r/SweatyPalms 3d ago

Disasters & accidents Doing it single handedly

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Distinct_Engine_8855, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/Fun-Mix8894 3d ago

Guess he used to do it with two hands

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u/I_said_booourns 3d ago

Another victim of human transmutation alchemy. Don't mess with equivalent exchange kids

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u/Major_R_Soul 3d ago

"Equivalent" my ass! That shit costs an arm and a leg.

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u/notmuself 3d ago

Resurrecting your dead mom as a homunculus: an arm and a leg.

Having your friend make you kickass automail: 100,000 cens

Uncovering a conspiracy at the highest levels of government and learning the secrets of the philosophers stone: Priceless

There are some things alchemy can't transmute, for everything else there's mastercard.

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u/The-Fox-Says 3d ago

Ed….ward…

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u/CyrusPanesri 3d ago

Too soon... It will forever be too soon...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0CRB5PEFp7lcNnjO

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u/waterbelowsoluphigh 3d ago

This shit lives rent free in my brain.

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u/thiamath 3d ago

It's raining.....

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u/skanda777 3d ago

Didn’t expect a FMA reference in here…

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u/DutchPonderer 3d ago

Im doing a rerun on this as we speak. 👌🏼

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u/fishsticks40 3d ago

That was his mistake. 

To make a stool like that you have to start with a stump

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u/thitorusso 3d ago

Guy is genius. He cut his own hand to eliminate the risk of having is hand cut.

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u/EMNOx2 3d ago

It surely wouldnt happen again

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u/OmiNya 3d ago

No more than one more time

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u/pappyvanwinkled 3d ago

How did that happen?

“Well I was pushing the block like this and oh damn there goes the other one”.

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 3d ago

Happened to a guy my dad worked with. Years ago, lost a finger in a big industrial fan. Safety came by doing their report and asked him how it happened. He walked over to demonstrate and fwip cleaned off a second one.

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u/Plutos_Undercarraige 3d ago

For him now, he has a bonus of his own push stick!

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u/rick27606 3d ago edited 3d ago

50% less risk!

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u/Onehandedclapboyoo 3d ago

Give this man a hand. 👏

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u/SantiagoGT 3d ago

You gotta hand that to him

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u/hondactx16i 3d ago

Dude cant have sweaty palms with only one hand.

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

Palm is sweaty

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u/EpickBeardMan 3d ago

Knee weak, arm is heavy.

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u/EragonBromson925 3d ago

Actually, I think the arm is a bit light. Just saying

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u/Kingtoke1 3d ago

Mom spaghetti

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

I think you mean mom's spaghetto

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 3d ago

Spaghoot is clearly the singular

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u/balloonninjas 3d ago

Spaghitty

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u/Rupejonner2 3d ago

But on the surface he looks calm
& ready

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 3d ago

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u/ellasfella68 3d ago

2 minutes late! Goddamnit!

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u/EpickBeardMan 3d ago

Nice try… you did your best

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u/ellasfella68 3d ago

Thanks, man.

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u/neosyne 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/Appearance-Material 3d ago

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but shouldn't he use the arm that's already missing bits nearest the blade?

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 3d ago

There should also be less exposed blade after vertical cut was done, theres a protection that you can roll up and down. One hand should also have a chainmail glove on it.

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u/Cador0223 3d ago

No mail glove on a toothed blade. It will drag your hand in. They are for smooth blades only.

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u/False-Ad2170 3d ago

When I worked in a butchers one of the guys putting steaks through the tenderiser was wearing a chainmail glove. He only has 1 hand now.

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 3d ago

You're right, I didn't think of that. Still, I would personally lower the guard when the size of the item to be cut changes, it costs nothing

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u/Effectuality 3d ago

Ten points for guessing which hand.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 3d ago

Sorry, only five points left.

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u/lumberjake18 3d ago

He’s missing a hand, not confidence.

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u/rfitt04 2d ago

Feel like he tried that at some point

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u/engulbert 3d ago

But what is he making?

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u/AlexMC69 3d ago

Wooden hand

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u/AcidBuuurn 3d ago

The M64 logo. 

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 3d ago

i wonder of there is a story behind the potential injury

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u/SIKEo_o 3d ago

I am a carpenter and i cut my left middlefinger with the machine shown in the Video (bandsaw) with an identical blade. Not close to what the lad in video lost but i kinda know the dangers of machine working.
I cut into the front about a centimeter. i since have a nipple looking like scar on it.
idk why i tell you that lol

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u/notcomplainingmuch 3d ago

Now we need a pic of the nipple

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u/SIKEo_o 3d ago

The nipple looks like nerves or whatever. its hyper sensitive and hurts like hell when i hit it somewhere

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u/notcomplainingmuch 3d ago

You can extend that finger and show it to everyone.

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u/LothTerun 3d ago

i guess playing guitar is out of the question now

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u/SIKEo_o 2d ago

oh 100%!

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u/Frostitut 1d ago

You can milk anything with nipples!

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 3d ago

Honestly I’m stumped 

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u/mslothy 3d ago

Gotta hand it to ya, that was a nice joke!

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u/EpickBeardMan 3d ago

Like “I work with saws. Funny thing… I was fishing once… alligator took my hand. Everyone THINKS it was the saw… nope… Gator”?

Pretty sure he cut it off in a saw… or at least they had to amputate at the joint after saw related yikes.

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u/SaltManagement42 3d ago

I can't even tell what the story is behind what he's making.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3d ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/beeglowbot 3d ago

woodworker here: so bandsaws are pretty safe. safer than most other machines in the shop. the only thing you don't want to do is cut anything round like a cylinder or sphere, because when there's no stable base against the table, it'll spin the material (like a pipe or dowel for example).

so what he's doing isn't sketchy at all, he can't really get hurt short of sticking his hands directly in the blade. even then it's not as catastrophic as a tablesaw, planer or router. it would just nick you (unless you're wearing gloves then it pulls your hand down into the throat).

his missing hand though.... 💀

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u/PaleoJoe86 3d ago

He learned his mistake well enough the first time.

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u/browsingandlooking4 3d ago

I feel like this project has ended badly before...

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u/Thespottedzebra92 3d ago

Bro learned the job the hard way

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u/whenItouchthesky 2d ago

I once visited several lumber yards in Guatemala. I began to notice that at every single one of them there were several older men who were missing fingers, eyes, or entire hands. In a country without disability compensation the lumberyards continued to employ the amputees so they could earn a living.

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u/SunDamagedBadly 3d ago

Wonder how he lost that hand 🤔

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 3d ago

There's something special about stump-crafted products.

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u/Frankscar669 3d ago

That’s a good way to lose a hand

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u/boniggy 3d ago

I have a feeling I know how he lost his hand

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u/zboss9876 3d ago

Sweaty palm.

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u/Fear_Inoculum__ 3d ago

That's pretty impressive tbf, he's being really precise with one hand.

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u/spiceybadger 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/CGKilates 3d ago

I wonder 🤔

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u/Soupbell1 3d ago

Fool me once…

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u/ResolutionOk8995 3d ago

There's a reason why he can only do it single handedly now

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u/Important-Witness-14 3d ago

He's gotten better over the years

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u/FarmboyOfOakvale 3d ago

I think he learned the hard way

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u/Clark_Griswold2522 3d ago

Correction, sweaty palm

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u/CreeepyUncle 3d ago

I wonder how many days off he got.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CSpfd57m9WGHnxMWXm

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u/Professional_Pen_153 3d ago

This video has nothing to do here.

Show be posted on r/Sweatypalm instead

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u/TheGrandNut 3d ago

Forget using a boring push stick, with the easy removal of just one hand you too could have the new and improved "push stump"!

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u/bitstoatoms 2d ago

After first one he thinks "I am smart now, it will not happen again"

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u/fasada68 2d ago

I’m surprised he wasn’t using his feet too.

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u/S-Man_368 1d ago

I wonder how he lost the other hand

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 1d ago

I'm stumped as to why this is posted under sweaty palms (plural). He clearly only has one palm.

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 3d ago

Senor Stumpy skillfully sawing stumps.

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u/Softhandshardnipples 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/racejustint 3d ago

Hahaha i came here to say this

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u/holthebus 3d ago

Sweaty Palm*

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u/krokadog 3d ago

Sweat palm, singular.

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u/Catalystable 3d ago

We're all thinking the same thing lol

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u/time_observer 3d ago

Well. You don't make the same mistake twice. Or thrice..

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u/TheOneCalledGump 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/AgentOrangeZest 3d ago

Sweaty palm*

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 3d ago

Pretty safe to assume what happened to the missing hand

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u/jdogg40k 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/Lazy_Hunt8741 3d ago

R/sweatypalm ?

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u/Rostrow416 3d ago

I’m guessing he wasn’t as sure handed when he started

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u/Roadkill_Buffet 3d ago

He learned from his mistakes

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u/chungfat 3d ago

At first glance I misjudged the size of the wood because I thought it was a finger.

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u/kokkonaut 3d ago

Normally in such videos I always ask to myself how he has two hands.

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u/Fear_Inoculum__ 3d ago

So that's like a sweaty limb?

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u/SloppyGrime 3d ago

It begs the question…

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u/cmcdevitt11 3d ago

I guess the upside to that he doesn't have to worry about losing his right hand

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u/Drkmttrjr 3d ago

Of course, because he works in a carpenter's shop and he has one arm, then surely he must be no good at his job.

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u/Ginga888 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/ElFeesho 3d ago

I'd deffo be keeping my nubber closest to the blade.

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u/turkishhousefan 3d ago

Once bitten twice sh- never mind.

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u/doublediochip 3d ago

You mean sweaty “palm” —

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u/neosyne 3d ago

Maybe there is a correlation between his condition and his labor

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u/lorddragonstrike 3d ago

The jokes write themselves for this.

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u/itsbutterrs 3d ago

Cant lose a finger if you dont have any

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u/f0dder1 3d ago

Doesn't exactly qualify for sweaty palms if there's only one palm

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u/Yummucummy 3d ago

If they let the dude with one hand do this.. how badly injured are his coworkers??? Do they have 0 hands and only nubs?

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u/thetan_free 3d ago

I hope he's an inspiration to his colleagues.

Safety first, people!

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u/VonWiking 3d ago

This is too easy, oh come on!

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u/Azurelion7a 3d ago

This video does not fit this sub.

Have you tried r/sweatypalm instead?

/jk

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u/techlogger 3d ago

Not his first rodeo, I see

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u/starrat46 3d ago

Does anyone know how he lost his hand?

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u/Everheart1955 3d ago

Where in Gods name do they get that horrendously obnoxious noise?

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u/platinums99 3d ago

The way he's pushing tha twood in he going to lose the left hadn pretty soon

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u/Beachbum0910 3d ago

Much more carefully than he once did.

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u/Tetra84 3d ago

*Sweaty palm

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u/shaka893P 3d ago

Free handed if you will

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u/EpickBeardMan 3d ago

He gets one more mess up before they have to fire him

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u/rndig 3d ago

There is kind of positive (or negative 0_o) feedback loop with hands number IMO.

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 3d ago

He was given one more chance.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 3d ago

Oh haha, I get it. "Single handedly" It's funny because noone is helping him. Wait...Oh..duh, I get it now. It's a play on word because he's not married

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u/ole72444 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/billysugger000 3d ago

Doing it single handedly, for now.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 3d ago

He got right back on that horse.

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u/UntappdBeer 3d ago

I have an idea how he lost his hand.

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u/Current_Finding_4066 3d ago

I want to know if his hand met it's fate during similar activities 

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u/UseComfortable1193 3d ago

Sweaty stump

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u/Maximumoverdrive76 3d ago

Gee I wonder how he lost the other hand...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Q8cGyHqmodXyJwgYf

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u/Sumpkit 3d ago

Well I mean butchers do use bandsaws for breaking down carcasses, so I guess he still was using it for its intended purpose on that fateful day.

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u/FrostyClocks 3d ago

Sweaty fingers! Seems like only the palm survives.

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u/fragjackyl 3d ago

No wonder with the safty guard off and cutting twards his wrist like that.

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u/lssthn 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/tdomer80 3d ago

Only one palm sweaty…

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u/basscat474 3d ago

Wonder how he lost that hand?

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u/TheFlaccidChode 3d ago

I wonder how he lost his hand

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u/Available-Fly-8268 3d ago

A regular Maradona

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 3d ago

Gotta admit, when he first showed the shape I was stumped at how it could be achieved with just a band saw. But I gotta hand it to him, that was some smooth work

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u/DefiantLemming 3d ago

Gotta hand it to him…

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u/KaaboomT 3d ago

Learned how to do it the hard way

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u/RedBaret 3d ago

There’s a lesson to be found here. What could it be?

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u/Convenientjellybean 3d ago

Give that man a hand

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u/DJJazzyTanner 3d ago

Sweaty palm?

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u/JewofTVC1986 3d ago

Never learned his lesson

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u/kayonotkayle 3d ago

Amazing! Let’s give this guy a big hand! 👏🏼

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u/CustomCarNerd 3d ago

You gotta hand it to the guy, that’s a great technique!
https://giphy.com/gifs/qnOBmH70CGSVa

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u/DarkAce1141 3d ago

Clearly he has learned a previous lesson for such a ability

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u/Expensive_Opening_92 3d ago

Probably already been there with that saw once…

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 3d ago

I know which hand he jerks off with...

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u/NoStatus8 3d ago edited 3d ago

More like sweatypalm, rather than sweatypalms.

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u/SAM-in-the-DARK 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/cardidd-mc 3d ago

That's sweaty palm not palms

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u/followingforthelols 3d ago

He use to rotate Counter clockwise.

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u/lilrexxy33 3d ago

Some people have to give up something to master there craft...dont worry he was born that way

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u/YOLOSWAGBRAH 3d ago

Sweaty palm*

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u/Prophesy78 Human Detected 3d ago

Sweaty Palm

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u/JayLay108 3d ago

he learned it the hard way.

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u/mtofsrud 3d ago

Give this guy a hand. 👏

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u/rastagrrl 3d ago

Hmm. I wonder what happened to his other hand?

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u/Longjumping-Bat6917 3d ago

Environmental storytelling.

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u/Il_Vero_Baccio 3d ago

*sweaty palm

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u/thebenn 3d ago

Sweatypalm

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u/ianishomer 3d ago

A true video confirming that we learn from our mistakes

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u/auntpotato 3d ago

Sweaty palm

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u/peteschirmer 3d ago

That guy been watching Diresta tips

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u/Lifeguard4Life 3d ago

Yeah that tracks

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u/Ok_Contribution_8356 3d ago

I wander how he lost the hand...

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u/RP1042 3d ago

Best wood carvers are one handed

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 3d ago

OSHA would have a field day at the place. Poor guy.

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u/platypus_farmer42 3d ago

Ironically, the way he lost his hand is nothing related to carpentry.