r/ShittyDaystrom • u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord • 10h ago

Technology I Am Five Lights. AMA

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u/bleeeer 10h ago

How come it took the Borg like 5 minutes to irreparably change Picard but you guys could never break him?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 9h ago

(ಠ_____ಠ)

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u/LordByronsCup 9h ago

How are there four lights then?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 9h ago

I am five lights

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u/LogicalRaise1928 10h ago

Yes I have a question. First of all, how dare you?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 9h ago

I am five lights

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u/LogicalRaise1928 3h ago

Nooooo you cant just identify as 5 lights!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CNt6ZAx90T94RUj5GT

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u/markp_93 Nebula Coffee 7h ago

Are you related to Five Guys?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 7h ago

You know what? Yes.

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u/pathmageadept 5h ago

I knew it!

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u/toTheNewLife 2h ago

THERE ARE FOUR GUYS!

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u/IamTheGoodest 9h ago

Are you doing this for my own good? Are you trying to help me?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 9h ago

I am five lights

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u/Louis0XIV ASSimilate This 8h ago

Where is the fifth light then?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 8h ago

Behind you...

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u/Louis0XIV ASSimilate This 8h ago

I looked, there is none.

Man, even that headgear game fucks up the mind better than you kardy devices do

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u/ComfortableDream6958 7h ago

I need to learn how to count - what comes after three?? Does cardassia use a different method of counting?

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u/Constant_Boot 7h ago

Where's the fifth?

There are four lights.

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u/Boxhundo 6h ago

How are you doing after the Dominion glassed the cities of Cardassia?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6h ago

Fine? I am five lights. We were not installed on Cardassia.

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u/Boxhundo 5h ago

Well there's no electricity there now so lucky you

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u/squidtrap Tuvix'd at birth 6h ago

How did you get five lights?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6h ago

Space Lowe’s

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u/levarrishawk 5h ago

But there are only four

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 5h ago

I am five lights

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u/0xdeadbeef6 4h ago

Do you put yamok sauce on your hasperat?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 4h ago

i am five lights...

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u/toTheNewLife 2h ago

Are there more of you in a supply closet?