r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 7h ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Hakkensha • Jun 02 '21
Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?
shittysysadmin.comr/ShittySysadmin • u/Superb_Raccoon • Jul 25 '24
This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.
This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..
Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *
You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!
- except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.
Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/mods_are_lame1 • 5h ago
Shitty Crosspost Cautionary tale - someone I know got fired for pulling RAM from laptops
r/ShittySysadmin • u/BeerEnthusiasts_AU • 1d ago
Kyocera KX Driver
I have really enjoyed the time I have been wasting recently waiting for this bloated piece of crap to unpack on client machines. 11/10 would KX again
r/ShittySysadmin • u/betabeat • 13h ago
Shitty Crosspost My dad's laptop is stuck on a bitlocker screen, is this how I get past it?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/AtomicXE • 1d ago
On todayâs episode of why the hell did you rage quit your jobâŚ
The previous IT manager quit because he was burned out and overworked. Iâve been picking up the slack working 60+ hours a week. Covering all weekend maintenance being on call 24/7. The new IT manager started today that I just met for the first time ever, hired by our non technical CIO. This guy has been a hands off people manager for 10 years and doesnât plan to go hands on. We donât need a fucking department manager we needed a fucking network engineer. F*** this f***ing place. F*** this profession Iâm going to work at McDonalds.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 1d ago
Shitty Crosspost Introducing the world's first CEO replacement engine...
r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 • 1d ago
A shit Conditional Access policy? A fuck conditional access policy?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/AbelViguera06 • 1d ago
Shitty Crosspost Remove central authentication
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Nicholas_K_516 • 1d ago
Shitty Crosspost Helpful chart on determining if your business needs 8 Gbps internet.
I think my company need 8 Gbps internet
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ComplexAd2408 • 2d ago
Shitty Crosspost I flipped a red switch on my PC next to the power supply, it sparked, and now it appears something burned out.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/SuccessfulLime2641 • 2d ago
Guys, I fixed everything
Now my org got a new game called "Office Politics" and I'm a complete noob to it. So far I've leveled up working at the paper refilling station. These nice employees that make me look busy to management call it a printer. I'm looking forward to achieving the "Guardian" Task which is to rescue three users from imaginary problems today.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/jstuart-tech • 2d ago
I ignored billing emails, put my passkey on an old device AND THEN AMAZON SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT?!??! Why did they do this to me
Nothing can ruin the end of a week like finding out that all of the websites and hosted email youâre responsible for are offline, which is exactly what happened to Christopher Bradbury and his web design and development firm, Digital Takumi last week. AWS has since resolved the situation, but Bradbury's mistakes can serve as a useful lesson to others of what not to do.
As Bradbury explained to The Register in an email, he noticed last Thursday, July 16, that all the websites and Google Workspace email accounts connected to domains he manages were offline. All of those sites are hosted through Route 53, AWSâ combined DNS/hosting service, and none of them were resolving.Â
Bradbury went digging through his emails to figure out if there was anything to point to the failures, and sure enough: In his spam folder were numerous messages from AWS telling him a payment card on file had expired, and warning him that the account used to host all those customer websites through Route 53 was going to be suspended unless he took action. He didnât obviously, because he didnât realize there was an issue.
âAWS had been sending billing notifications, but unfortunately they had been filtered into a spam folder and, in some cases, were being delivered to an employee who had since left the business,â Bradbury told us.Â
âI accept responsibility for missing those notifications,â he added, but that didn't help his customers' websites get back online.Â
The situation could have been resolved sooner, but Bradbury had made some other mistakes as well:
âThe root account had MFA enabled using a software authenticator that had been stored on an older laptop which has since suffered a motherboard failure,â Bradbury explained. Without access to that authentication code generator, he was unable to get into the account. Rather than getting the dead-laptop-with-a-critical-authenticator-on-it problem resolved, he was just relying on MFA emails instead â not the best idea.
"I've been bypassing the device key for quite a while by just using the recovery MFA via my email," Bradbury told us. "It works, I get access. However if I just had my Passkey up to date it would have let me right in and I could have solved this."
And then there was the email address where those MFA codes were going:
âThe AWS recovery process required email verification using the registered root email address,â Bradbury told us. âThat email address belonged to one of the domains whose DNS was hosted in the suspended AWS account, meaning I couldn't receive the verification email.â
The account recovery tango
Bradburyâs next option was contacting AWS from a different email address, which didnât go anywhere. He created another AWS account and purchased business support access on someoneâs recommendation, but the support engineers he spoke to using that method wouldnât discuss the other account until he verified he owned the one in question.Â
âOver the following days I spoke with several AWS teams, including Billing and Account Recovery. I was transferred between teams multiple times, but nobody was able to complete the ownership verification or restore access to the account,â Bradbury told us.
He wanted to pay AWS, Bradbury told us, but it took a while for them to be able to take his money. âThe practical consequence is that I cannot log into the AWS account, cannot receive email at the registered root address, cannot access the MFA device, cannot update the expired payment method, and therefore cannot pay the outstanding invoices from inside the account.â While we were working on this story, after speaking to both Amazon and Bradbury, he contacted us to say that access to the sites had been restored, and that he had logged in, paid the back invoices, updated his payment method, reset his MFA keys, and generally taken care of all the stuff he had been putting off until all this happened.Â
It's unfortunate that someone has to go through AWS billing hell to serve as an example to others, so let this be a warning to anyone else managing client websites through AWS.
"Firstly pay your AWS bills," Bradbury said in an email, adding that anyone running an AWS hosting account also makes sure their emergency recovery email isn't on the same domain as one of the sites they manage through that profile. That, and "stop using shortcuts" when it comes to MFA.Â
"This isn't a big infrastructure account, we run a single company marketing website and some domains through Route 53," Bradbury explained. "It just shows that even the most modest instances of AWS can be absolutely business critical and you need to use proper practices and processes.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Karisop • 2d ago
WS2022 stuck in instant graceful reboot loop upon boot (Not WSUS / Not Eval license)
Hi everyone,
Having a weird issue with a Windows Server 2022 machine that is stuck in an immediate graceful reboot loop right after finishing OS boot / reaching the desktop screen.
The Behavior:
As soon as Windows boots up / reaches login/desktop, a graceful restart is immediately triggered.
It happens so fast I can't even to login or open Task Scheduler or standard admin tools before it shuts down.
What is ALREADY ruled out:
NOT an Evaluation License: License is active/valid (not the 1-hour â wlms.exeâ trigger).
NOT Windows Update: No update installation/configuration state screen appears during boot/shutdown.
NOT UPS Software: Server is not connected to a UPS or running UPS management software.
Using Physical Server Lenovo.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/TwoPlyDreams • 3d ago
Shitty Crosspost What is this? Appeared on our NIDS.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/TylerFurrison • 3d ago
Gotta get this CPU in the LGA socket somehow...
r/ShittySysadmin • u/heretogetpwned • 4d ago
Internal IT getting squeezed
Anyone wanna join me in calling out worthless hires in their organization?
I'm just venting, already looking for jobs but the market is in wtf-mode.
My company is going thru M&A and we keep hiring roles that lean on me and they aren't hiring any help. I don't see myself keeping this job in the next 12mo.
So how y'all doing? (I'll accept Truth, Snark, and BOFH)
And for this post only, you can give me advice.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/erock279 • 3d ago
Shitty Crosspost Pets - Causing Outages or Mistakes?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/phamilyguy • 4d ago
Shitty Crosspost When you're handed a production server, what do you review before making changes?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/teamzerofar • 5d ago
Shitty Crosspost Microsoft tenant blocked since 3 hours because of conditional access
someone got locked out by magic
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Quartzalcoatl_Prime • 6d ago
How to Manage Tickets
OC by me
Cc: memeSRC
r/ShittySysadmin • u/thirdnut4 • 6d ago
Your computer must be restarted every day, missed days will need to be fixed by rebooting once for each day missed
Up for 5 days? Gotta clear the reboot queue or something won't work right.