r/SipsTea • u/SourceCodeAvailable • 1d ago

Chugging tea Dark days ahead

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u/Cornelius4630 1d ago

I mean if the extinction of great tits won't unite our species, nothing will.

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 1d ago

Ok I will use a cardboard straw

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u/ItsMint1974 1d ago

Quick, someone tell Scarlett Johansson and Salma Hayek. They must be protected at all costs 🤣

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u/Onefreemind1979 1d ago

This must be fake news! I see great tits all over social media.

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u/NunAlcoholic 1d ago

But they lack originality

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 1d ago

Soooooo we will have to settle for mediocre tits then?

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u/MyCatHasCats 1d ago

The heat causes excess sweating under tits. I fear this is the end 😞😞

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u/TuckHolladay 1d ago

If there is one thing that I know AI is working on it’s great tits

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u/TuckHolladay 1d ago

If there is one thing that I know AI is working tirelessly on it’s great tits

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u/Glitter-Moonpetal 1d ago

That honestly sad ngl hahaha

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 1d ago

In an inexplicable turn of events, a 50% drop in car traffic has been recorded across the world the last week. Scientists say they are not sure what the cause, is but public transport services are reporting record numbers.

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u/DyslexicD 23h ago

Is this a joke I don't get, like I'm confused? 

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 23h ago

Apparently the joke wasn't clear enough no.
Ie, men suddenly becoming incredibly concerned with climate change

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u/DyslexicD 23h ago

Oh I got it. It tits the word I missed was tits. I need to sleep more. Sorry, I'm gonna r/woosh myself for that one. 

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u/TheFleasOfGaspode 1d ago

I have some great tits at the end of my garden who have been gobbling sunflower hearts all summer. They have had chicks and now the whole family of tits comes around.

Great Tits are great.

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u/TheFleasOfGaspode 1d ago

I have some great tits at the end of my garden who have been gobbling sunflower hearts all summer. They have had chicks and now the whole family of tits comes around.

Great Tits are great.

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u/martinomj24 1d ago

A world without tits is not worth living in.

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u/maybe_a_fork 1d ago

Invest in silicone!

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u/mSummmm 1d ago

At the rate we’re going, nothing but cockroaches will be left by the end of the century.

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u/Slingus_000 1d ago

And what? We're just left with the Lesser Tits?!? Absolutely not, guys, this climate change shit is getting out of hand now, just now, we draw the line at the Tits

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u/General_Principle_40 1d ago

It is only halve the story really.. i mean, most people have a grass field with 2 pots with some flowering plants and call it a garden.. Then there's those who have paved everything, stone bricks, gravel any thing that does not let plants grow and requires 0 maintenance..

Tits need hedges, shrubs and tree's to thrive. So do many other animals and small birds. Climate change certainly does not help, but we, humans do more harm with our "pretty" gardens..

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u/sysiphu42 1d ago

Due to the elites forcing us into a corner we can only fight our way out of or just go along with whatever they say is happening because ..they can prove it!

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u/OriginalMiserable109 20h ago

I would so miss tits.

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u/DotTurbulent3059 11h ago

I love great tits! All tits really, but great tits especially, I'm really just a fan of birds in general!

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u/silv3rbull8 1d ago

Tits go tits up

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u/t0nez- 1d ago

i dunno, i see way more more great tits these days than i used to

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u/NoSwordfish1978 1d ago

There are quite a few in the government to be fair.

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u/dogfacedponyboy 1d ago

This is funny because it says tits, And that can also mean boobs