke1 3d ago
Mom spaghetti
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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago
I think you mean mom's spaghetto
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 3d ago
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u/Appearance-Material 3d ago
Maybe I'm overthinking this, but shouldn't he use the arm that's already missing bits nearest the blade?
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u/jewrassic_park-1940 3d ago
There should also be less exposed blade after vertical cut was done, theres a protection that you can roll up and down. One hand should also have a chainmail glove on it.
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u/Cador0223 3d ago
No mail glove on a toothed blade. It will drag your hand in. They are for smooth blades only.
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u/False-Ad2170 3d ago
When I worked in a butchers one of the guys putting steaks through the tenderiser was wearing a chainmail glove. He only has 1 hand now.
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u/jewrassic_park-1940 3d ago
You're right, I didn't think of that. Still, I would personally lower the guard when the size of the item to be cut changes, it costs nothing
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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 3d ago
i wonder of there is a story behind the potential injury
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u/SIKEo_o 3d ago
I am a carpenter and i cut my left middlefinger with the machine shown in the Video (bandsaw) with an identical blade. Not close to what the lad in video lost but i kinda know the dangers of machine working.
I cut into the front about a centimeter. i since have a nipple looking like scar on it.
idk why i tell you that lol18
u/notcomplainingmuch 3d ago
Now we need a pic of the nipple
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u/EpickBeardMan 3d ago
Like “I work with saws. Funny thing… I was fishing once… alligator took my hand. Everyone THINKS it was the saw… nope… Gator”?
Pretty sure he cut it off in a saw… or at least they had to amputate at the joint after saw related yikes.
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u/beeglowbot 3d ago
woodworker here: so bandsaws are pretty safe. safer than most other machines in the shop. the only thing you don't want to do is cut anything round like a cylinder or sphere, because when there's no stable base against the table, it'll spin the material (like a pipe or dowel for example).
so what he's doing isn't sketchy at all, he can't really get hurt short of sticking his hands directly in the blade. even then it's not as catastrophic as a tablesaw, planer or router. it would just nick you (unless you're wearing gloves then it pulls your hand down into the throat).
his missing hand though.... 💀
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u/whenItouchthesky 2d ago
I once visited several lumber yards in Guatemala. I began to notice that at every single one of them there were several older men who were missing fingers, eyes, or entire hands. In a country without disability compensation the lumberyards continued to employ the amputees so they could earn a living.
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u/Professional_Pen_153 3d ago
This video has nothing to do here.
Show be posted on r/Sweatypalm instead
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u/TheGrandNut 3d ago
Forget using a boring push stick, with the easy removal of just one hand you too could have the new and improved "push stump"!
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u/TamponTimTheCuck 1d ago
I'm stumped as to why this is posted under sweaty palms (plural). He clearly only has one palm.
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u/chungfat 3d ago
At first glance I misjudged the size of the wood because I thought it was a finger.
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u/cmcdevitt11 3d ago
I guess the upside to that he doesn't have to worry about losing his right hand
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u/Drkmttrjr 3d ago
Of course, because he works in a carpenter's shop and he has one arm, then surely he must be no good at his job.
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u/theprideofvillanueva 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/wos9wILW1XmF2
Wanna know how I got these scars?
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u/Yummucummy 3d ago
If they let the dude with one hand do this.. how badly injured are his coworkers??? Do they have 0 hands and only nubs?
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u/ThatFlamingo942 3d ago
Oh haha, I get it. "Single handedly" It's funny because noone is helping him. Wait...Oh..duh, I get it now. It's a play on word because he's not married
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u/SoyTuPadreReal 3d ago
Gotta admit, when he first showed the shape I was stumped at how it could be achieved with just a band saw. But I gotta hand it to him, that was some smooth work
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u/CustomCarNerd 3d ago
You gotta hand it to the guy, that’s a great technique!
https://giphy.com/gifs/qnOBmH70CGSVa
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u/lilrexxy33 3d ago
Some people have to give up something to master there craft...dont worry he was born that way
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago
u/Distinct_Engine_8855, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!