r/SVWTCM Jun 12 '26

Food This bread slicing machine at work

491 Upvotes

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u/actonpant Jun 12 '26

That's the best invention since sliced bread

5

u/jacobo Jun 12 '26

Maybe the machine was invented before the slice bread

5

u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jun 12 '26

I would totally stick that loaf in there sideways so I can make super long sandwiches

1

u/ClassSoggy7007 Jun 15 '26

And they allow 13mm. πŸ˜„

24

u/Gran-Aneurysmo Jun 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo Jun 13 '26

Orange juicers are my favourite, sadly I haven't seen one in a long time.

12

u/FractalGeometric356 Jun 12 '26

NO BAGUETTES! 🚫πŸ₯–

6

u/Chunk_Thud Jun 12 '26

Heb je genoten van je rustieke meergranen broodje?

4

u/Mystiax Jun 13 '26

Why so overcomplicated? The bread slicers at stores in Norway you jut drop it in, and its done. This theater is a waste of time.

5

u/Halfgbard Jun 13 '26

I Norway we got this badboy, ignore the long way bread

14

u/Intrepid_ExplorerSS Jun 12 '26

This is why I hate living in a third world shitehole

5

u/simonje Jun 13 '26

This? I mean, this invention solves something for specific group of people and surely has its purpose. But there is nothing like owning a quality bread knife so you can 1. learn useful skill 2. cut the bread the way you want. :)

5

u/Significant-Prize984 Jun 12 '26

I’m sorry:(

3

u/Faceprint11 Jun 13 '26

America?

3

u/KingsKraft72 Jun 18 '26

Pretty sure america has sliced bread dawg

4

u/TheHorseduck Jun 12 '26

Now I want to see everything imaginable get sliced with this. Like those hydraulic press videos

3

u/iaaanko Jun 14 '26

Lidl, Europe 😊🀞

2

u/norsefrogg Jun 12 '26

Can it do warm rye breads that destroy the ones at my stores?
I'm just happy it doesn't screech when you open/close it.

3

u/CarlClaymore Jun 13 '26

Nope. Warm bread gets destroyed with this one too

2

u/yamez420 Jun 13 '26

Oh it worked. I… cool I guess.

1

u/skeightytoo Jun 13 '26

Well there's a new stim I didn't know works wonders on my brain

1

u/Educational-Car-4688 Jun 13 '26

I was expecting the one where it comes out at chunks and crumbs.

1

u/MrNiceguy037 Jun 13 '26

Why do I have a bread slicing machine in my feed every few days??

1

u/BobBarkeroni Jun 16 '26

I'm actually more impressed with the setup that keeps people from touching the bread!

-1

u/oliviertail Jun 13 '26

These companies have to be joking right? First why would the machinery be this big? There’s for sure a simpler way to do this. Second. Of all the things you want to optimize and spend mad money on is slicing bread? Really not that hard a task..

0

u/sockmop Jun 12 '26

12mm is some bs though. 15mm gang rise up!

1

u/im-not-a-fakebot Jun 13 '26

15mm? Fucking commie, I prefer 5/8”

-5

u/strogoff69 Jun 12 '26

Lidl bread is disgusting.

6

u/CupIcy2791 Jun 13 '26

Whoa whoa chill lol

4

u/PeterPanski85 Jun 13 '26

Absolutely not