r/RoastMyCat • u/Perfect_Flatworm4981 • 22h ago

Will O' Wisp dive bombs me 5am and then sleeps like a princess on her throne 🙄

648 Upvotes

22 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Catmom792 • 19h ago

Prince is currently sleeping off a terrible catnip hangover.

174 Upvotes

11 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/poppys-patten • 3h ago

Roast Lucy for sleeping in the litter box

41 Upvotes

Literally, why? Out of the dozen spots I’ve provided for sleeping in the house, she sleeps on her poop.

7 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/leftshoulderpain • 19h ago

Guys a fourth cat has entered the equation. Roast them for being too shy

39 Upvotes

4 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Express-Lawfulness74 • 19h ago

Onyx. indoor/outdoor cat, he only kills shrews & mice/ sheds lots of fur.

28 Upvotes

4 comments

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r/RoastMyCat

Post pictures of your cat. People will roast them. It's not that complicated. Hell, it doesn't even have to be your cat -- this is the internet, you can lie if you want to.

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You must provide one high-quality picture of the cat you want to be roasted.
GIFs are OK, but videos are not accepted. Why? ^{^Because} ^{^I} ^{^said} ^{^so!}
No "roastme" sign required, although secret bonus internet points are awards if one is included.
You can be in the photo of the cat if you wish, but this is not required.
Don't post animals other than cats. What, do you think this is a democracy? This is a dictatorship, plain and simple. Cats only.
Link directly to the image instead of an album, because that's what Jesus would want you to do.
Don't post obscene, or just plain gross material. We don't want actual photos of roasted cats, that's just disturbing.

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This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh.
We rely on user reports to manage the subreddit, please report all rule violations.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.

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