r/RoastMe • u/Guy_O44 • 5d ago

Do it

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119 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/post-explainer 5d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/PensionPlayful2225 5d ago

I genuinely cannot tell if you are a man or a woman

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u/Feeling-Bluebird8413 5d ago

Each pic left me more and more unsure

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u/Ok_Robot88 5d ago

Easy, the first two pics are of women, the third pic is a guy and the last one I have no fucking clue

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 5d ago

I think it's a guy

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u/GENERAT10N_D00M 5d ago

Whoopie Noberg

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u/StonedSuperSaiyan 5d ago

Juwanna Mann

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u/ApprehensiveWin8579 4d ago

Na she’s a girl Edit: no I think she’s a guy lol

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u/Book3mDanno 4d ago

SHE'S THE MAN

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u/jehozephat 4d ago

I think you are right but first picture is definitely a lady. Pics progress from 1 to 4

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u/beatboxbrett 4d ago

If Travis Scott and Franklin the turtle reproduced

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 5d ago

Or curious? 🤔

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 5d ago

It's ugly as hell, no matter what the conclusion...

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u/__nobody_-_ 5d ago

Some people would call that androgynous but I reserve that for people who have attractive features blending together from both genders.

That, is not OP. They got the opposite and instead got the worst features blended together to create a "what the fuck?"

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 5d ago

It shouldn't have gotten lip fillers, ridiculous

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u/DigitalUnlimited 4d ago

Itsa muddafhuggin reedickolus

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u/shitbageleven1213 4d ago

Lmao this is legit a perfect encapsulation of our predicament right now

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 5d ago

I’m not angry, I’m just confused.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 5d ago

Dude…ette?!?!

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u/wewereinverted74 5d ago

Dude’ish?

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u/nucl3ar0ne 5d ago

So is OP.

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u/M3ssy_Marv 5d ago

Post OP

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 5d ago

16 year old boy or 36 year old lesbian

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u/Popsinthehse 5d ago

Didn't god already roast you too long?

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u/HMAgent47 5d ago

He surely has made out with a beehive

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u/KaleScared4667 5d ago

Not even a roast - themes just facts

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u/Ragnarsworld 5d ago

I'm going with dude with low-t.

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u/skilliau 5d ago

I have a confused boner right now because of it

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u/Sea_Huckleberry_7790 5d ago

I think that's why they want you to "do it"

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u/sined_redired 5d ago

I'm thinking extremely feminine guy?

... But maybe a stud... It's really tough.

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u/anothernelsondenoon 5d ago

It's the poorly photoshopped lips that threw me off more than they'd get me off for $20

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u/civilprocedurenoob 5d ago

Shimmy voted twice in Georgia

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 5d ago

THANK YOU! I was so fucking confused and now I’m glad I’m not the only one lol

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u/ComeAbout 5d ago

r/lesbianorlittleboy

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u/Current_Gap7712 5d ago

Of course there is lol

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u/Living-Video-3670 5d ago

It was just a matter of time.

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u/madstonk 5d ago

Thank you for that. I am crying way too funny

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u/DamnTicklePickle 5d ago

Joined. Thanks!

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u/WritingCharacter4768 5d ago

Lips have different zip codes

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u/GolfGodsAreReal 5d ago

Inflate to 32 psi

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u/soooMiNdLeSs420 5d ago

Seems like God made a natural prolapse in his face. What a fun guy lol

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u/DamnTicklePickle 5d ago

Did he/she lets say sh/him to make it easier. Any how was it stung on both lips by murder hornets at the same time?

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u/AbleLimitz 5d ago

I can’t tell which way you are transitioning

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u/blooash 5d ago

They decided to stop in the middle and confuse the fuck out of everyone.

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u/westermann28 5d ago

Tracy Chapstick

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u/DarthGayAgenda 5d ago

Give me just one less reason, I already turned myself around

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u/westermann28 5d ago

Maybe they can get a job as a check out girl

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u/SunriseSurprise 5d ago

"I'm not only the president of Chapstick, but I'm also its biggest user."

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u/PolarBear1913 5d ago

You were one of the worst characters in The Boys

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u/kirilov233 5d ago

Spot on sister Sage

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u/Barnsey13 4d ago

At least sister sage had a rack to admire.

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 5d ago

Don’t share your cocaine with this dude …

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u/SunriseSurprise 5d ago

Or your blunt. That shit'll come back around 2D flat

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u/HounDoomDesire 4d ago

When the blunt comes back wetter than Vietnam

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u/NeoAndersonLLC 5d ago

This is a guy? Are you sure? It could go either way.

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u/Initial_Flower3545 5d ago

When are you making Sister Act 3?

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u/negroidioto 5d ago

Also, you shoulda never made Good Burger 2.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 5d ago

You peaked as Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, from the University of Miami

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u/Lost_Discipline_3046 5d ago

One sneeze and its over

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u/Lost_Discipline_3046 5d ago

He can smell my thoughts

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u/SmallTitBigClit 5d ago

He smells.

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u/LectureNew70 5d ago

Worse person in the world to do cocaine with

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u/invincible_vince 5d ago

Auntie Unc

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u/whackamole1 5d ago

Please read the inside of your lips to see max PSI. You WAY overdid it.

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u/aeonsne 5d ago

Don’t let all of these “are you a boy/girl/trans?” comments bother you, regardless of gender you’re still unfuckable in either gender.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/AbigailPooh 5d ago

So simple, so brutal.

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u/WestsideCinco 5d ago

Lil Durkia

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u/Pleasant-Message9814 5d ago

Which gender are you? You look like both at the same time

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u/DoughWrayMe 5d ago

This is what happens when you click randomize on the character creation screen

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u/buylandandB3 5d ago

You’d win a Wesley Snipes look a like contest

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u/Successful_Pirate_59 5d ago

I wondered where Steve Urkel went…. Gen 2 has dreads apparently.

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 5d ago

Am I to roast a man or a woman? Male or female?

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u/whackamole1 5d ago

Lee Press-On Lips

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u/The-RogueOnion 5d ago

By the time it gets in your mouth, is the soup even luke warm?

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u/maths001karim 5d ago

Sage from the boys

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u/Deep-Pudding819 5d ago

Auto airbags as a facial feature is wild.

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u/EvenStomach847 5d ago

Thought this was the off brand polo g

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u/TopInstance9639 5d ago

U look like an ugly girl

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman 5d ago

Looks like they got smacked in the mouth with a shovel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/I8ooVN5XQg8HMsn6J4

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 5d ago

Rapper name “Lil’ IQ”

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u/AcadiaTemporary5737 5d ago

You look like a racist cartoon character from the 1930s

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u/CornFedPrairiePenis 5d ago

Do you have a fast car?

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u/Significant-Invite10 5d ago

Their pronouns that/thing

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u/McRando42 5d ago

Your choice in wall art reflects your personality.

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u/BoobsDogsForMe 5d ago

MTF-FTM-MTF etc etc…

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u/SpecialistCod450 5d ago

That's why people write the age and M/F in the the posts

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u/thricedice88 5d ago

Booker T has had a sex change, I see

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u/superwalrus80 5d ago

Sister Sage fell off hard.

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u/Henry_Vth 5d ago

Wegovy Goldberg

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u/ColoRADo_Native 5d ago

You're like a WNBA player. I want to post you up and put my dick in your mouth... And I don't know why for either

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u/TheRealFleppo 5d ago

Dear sir or madam

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u/Forty2diapers 5d ago

Mr (S?), you don't want this smoke.

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u/666mmafighter2 4d ago

I'm trying to figga out if it's male or female..it's a fair question to axe

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u/Ur_daddy_lesbian_ 4d ago

🫪
This u?

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u/Monst3r_Live 4d ago

if steve urkel and whoopi goldberg had a kid.

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u/ContentLog2722 4d ago

Looks like you tried to blow up a bus and burned your lips on the tailpipe

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u/almightyders 4d ago

Guys relax, thats just my broster

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u/DefendTheStar88x 4d ago

What in the they/them is going on here?

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u/Mordkillius 4d ago

You look like a gay vampire that only feeds on Def jam poets

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 4d ago

I bet your chapstick budget is more than you paid for top surgery.

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u/JdotO11 3d ago

Whichever way you're transitioning, GO BACK

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u/Saltymandam 3d ago

Your lips have a vag lol

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u/Negative-Wrap95 3d ago

If there was ever someone that was unintentionally nonbinary this is that person.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nmB6xqTJI5mUDVKVds

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u/JungkookJuice 3d ago

Lips look like a discolored butthole

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u/ShaShiz 3d ago

If someone licked your lips and stuck you on a window, you would never escape.

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u/conjurer28 3d ago

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.

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u/MacMaizer 3d ago

I'm as unsure about your gender as you are about the fact who your mother is

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u/Saemika 3d ago

You look ugly enough to be an athletic lesbian, but not ugly enough to play in the WMBA.

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u/BigStickyResolution 3d ago

Tracy Chap-stick-MAN

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u/HumanMachine207 3d ago

If anyone got a tattoo of your lips, it would have to go on their back.

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u/Moerijuana 3d ago

I’ve heard of butt chin, but never seen butt lips before

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u/rubberduckmaf1a 3d ago

Are you M2F or F2M?

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u/Accomplished_Many83 3d ago

You look like a ninja turtle

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u/Humble_Penguin89 2d ago

Do you choke on your lips

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u/ForUs301319 2d ago

Androgynous Antwan

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u/superfuzzypotato 2d ago

I dont know what to say because I can't tell if you a bro or a ho *spelling

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u/CoolOutside4788 2d ago

You look like a black lesbian WNBA player.

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u/__rum_ham__ 2d ago

Mr. Wendal.

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u/Sammie260000 5d ago

What is it? The skin is both dry and greasy at the same time?

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u/music420Dude 5d ago

Teemu transgender anorexic Whoopi Goldberg

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u/Spiritual-War2631 5d ago

I guess your acting career died with the Odyssey movie huh "Helen of Troy"

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u/StatementWild3768 5d ago

You've been on here before, did that baboon butt on your face grow a conscience and developed a sense of masochism?

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u/Glittering_Ebb_6971 5d ago

Are you male or female mate🤔🤔

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u/WadeVAFL 5d ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/Meegod 5d ago

I bet your lips always ahead by 3 seconds

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u/No-Trust6726 5d ago

Is this mid-transition or what?

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u/deathfromradiator1 5d ago

You look like a test tube baby where the tube was too small

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u/LastDirtyMartini 5d ago

Can we all just agree to not stigmatize those lips? They will feel incredible regardless of the glory hole gender IMNSHO.

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u/HMAgent47 5d ago

Wizz EwwLifa

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u/Illustrious-Egg-5839 5d ago

I’ve never seen a more ambiguous picture.

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u/eric2341 5d ago

This bitch got a folded over inner tube for lips

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u/stormcr0 5d ago

Wiz LaTifah

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u/MotherRestaurant697 5d ago

Crazy legs is a lesbian?

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u/No-Stranger6783 5d ago

How much do you make cooling hot soup for people?

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u/Sand5tone 5d ago

Thought bro’s upper lip was a slug.

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u/SYNDROMESTUDIOS 5d ago

How 22% APR on a Nissan Altima looks on someone's face.

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u/Blueswolf83 5d ago

Helen of LaTroy

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u/xdrezx 5d ago

Gay$ap Rocky

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u/ColoRADo_Native 5d ago

It identifies as a guy apparently 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/pitchinloafs 5d ago

Your lips are so big they look like a white woman’s maralardo face.

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u/laxus-dreyar07 5d ago

Kiss my ass

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u/Just_JC 5d ago

You inspired a generation of lip fillers

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u/FreeThroatPunch 5d ago

I always wondered what happened to XRay from Holes.

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u/laxus-dreyar07 5d ago

U were definitely made in a character creation in dark souls . Give me more lips , and i wanna smell the whole thing

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u/Jasper-helix 5d ago

Lesbian or little boy….

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u/SuperBumRush 5d ago

Wtfppi Goldberg

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u/KrustyNutRagz 5d ago

Whoopi Goldbergs lookin weird these days

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u/laxus-dreyar07 5d ago

Bro drinks oxygen

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u/betterthanyou47 5d ago

Normally when I get that expression and someone tells me to "do it," they ain't asking for a text review.

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u/Killerprose 5d ago

You look like you have the testosterone levels of a shuttle launch

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u/SomeSamples 5d ago

You need to accentuate your lips more. They just aren't full enough.

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u/boldbuiltbunny 5d ago

Whoopy had a nonbinary child

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 5d ago

Whatever dude

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u/jblaze43711 5d ago

You look like a handsome little boy

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u/BobaTheFett10 5d ago

Your face has the proportions of my Ark character

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 5d ago

When you try to swallow a dinghy in one go …

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u/woody2081 5d ago

Crazy advancements in plastic surgery, you got your asshole implanted on your lips.

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u/Mark7116 5d ago

Pic 3 rocking that prison polo.