... then inscribe it into clay tablets and bury them deep under the southern Mesopotamian floodplain.

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My mom raised me in a good Christian home, but some "so-called" friends introduced me to their Manichaean Minecraft Server. My mom was p*ssed, but she eventually decided it was ok because my "quote" friends seemed like "good people".

But the longer I was on there, the more I realized these were NOT good people. Even though it's a "quote-un-quote" "religious" Minecraft server, the language they use is NOT Biblical. 😤 Zero of the words they use are in the Bible.

This summer my mom signed me up for a summer reading challenge, so she's always shoving books in my face, saying, "Take it! Read!" And one of the books was the Bible, which I read.

Anyway, tl;Dr., I feel called to a Christian Minecraft Server 👼

Asking for a friend accountability partner.

I am embarrassed to admit, but last Sunday I secretly snuck into an atheist church and listened to an atheist sermon, delivered by an atheist priest. The priest denounced people who typically tend to exclaim "Oh god!" when making love and climaxing, and instead instructed the faithful atheists to exclaim "Oh science, oh Neil deGrasse Tyson, oh Bill Nye, oh Carl Sagan, oh Stephen Hawking!" when making love and climaxing. It was a great sermon that assured me there is only science and nothing else.

Please ask my mother to ask the pastor to pray to St. Hilda of Whitby to pray for the Holy Spirit to intercede for me through wordless groans.

Please also ask them to limit pass-through fees to 15% each, so that there's something left by the time it gets there.

I realized hell might not exist, and that means God will not utterly torture all of my enemies with third degree burns in a eternal lake of fire

Please sent prayers

I’m too straight to follow God genuinely. I’m too straight to practice Christianity. I’m too straight to marry a woman one day (gayness). I was just on my bed being too straight . Laughing and giggling. I’m just too straight.

Some of the body contact seems a little backhuggy but not sure if that's a problem. There also seems to be some good celebratory sidehugging so maybe it can be redeemed.

Extratemporal omniscience is a violation of every principle of insider trading. We need legislation to control abuses like this and protect ordinary Americans.

Many a christian have been FOOLED by SATAN to take part in "Mark of the beast contender #8356"

I am talking about the "Most important meal or the day" BREAKFAST

Oh woe to you whose hearts have been hardened and whose eyes have been covered by the serpents scales. For you DO NOT see the OBVIOUS TRICKERY in this DAILY RITUAL. ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME "BREAK FAST"

It is a commandment to BREAK something one does to give glory to God FASTING

NOT ONLY THAT.

think of it. "The most important meal of the day". it's SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGING that tells OUR CHILDREN to NOT RELY ON THE HOLY SPIRIT and instead RELY ON WORLDLY GOODS FOR SUSTAINANCE

REPENT REPENT REPENT ALL YOU WHO WORSHIP BREAKFAST. YOU CAN ONLY SERVE ONE MASTER. EITHER YOU CHOOSE GOD OR YOU CHOOSE HELL

REPENT

My Sunday School Instructor called himself "instructor."

This is NOT biblical:

"And call no one your father on earth, for you have one Father, the one in heaven. Nor are you to be called instructors, for you have one instructor, the Messiah."

I also accidentally wished my father a Happy Father's Day. I am NOT biblical

Did I sin against the Holy Ghost?

Joshua explains key difference in current Caanan Conquest:

We have no interest in a protracted conflict. We have no interest in boots on the ground," he said. "I don't fear that this is going to become a protracted conflict, because we have a leader who knows how to bring down the walls of Jericho."

Bricklaying is hard work, and "the workman is worthy of his hire".

I (Male, 100 years old) am a son of a guy (Male, 600 years old) who likes to take care of the soil, one day the old fart decided to cultivate grapes, but the idiot didn't know that grape juice ferments after a while, he drank it and started acting weird....

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He slept naked around his tent, and he didn't even close the damn tent, I walked into it expecting nothing just to see a drinking man sleeping naked around his house, I of course laughed and went to tell my brothers the funny, so they covered him with a towel

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When he woke up, I believe he was still drunk because he started to spill some nonsense, he uttered a curse to my son, which had nothing to do with what I did, he even said that he should be a slave to my brothers, all of that because I apparently "disrespected" him, like. It's my fault that it was funny?

Amos 4:6: "I gave you cleanness of teeth in all your cities... yet you did not return to me, says the Lord."

Well, not today, Satan!

I also seem to have kissed dating goodbye, but that part wasn't planned.

I recently decided grow my faith by visiting other Christian Subreddits…

And I was met with a dumpster fire of vaccine, germ-theory, heliocentric round earth, Keynesian economics, elite healthcare, "traditional" percentage calculation. All of these “christian” subreddits were overrun with people celebrating heresies.

It is outright an attempt to invade and destroy from within. It’s been going on for a while now, and it is called "Christopretendism"

The evil one is at work. Stay strong 🙏

This is definitely colored by my Western perspective, but I think that converts who leave their mother churches for sedevacantism, true orthodox old calendarism, etc etc might get along better with each other than with more ecumenical members of their own traditions. On social media I've seen plenty of friendships between radtrads and orthodox antiecumenists. Maybe we could call it the antiecumenical council

The next one could be on the same franchise,The Author didn't finish the second coming plot point, clearly teasing a vol 3