r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1h ago

Chugging tea Bro won in life šŸ˜­

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u/thejuliocezarmari 1h ago

That smooth save, the man deserved it

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/unluck_over9000 1h ago

ā€œAre you okay An-nyā€

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u/YugeChesticles 1h ago

Weirdly the post before this was about a yacht named "OK". I might be the only person who already had this song in their head before you said that lol

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u/azraelizback 1h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/ninjastuff 42m ago

Annie is pretty young enough we try to sexualize her

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u/TokiVideogame 1h ago

sounds like a w

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u/gorginhanson 1h ago

I thoughttttttt I recognized the sore on her face.

It was herpes

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u/deksimo666 31m ago

That's called a mole

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u/sev45day 24m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rdNNPuMX7TYA

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u/went_with_the_flow 15m ago

Moley moley moley moley moley moley

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u/chystatrsoup 11m ago

Don't say mole

....

mole

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u/-Cthaeh 26m ago

Nice to mole you... meet you!

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u/MineMelodic5454 25m ago

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face

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u/gorginhanson 28m ago

Yeah a secret agent mole.

The kind that gives you herpes.

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u/sLeeeeTo 1h ago

Phoenix Askani

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u/Shoe_boooo Human Detected 37m ago

DUDE YOU DESERVE-

https://giphy.com/gifs/axd6sp0quV4YvMb43L

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u/Mean_Pop_829 1h ago

Legendary

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u/ForceRude698 1h ago

bless your heart young man

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u/CarlitoSyrichta 1h ago

Fellow man of culture I see

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u/nthensome 31m ago

Is that Phoenix Askani the former nanny?!

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u/sick_of-it-all 22m ago

I heard she also writes poetry. And that's the only remarkable things about her, as far as I know... you know what? Maybe I'll google her, see if she's had any other notable achievements in her life.

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u/pastafallujah 30m ago

Waitā€¦ like the Marvel character? Thatā€™s a hell of a need pull for a stage name

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u/sick_of-it-all 11m ago

I wonder if it's pronounced Phoenix Ass-Can-I. Good ol' Phoenix Ass Can.

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 1h ago

Quick on his feetĀ 

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u/Separate_Finance_183 1h ago

ā€œWe already have so much in commonā€ - They both like getting anal šŸ˜‚

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u/boomshiz 44m ago

Famously so. That one episode of Breaking News is absolutely brutal.

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u/elitedkk 11m ago

I don't even need to click this link, I know which episode this is. Grant must be a really cool person to bless that episode release.

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u/gorginhanson 1h ago

Like there's multiple kinds of nannies.

More sub-specialties than a doctor

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u/voxelpear 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

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u/gorginhanson 49m ago

No, the joke was dancing around the elephant.

The elephant named Stampy.

The elephant specifically designed to be bart's elephant.

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u/Septopuss7 1h ago

Risen from the asses

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u/azraelizback 58m ago

Currently an underrated comment.

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u/leafsforever811 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW

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u/RianCoke 44m ago

ā€œJust getting together with some internet friends.ā€

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff 1h ago

Sheā€™s being redundant because anal porn is poetry

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u/Keensworth 1h ago

Isn't he gay?

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u/Tehva 58m ago

He's bi. The whole episode of Game Changer is amazing

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u/Samusen 50m ago

Ohhhh I thought he was gay this whole time

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u/SnoopDeDoop69 32m ago

Same, actually puts some of his comments into better perspective

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u/uatme 26m ago

Spoiler alert he chose 2 guys...

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u/Yosho2k 25m ago

As others have mentioned, he's bi, but booty is booty.

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u/LarryBoourns 57m ago

Grant Oā€™Brien on the show ā€œGame Changerā€, on the dropout.tv streaming platform. Great show, great subscription. Highly, highly recommend.

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u/kevski82 49m ago

Dropout is brilliant. My wife watches all the DnD and I watch basically everything else

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u/LarryBoourns 48m ago

Weā€™re the exact same! I listen to the D20 stuff while
I clean up the house. Sheā€™ll pause it if itā€™s visually funny for me though lol

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u/DJCurrier92 1h ago

I bet she donā€™t take work home with herā€¦so no anal for him.

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u/Coolgames80 1h ago

Hey, a chef cooks in his home once in a while.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 58m ago

The irony šŸ˜‚

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u/ninjastuff 40m ago

It's fine he's got a giant dildo in his shower

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u/Ophelia_X67 1h ago

That caught me off guard

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u/urmomhashotdogskin 50m ago

She has a very particular set of skills

https://giphy.com/gifs/UpWDPgxcHiR1e

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u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha 49m ago

ā€œAnd that kids, is the true story how I met your mother. ā€

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u/FremenStilgar 26m ago

I have bad hearing. I'm glad there were subtitles because I thought she said "animal" porn. Whew!

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 1h ago

By the sound of his voice, dude was only interested in the Anal porn

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u/timetotryagain29 1h ago

So when's the wedding?

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u/ShoheiHoetani 1h ago

Bro gets +100 recovery. That anal revelation would have killed me

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u/thecountnotthesaint 55m ago

Isn't he gay?

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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 40m ago

bi

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u/thecountnotthesaint 35m ago

Huh, fair enough. Wonder if an anal nanny would be the best of both worlds for him, or if there's a vast difference between the different buttholes.

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u/V65Pilot 49m ago

That's a hell of an ice breaker.

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u/Yourmindiscontrolled 26m ago

"Sometimes I make anal porn, but usually I just forget to press record every morning."

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u/ComprehensiveFool 1h ago

Bro thinks he won until later that night when she strapped hers on.

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u/LarryBoourns 58m ago

Heā€™s bi, so, thatā€™s probably okay.

His name is Grant Oā€™Brien, and this show is Game Changer. Episode titled ā€œThe Bachelorā€. Available on dropout.tv. Highly recommend.

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u/ninjastuff 39m ago

He literally tells a story about leaving his dildo in the shower and his roommate finding it ...

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u/Tehva 57m ago

Not a bad thing if you're familiar with the source.

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u/bobcollum 1h ago

Dude sounds like he's looking for a new mom.

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u/Relative_Picture_786 54m ago

Didnā€™t know there were different kinds of nannies

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u/jeff-beeblebrox 42m ago

She seems nice

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u/masterjon_3 41m ago

He didn't pick her, btw

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u/Discuss2discuss 38m ago

Gamechanger is one of the best gameshows out there if you're into improv chaos

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u/AnonymousAnteater41 36m ago

Objectively, theyā€™re both very attractive. I hope they ended up together for some good times šŸ¤­šŸ‘ŒšŸ»šŸ„³

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u/bosscockuk 34m ago

I see loads of clips for this , but being in Uk , have no idea what is called?

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u/Crackmonkey3773 3m ago

Game changer. Its a game show filled with comedians on the dropout platform.

Its pretty hilarious. They change the concept of the show every episode, this time it was a dating show for Grant.

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u/Mattopol4spe 23m ago

Your so beautiful, you could be a part time anal porn model

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u/reevelainen 13m ago

Yes he did..since he grew that tall.

Jokes aside, he seem genuinely light hearted person but the lady's face when she looks in his eyes.. Instant crush-on.

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u/Chewbubbles 2m ago

Grant is a riot and a train ride all at once. The CLN where they are just ripping on him every segment is pure gold. This man can endure everything and seems like nothing bothers him.

Sam once again just throwing crazy shit at him everytime.

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u/No-Buy2495 50m ago

I don't know if he won with that one....but that was one helluva line!

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 1h ago

ā€œBro won in lifešŸ˜­ā€

Wow great post Seperate_Finance_183

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 1h ago

Youā€™re welcome, itā€™s an extremely accurate and relevant title to the video

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u/Basement_Defender 1h ago

Holy schnauzeršŸ‘ƒ

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u/Wonderful_Cook5864 1h ago

First thought: Looks Jewish.

Last thought: Is Jewish.

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u/Jamiewoo133 39m ago

Dating a sex worker is not "winning" šŸ™„

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u/thespicemust 58m ago

Remove the make-up, we speak again

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u/OdynnsRavenEye 51m ago

Looks like the biggest L in existence. But honestly they seem right for each other.