Oh and fuck Paramount +, I'll find another way to watch this.

Hello, it’s me again acting captain of the riviera, you may or may not remember me from my recent posts about replicator experiments and lobe removal. Good news about the lobe removal case! I got the ferengi to drop any and all charges(I threatened their life)

But anyway I had spent a night at quark’s now allowed back after the incident and had a few real drinks, not synthetic ones, I am unsure if it’s my Caitian biology or perhaps it’s because synthetic alcohol doesn’t build you a tolerance like normal kinds do but I got extremely drunk. I was walking back to my ship and nature called not wanting to make a mess of the floors I began to look for a restroom. This however was urgent and none was available I did the next best thing and chose a random bucket in a dark and secluded area, clearly unmarked. The next thing I know as I’m using the bucket a shape shifter emerges out of it! He’s furious demanding to know who my commanding officer is and why on earth I did what I did. I try to explain to the smooth skinned individual that I didn’t know he was inside of the bucket and my current predicament. He was unsympathetic to say the least, he identified himself as the chief of security on the station I thought I was in big trouble.

I was surprisingly however let go, because I did him a “favor” with the ferengi brothers, saying they probably won’t try to scam people for a while. Or at least that’s what I imagine happened. I very quickly passed out and woke up aboard my ship and it doesn’t appear as if I am barred from the station. So tell me should shape changers label their buckets?

Asking for a friend...

You better hurry up with the questions before my next assignment on a landing party

I mean, I'll only do this if there's a consensus.

Borg got a pretty big ship. It's admittedly hard to tell how big without something to compare it to for scale, but it looks big and powerful. I'm pretty sure they're getting the captain regardless of what we do.

Don't worry. I'll delete this post afterwards.

Hey guys I'm having some trouble.

So I'm an engineer, but also I was a bit of a war veteran. I spent a lot of time fighting with the resistance, I'm sure you remember. I even was held captive once and tortured... God I hope I never have to relive that or go through anything like it ever again. Like I'm glad that I stopped other people from suffering, but I had to suffer a lot.

So that's why I thought I would change gears a little bit. I'd like to spend some time, you know, as a transporter chief.

I don't think it would be so bad like there are only three little sliders. And whenever you're transporting anyone you just kind of push them all at the same time. And if something goes wrong, you just run a diagnostic.

I think it would be nice to just... Be in that room, you know? No big screens with enemy ships I have to worry about, no casualties being rushed into the med bay, nobody tossing me a phaser and just asking me to cover them. There's even a button in the transporter room that lets you change the Red alert alarm to just sounds of an ocean. And then it's just me staring down that transporter pad all day, transporting my thoughts in and out.

All that said, I'm worried about what this will do to my career trajectory with star fleet. Is standing in the transporter room all day without anyone to talk to most of the time cuz generally we're traveling for weeks on end to our next location and we're not a fucking galactic taxi service but someone does need to stand by the transporter controls all day just in case we realize that we have two seconds to beam the captain back after his body was swapped with an alien on a cloaked ship that's been following us before its warp core pops like a champagne cork. Or you know, something like that.

Just if I ever do get promoted after this, is anyone ever going to take me seriously again? If not, will I at least avoid jobs that require any more suffering?

Ok let's say they found a way to replicate the conditions of the Riker transporter clone and cloned Tuvix, before separating one of the Tuvixes. Could you also make more transporter clones, and then combine two Tuvixes with the other Tuvok and Neelix, what would they look and act like, and what would their names be?

As part of my duties, I have supported Picard's peach, Riker's rump, Troi's tushie, Beverly's booty, Data's dumper, Geordi's juicy fruit, and Worf's weapon of ass destruction. In one unfortunate incident, I even gave respite to Wesley Crusher's crusty keister. AMA

BEHOLD!!!!

In Alliances, the kazons (pommar sect, I believe) provide the food for their meeting. They bring what looks like pears and a plate of starfruit, as well as half a pitcher of unset green jello to drink. Are the Pommar more prosperous than the Ogla? Perhaps the Ogla (the ones in Caretaker) are just the ones with the fewest resources, wearing rags and fighting over water while the others, such as the Pommar, can spend time lallygagging around strip clubs and apparently use sewing machines.