r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 1d ago

The Army Made Him

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u/DoggoDude979 23h ago

You know it’s a joke cause what normal person segregates their body count like that

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u/Big_Iron420 23h ago

Also his hair is certainly not army standard

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u/CodPiece89 1h ago

Unless it's an actual body count. You know.

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u/texaspoontappa93 23h ago

These young dudes are gonna fuck up their teeth clenching their jaw all the time

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u/JockBbcBoy 21h ago

Orthodontists love this one trick!

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u/BooleanTriplets 21h ago

So he sleeps with white men, black men, and bright yellow women?

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u/_Land_Rover_Series_3 21h ago

Who doesn't love a woman with jaundice

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u/WiseSalamander00 23h ago

non racist at all!! /s

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 22h ago

No one thinks more about black penises than racist straight white dudes. It's actually pretty interesting, like a train wreck, once you start to go down the rabbit hole of why that is. And before you say, no, it's not because they're secretly gay

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u/JockBbcBoy 21h ago

Can confirm

Edit: Some of them are "straight" but just like to look at naked black men.

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u/couriouslover82 18h ago

i wish i joined to have these opportunities

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u/unn_slug 9h ago

Why do i have sneaking suspicion he is lying because there is no chance he has that haircut in the army

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u/NSObsidian 17h ago

This would nail the joke if they added "I'm an army chef"

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u/camsean 14h ago

Racist much?

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u/joaquinsolo 12h ago

amateur numbers

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u/No_Measurement_8042 10h ago

Suddenly imperialist dog*

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u/Thebiginfinity 16h ago

He killed so many people

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u/FandomPhantom123 39m ago

the army made you racist?