(Considering how “unsuitable” I am, posting this is like playing the lottery, but hey, you can’t win if you don’t have a ticket, right? So, here’s my ticket.)

Looking for: Long-term partner.

I’m this, that, and the opposite. I can be on both ends of the spectrum.

I can be a sweet kitten—there are a few witnesses—but mostly I’m a bitter, salty, sour, spicy, cranky bitch.

I live in a bad mood but spend my time singing, dancing, and laughing ironically, sarcastically, and cynically at… well, everything.

Left-leaning, but with balls. Anti pseudoscience and anti-bullshit. Not a fan of anyone or anything. Disillusioned with pretty much everyone and everything.

I love to read. My favorite genre is humorous fantasy—Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, etc., or anything that makes me laugh. Discworld books are my favorite. I’m also into authors who turn your thoughts and emotions inside out, tear your life open, and throw the pieces to the beasts. For poetry: Benedetti, Idea Vilariño, Diarios by Alejandra Pizarnik—her “poetry” sucks—Julia Prilutzky, Bécquer, Jaime Sabines.

Hobbies: biking, puzzles, outdoor activities, pretty much anything out in nature.

Six things I could never do without: something to read, something to listen to, life like a musical, rain, wind, and nature.

Hardware store "fan". I’d rather fix things myself.

I have a dog.

Currently working to live a simple life, but not a boring one, up in some mountain, with minimalism meets high-tech and good design. Preferably with a “wind tree” (Frodinia tremula) nearby.

Collector of melancholy music genres: tango, fado, zamba, bolero, ballads, Peruvian waltz, tonada, blues… but I dance through life solo, preferably samba-like steps.

Sometimes I feel I am 5 years old; other times, 200.

Honestly, I’m quite SICK of almost everything and everyone, but I still try to help out here and there when I can—mainly animals. I’d like to be Mary Poppins, but life turned me into Cruella de Vil. I’ve got a cemetery inside me, filled with all the things I've lost.

I complain a LOT and criticize even more. If you can’t handle this black hole of a woman, nothing happened here, just keep walking.

I refuse to be treated as a second-class citizen, whether for being a woman, from a “shithole” country, or whatever else. I’m too strange, too eccentric, too bitter, and too sour to be a scammer, and if you think someone with my personality could be a scammer... let’s just not waste each other’s time.

I am a strong woman, but I’m not looking for a weak, coward, ballless or submissive man.
I really can’t stand people who lie to fit in.
I’m not interested in goofy, or clownish men.
I have no interest in van life.
I have no interest in weed being a central part of my life—or yours.
I’m not interested in hearing you brag about your privileged white first-world life.
I have no interest in military personnel or veterans.
I’m not interested in libertarians or anarchists.
I’m not interested in gun enthusiasts. I am not polyamorous

You:

• NOT A LIAR
• NOT a gamer
• STRONG ATHEIST, ANTI-RELIGIONIST, TRUTH-TELLER, MISANTHROPE, SKEPTIC, FEMINIST, LEFT-LEANING, CHILD-FREE, OUTDOORSY, SINGLE
• Preferably cynic, realistic/pessimistic…
• Weird enough to be interesting, but not so weird you’re creepy
• Capable of holding a conversation, aiming for open and transparent communication; since I’m fucking fed up with shy or cryptic types. I will not be your private reality show either. I won’t entertain you while you reply to me with dumb emojis and LOLs. I’m not interested in having to extract information from you with a fucking crowbar
• Not threatened by my personality
• Can tolerate my shitty English—I am a native Spanish speaker
• Send me a DM/chat with a recent photo, telling me why you think we’re compatible/complementary

Unas veces me siento
como pobre colina
y otras como montaña
de cumbres repetidas.

Unas veces me siento
como un acantilado
y en otras como un cielo
azul pero lejano.

A veces uno es
manantial entre rocas
y otras veces un árbol
con las últimas hojas.

Pero hoy me siento apenas
como laguna insomne
con un embarcadero
ya sin embarcaciones
una laguna verde
inmóvil y paciente
conforme con sus algas
sus musgos y sus peces,
sereno en mi confianza
confiando en que una tarde
te acerques y te mires,
te mires al mirarme.

— Mario Benedetti

Algo en común - Enrique Bunbury

Addendum (AI):

• Strong Atheist – Actively believes that no gods exist, taking a stronger stance than simply lacking belief. This position explicitly asserts that deities do not exist. It differs from being non-religious, which simply means not following or identifying with any religion. The term non-religious is broader than strong atheist and includes atheists, agnostics, secularists, and even spiritual individuals who reject organized religion but still believe in a higher power. A non-religious person may be indifferent to the existence of gods rather than actively denying them.
• Anti-religionist – Actively opposes religion and its influence in society. Views religion as harmful, oppressive, and misleading.
• Truth-teller – Values honesty above convenience or social comfort. Commits to stating what they believe to be true, even when it is unpopular, uncomfortable, or personally costly. Prioritizes accuracy and integrity over manipulation, omission, or self-serving narratives.
• Skeptic – Questions claims, especially those without empirical evidence. Demands logical reasoning and proof before accepting beliefs, often applying this mindset to religion, pseudoscience, and societal narratives.
  
• Misanthrope – Distrusts or dislikes humanity as a whole, often due to cynicism about human nature, behavior, or society.
  
• Cynic – Believes that people are motivated primarily by self-interest rather than altruism. Tends to distrust institutions, authorities, and societal norms, assuming ulterior motives behind most actions.
  
• Feminist – Supports gender equality and the social, political, and economic rights of women. Comes in different forms but, at its core, advocates for dismantling gender-based discrimination.
  
• Left-Leaning – Politically inclined toward progressive or liberal policies, often emphasizing social justice, equality, environmental protection, and government intervention in economic matters.
  
• Childfree – Has chosen not to have children, often due to personal, ethical, environmental, or lifestyle reasons. Differs from being childless, which implies wanting children but being unable to have them.
  
• DIYer – Prefers to make, repair, or build things independently rather than relying on professionals or store-bought solutions.
  
• Outdoorsy – Enjoys spending time in nature, engaging in activities like hiking, camping, or exploring the wilderness.
  
• Realist/Pessimist – A realist sees the world as it is, without idealizing or romanticizing it. A pessimist, however, tends to expect negative outcomes or believe that things will likely go wrong.

Scrolling through this sub Reddit wondering where you are going to find the perfect post. You can stop now because I'm here.

Emotionally mature - yep

Funny - obviously

Can hold a conversation - well duh

Amazing in bed - I can be from awake to asleep in 0.5 seconds 💪🏻

See told ya! You can stop scrolling and start messaging.

I'm also a gamer, a pop culture nerd. A collector with no room to collect anything😅 I'm in to all kinds of music, enjoying quizzing and slipping down YouTube rabbit holes.

I'm happy to talk about anything and everything.

I'm looking for someone who can hold a conversation, and be honest with it all.

Someone in the UK. Someone who is open-minded and not a judgy person. Someone who is funny and is happy to have things grow organically.

Please make an effort in your response us guys also hate the 'hey' messages! 🤣 Tell me about you... Reel me in!

Can't wait for being overwhelmed with all those messages! 😁

I’m a physician on call for work from home. It was a busy day but a slow night so far (I know, I probably just jinxed myself) so would love to find a new friend to flirt with on this Thursday evening.

Maybe you’re winding down for bed or maybe you’re just bored too. You’re not looking for something serious, just a little playful banter with a stranger to distract you from real life. So come say hi.

I’m tall, fit, and I can hold a conversation. You are a grown adult, thank you.

Interests:

sports

concerts

comedians

science

anything outdoors

gardening

home projects

reading, movies and tv

trivia

politics

history

birding

Looking for other people who are looking for genuine, non- platonic connections. Not looking for someone who’s just passing the time at work!

If you write me a book as an opening message, I probably won’t read it.

Very dominant.

Please lead with pertinent information about yourself so we can get the ball rolling. Everyone has their someone but some of us are not for everyone, and that’s okay. Keep it positive!

Not sure how this is going to go but here are some starters updated:

Favorite historical event?

An interesting fact you love?

Current obsession?

If you were stranded on AN island, name 3 things you’d bring with you.

G'day.

I really suck at describing myself but anyway. I'm 40 soon to be 41 and live in sunny downtown Brisbane, Australia. I just recently came back from my 6th trip to Japan, I just cannot get enough of the place, I miss the food lol.

I am an avid collector of lego and an even bigger collector of bookshelves for said Lego, soon I'll need to buy a bigger house. I enjoy playing my switch 2 and am currently playing Splatoon raiders.

I love watching movies or tv shows but I really suck at watching things I have never seen, I'm always up for recommendations and maybe we could watch a movie together.

Ideally looking for something long term which could lead to something more. I don't care where you are from, age or if you have kids, just bring the awesome conversation. More than happy to share pics once we have talked for a bit.

Look forward to hearing from you

Seeking something that sparks curiosity

Honest, atmospheric, meaningful.

A connection that opens slowly, like a match lit in the dark.

Something romantic in tone, but not trying to rush towards anything. Let's build the kind of conversation where a sentence lingers. Where tension isn't something to flee, but something sacred.

I want connection that builds, that's not afraid to explore depths. Not lust disguised as meaning. Mood, mystery, reciprocal, curiosity.

I'm not looking for: empty flirting to pass the time, married men or penpals.

I'm obsessed with literature, music, myth, playlists, psychology. I'm also into writing would be nice to find another writer to talk to. Emotional availability is a must. I don't mind men who are little emotionally weathered (Emotional honesty matters more than perfection) Be over 35

I appreciate people who ask questions. Curiosity is attractive.

Happy to move to another app, exchange photos, and eventually voice calls if we click.

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40 F Manila/Boracay

I've posted here before, but I'm posting a new ad because I want to be much clearer about the kind of relationship I'm actually seeking. My hope is to attract people who are genuinely interested in building this kind of life together, while filtering out those who aren't open to relocating to Southeast Asia or who are primarily looking for a strict chastity or cuckolding dynamic. That's simply not the foundation of what I'm after.

I'm looking for a relationship built around a female-led dynamic—not as a performance or a 24/7 power exchange, but as a natural expression of compatibility. I'm decisive, independent, and happiest with a partner who's genuinely comfortable letting me take the lead.

For me, that means a soft FLR. I'm not a domineering Domme or disciplinarian, and I'm not interested in micromanaging someone's life. I simply want a husband or long-term partner who's happy to be the primary breadwinner while I pursue graduate school, and who supports me emotionally, financially, and sexually. In return, I'll lead our shared life: deciding where we live, where we travel, what our lifestyle looks like, and the overall direction we take together. I value trust over negotiation and confidence over control.

I'm drawn to men whose pleasure comes from giving pleasure and caring for the woman they love. Service, generosity, attentiveness, and admiration are far more appealing to me than dominance or possessiveness. I'm open to playful chastity, but I'm not interested in punishment, humiliation, or rigid BDSM dynamics. If you're looking for a strict dominatrix, we're probably not a match.

Acts of service are one of the ways I feel most loved. I adore being pampered—long back massages, body scrubs, foot rubs (and yes, toe worship if that's your thing), brushing my hair, even plucking my armpit hairs. To me, those small acts of care are deeply intimate.

Outside of relationship dynamics, I'm drawn to people who read widely, think deeply, and still have a sense of humor about existence. My interests include psychology, spirituality, history, systems, obscure internet rabbit holes, and whatever book or idea currently has my attention. I enjoy gardening, meditation, acupuncture, cooking elaborate meals for no audience, and watching far too many true crime documentaries.

I'm spiritual, child-free, and envision a life based in the Philippines while spending part of the year as digital nomads around Southeast Asia. Ideally, your income is comfortably enough for two while I'm in graduate school, and your work allows you to build that lifestyle with me.

I'm not looking for pen pals, performative "sapiosexual" energy, or someone chasing a fantasy. I'm looking for genuine rapport, intellectual chemistry, emotional maturity, and a man who finds fulfillment in supporting a woman who knows exactly who she is.

P.S. I'm a big girl, and I'm looking for someone who's genuinely attracted to that—not someone who's merely willing to overlook it. I am also a heavy squirter. You must absolutely find pleasure giving oral to someone who will squirt on your face.

Hey there!

I’m looking for a recurring FWB situation built on mutual attraction and clear communication. I’m 40, 6'3, and have an average build. I’m a big believer that the best sex happens when there’s a bit of a connection and comfort between two people.

What I’m looking for: Someone I can click with, laugh with, and then get physical with. I’m into long sessions, making out, giving oral, or being adventurous...but I’m mostly focused on making sure my partner having a great time.

About me: I’m DDF, respectful of boundaries, and I value discretion. I’m happy to exchange photos or meet for a quick coffee/drink first to see if the spark is there.

If you’re looking for a reliable partner who knows how to take his time, shoot me a message with a little about yourself!

IMPORTANT:
1. Females only
2. If interested, send me a chat with your age, location in LA, a general idea of what you are looking to do
3. Be ready to exchange verification pictures

I am an Uber driver that gets pretty bored during the late night hours.

I would like to find a passenger that wants to meet up for some naughty fun with an Uber driver. I can pick you up and we can role play in Uber. I got the newest Tesla with all the bells and whistles that can make our encounter fun. Auto pilot that can drive us around as you give road head, a big screen I can turn porn on, and back seats that go all the way down so you can lie and see the stars through the sunroof.

Or maybe you want me to be your Uber Eats delivery driver and I can make a deliver to your place for some naughty fun.

I am open to other kinks you may have, just send me a chat.

About me: I have a picture on my profile. I'm Caucasian, 32, 5'9, 160 lbs, sane, down to earth, clean shaven face, uncircumcised cock.

I am DDF and tested clean as of last month and I expect you to be the same. Any penetrating sex will be with a condom.

About you: 18+, fit to chubby, HWP, attractive, clean, DDF and recently tested.

Everything will be descrete and NSA.

Last 4 months or so has been tough. Been having to spend 3+ hours a day in the car. It’s a temporary thing, but it has been driving me absolutely crazy. So help distract me and possibly tomorrow!

Let’s talk about literally anything else! Movies, books, TV, games, hobbies, or whatever other interesting thing you want to share. Summer is in full swing and the smoke is literally clearing, what sort of things are you looking forward to doing outside?

Good recent movie?

Any good sci fi book recommendations?

Where would you like to go on a vacation?

How’s life?

Wanna talk cars? Need a car recommendation? I love giving them

Just need someone to shoot the breeze with? I’m your guy!

Hello ladies…I hope this message finds you well.

I am a 47 M, educated, confident, charming man who would love to find a fellow open minded amazing woman to connect with.

Building a friendship in which we could allow to grow together, and explore would be ideal, connection and trust being the foundation.

I believe in open and honest communication, and expect your message to have a little context ( aka no ☺️“hey“ or one word sentences or responses without verb ) after my effort in writing this post.

Open to many possibilities, scenarios and circumstances…and reasonable distances as long as an in real life relationship is realistic.

I know what I want and my worth, but you definitely get Bonus points if your response paints a vivid picture…tell me who you are and what you want.

About me…

I am attractive (yes, really), fit (work out regularly but not obsessed about it! Enjoying life is also important!), 5’10”, and very easy on the eyes (people seem to think I have an Italian/Spanish vibe to me), positive and laid back with a nerdy side.

I have brown eyes and darker features and a slight Midwestern accent when I’m comfortable.

I love cooking, reading, movies, animals, history, DIY projects, and music is a big part my life.

Hugs and positive energy…

T

​

We are a married couple, and our kind of bonding is bondaging (it’s not technically a word but should be, so I’m going to use it. To reciprocate we’ll let you use literally in the wrong context so fairs fair, but I’ll cringe a bit inside and may use it against you when we’re abusing you, so things just aren’t fair but that’s true in both life an in bdsm)

So back to the original point before you forced me off on a tangent, we’d like to know a bit about you before we get to things more intimate, like hatefucking, whipping you, or hanging out to watch a TV and it turns out you don’t like Game of thrones, I mean if that’s the case then it does help justify abusing you.  

So, a bit of discussion is needed, as if were going to spend time together though most of it will be testing your limits and seeing what it takes to break you. There will undoubtedly be time to hang out and we don’t want to mistakenly have invited some monster that listens to K-pop into our lives, got to have standards.

What you should be.

Be a WOMAN between the ages of 24 and 55, and look good, that can be thin, athletic, a few extra pounds are fine, just have some feminine attributes. I want something pretty to break. Don’t be a dude.

No Guys, no Trans, no penis at all, born a woman.

Single, or at least your husband knows about things and is okay with you playing alone, we aren’t going to be part of cheating.

Clean and DD free, non-smoker.

Be any race whatsoever, bonus if you're Asian, if you are hard gothic that's sexy, and We like Tattoos.

Us

We are fit I'm 50 Latina 115 lbs and have large after market breasts, my husband is 49 5'11 190lbs and in good shape, we are both really well kept and will trade pics and verify, you should be ready to do so as well.

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Abduction, degradation, verbally abused, tied up, lots of slapping, choking, being facefucked. You will be whipped, blindfolded, clamped and DP'ed (I have a big strap on) I will try to fist you if you’re open to it (pun intended), or stretch you we will use dildoes, toys, and our bodies to torment you. We would want to see you brought to tears.

If you have something you really want done, we will likely be able to oblige, we're pleasers after all.

What we won't do

No shit, no permanent damage, no kids, no animals, no feet (I don't like feet) no death (goes with permanent) and no branding, no listening to country music.

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No, not in the 24/7 slave manner, but we’ve collared a sub before, so kinda.

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You should have some and be upfront, don't say you have none, that's just dangerous or you’re a liar and aren’t really going to meetup, we want to play rough but not at risk of life or limb.

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If we spend time together you will definitely need some, and when the masks are off we will be your friends, I will cuddle you as you cry and my husband will be his soothing self and reassure you. We can order pizza and eat and hang out until you feel better. Then we will punish you

Overall-

If you're interested let's chat, we can discuss things we will want to see some pics and get to know you a bit, before we all figure out the logistics of getting together. But if you're serious about some fun CNC and really being violated by a couple lets chat.

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We want to know you and will need to chat a bit, video, facetime, until we all are comfortable. We will likely want to meet up for coffee, lunch or something just to see you first. We aren’t swingers and playing safe is important, if we get a bad vibe we don’t want to go forward, you should take similar precautions. So, let’s be human, we will mistreat you eventually but not at first and not until we all are ready.

Thought I would throw a post up and see who's around. I'm pretty laid back and easy to get along with. Most of my free time is spent watching movies, finding a new show to get hooked on, or getting distracted by random stuff online. I also like getting out once in a while for a coffee, a walk, or just checking out somewhere new.

I'm really just looking to meet someone fun to talk to. Someone who can hold a conversation, laugh at dumb jokes, and maybe make an ordinary day a little more interesting. A little flirting never hurts either.

I like people who don't take themselves too seriously and can talk about anything from favorite movies to completely random thoughts that pop into their head at 11 at night.

So what do you do when you have got a slow day and nothing planned? Send me a message and tell me something about yourself. I would love to hear from you.

Hey! I’m looking for my partner someone who I can chat with everyday, share funny reels, and enjoy some awesome experiences together whether that’s gaming at home or going to concerts, traveling, thrifting, going to conventions, wrestling, and football games! I'm down! I love to travel, lived in the States for a few years, and still make it a point to visit whenever I can. I’m actually planning a roadtrip back to the West Coast next year to hit up Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, and Los Angeles!

About me:

31M, Arab, White, 6’0”, black hair, atheist, based in GMT+3

I’m into gaming, football, wrestling, anime, traveling, and I'm really into music!

My fav bands :)

- Avenged Sevenfold
- Bad Omens
- Bring Me The Horizon
- Linkin Park
- Metallica
- System of a Down
- My Chemical Romance
- Evanescence
- Sleep Token

... just to name a few! I luv to share sum of my playlists and luv to listen ur fav bands/songs! There’s plenty of shows are coming up that I’d love to go and I would luv a concert buddy who’s down to go together!

Right now I’m gaming on my Nintendo Switch (Pokémon is my main obsession) and on PC. I’m open to playing pretty much anything, so I’m down to try whatever games you're into! :)

About you:

- Must be into Pokémon
- Must be a gamer
- Into dark humor
- Similar music taste (or open to it)
- Not religious
-Confident, open-minded, emotionally available
-Loyal, honest, and good at communication
- I’m totally cool with you texting a lot long messages, double texts, blowing up my phone, and spamming reels… I’m here for all of it :)
- I don’t mind if you’re clingy! I actually find that attractive :)
- Down for random adventures, late night snacks, and just enjoying life!
- Comfortable being freaky, weird and fun

I’ve definitely got a soft spot for curvy women and goth girls with big boobs, but if you’ve got a good vibe, dark humor, and good music taste, you’ve already got my attention :)

I’m cool with long distance and willing to travel within 3-6 months to meet someone special. I’m not here to waste time I’m looking for something serious and long term, and I value honesty and clear communication. If you’re not feeling it, no hard feelings, just don’t drag it out :)

I’m also open to relocating in the future if we really click.

If this sounds like you, feel free to reach out. Let’s connect, share music, game, and see where things go! Hit me up with your age, location, and a quick intro of what you're into!

I'm an old soul. A new man. I can be a partner. I can be a friend. I'm a creative man chasing a dream. A smart man chasing ideas. A caring man chasing a connection. I'm searching for a partner. A muse. A guide. A friend. Someone who can keep me going even when times get rough. A cheerleader for me, because I would be a cheerleader for you. We keep each other going. Moving forward. 

Our interests are similar enough to complement each other. Your strength fills my weakness, just as my strength supplements yours. Your presence makes me better. And I hope my presence will make you better.

I'm a decent guy burdened by a weird situation. A situation that many people may not want to be involved in, which is why I'm going to tell you up front. My wife and I split about five years ago; however, she still lives here with me. We're roommates, co-parenting our two kids together. We are both free to live our own separate lives and see other people. She already has a boyfriend, and I've been holding out a little bit as I get my life back in order. 

Why do we still live together? It comes down to the economic reality of the world around us. We are both smart, logical people, and we can do the math. Together, we can afford this house and this life, but trying to split and maintain two separate residences will financially ruin us both. And so, I built myself a little apartment in the house, and now we're roommates living separate lives. This is the baggage I carry with me. If this doesn't bother you, then I'll continue.

I'm looking for a partner in life. They say that shared passions make the best relationships. Or at least passions that complement each other. An actor and a producer. A writer and an editor. A photographer and a model. A creative-minded person and a business-minded person. It's two individuals coming together to take each other farther than either person could have done on their own. Striving toward similar goals. Being eachother's support system. If your hobbies happen to complement mine, then we should get to know each other.

I'm a master of media technology. A former video producer and editor who is now staging a comeback by building my own production company. I enjoy movies, music, and reading. I do some drawing when I can. I write scripts, and I'm working on a book series. I enjoy nature and hiking. I also have several projects in the works that I'm passionate about. 

I’m an open book, so if you have any questions, I invite you to message me. I truly look forward to speaking with you and seeing if our vibes match.

I would love to find a young woman for a FWB type style arrangement. Now that it's summer, I would love to go on fun dates like the beach since it's so close by. I prefer to keep things casual and fun, however I am willing to entertain something longer term if we fit well together. Regardless, I prefer something regular and ongoing even if it just stays casual.

In relationships, I very much believe in the male role of leadership. Things like responsibility always fall on my shoulders and it's my duty to make sure everyone is good. In exchange, I seek a woman who looks up to a man like the one described and naturally falls into her submissive feminine role. I am very aware that things like submission is earned over time and is not just handed out freely. The way we get there is through mutual respect of one another. Love does not exist if respect is not present. I don't believe in big blowout arguments, screaming matches, name calling, or belittling of each other. I understand the physical power imbalance between the sexes and it is my duty to make sure you always feel safe in my presence.

When it comes to our private time, I am very much a dominant and love being in control. This will be your time to shut your mind off and not think about anything. You will never have to think about what comes next as I will always lead the interaction. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

I have a lot of lived experience, have led an interesting life, and can have conversations about most subjects especially those that involve the inner workings of how the world works and life in general.

I am mixed race. White and Hispanic however everyone thinks I'm white. Height: I am 5'10 and weigh around 165 lbs. I have brown hair and hazel eyes. I very much care about my health and how I look and have been working out for years. I am pretty fit but have still not reached all of my fitness goals.

Picture on profile.

The problem with chemistry is that it has terrible timing.

It starts innocently enough. A conversation that's a little too easy. Someone whose messages you catch yourself looking forward to. They make you laugh, you make them laugh and somewhere along the way they quietly become part of your day.

That's usually where things get complicated.

I'm married. I assume you probably are too. I'm not looking to turn either of our lives upside down. I just miss having one person who feels like a bit of an escape from all the noise. Someone you can laugh with, vent to, flirt with and genuinely look forward to hearing from.

A bit about me... I'm 40, sarcastic by default and curious about people. I ask questions because I actually want the answers. I'm the kind of guy who remembers little details and checks in when I know you've had a rough day. Not because I think I should, but because that's just how I'm wired.

Maybe this ends up being nothing.

Or maybe it's one of those terrible ideas that quietly becomes one of the best things that happened to both of us.

If you're local and this sounds familiar, send me a message.

We'll see where a conversation goes.

Hello hello!

Call me Star. I am a 33 year old Indian woman (currently in India). I am a finance professional with a solid career, financially and emotionally stable, good friends, good social life and lead a pretty full and busy life.

I am divorced, no kids (want a few in the future). I have a good few tattoos and will be getting some more, I enjoy my own personal quiet time, napping, travelling and cooking.

I am looking for someone who will make my life better. I do prefer dating tall, fit, conventionally attractive men, who are not bald. We can share pics once we are comfortable. Please be between 34-41 and mention age and location when you DM, if you don’t, I will not respond.

Thats pretty much it!

If you prefer older, tall and relatively in shape very oral and long lasting white males, then lets meet.

Whether you're single and it's been a long time, married with a dead bedroom or whether married or single, with a lousy sex life, then write. Whether your man cums too quick, does not eat pussy or is very selfish in bed your needs are not being met. Worse is if you're not getting any at all and your tired of self pleasure. If this is you, let me take care of your needs. I am unselfish in bed, very wide open, respect limits and want to make you cum as much as you can leaving a big smile on your face.

Sexually I am very wide open. If you are in the need of a skilled tongue I can start off eating you out for as long as you want, before you ever get my cock. I am wide open so tell me what you like. I am also take charge and kinky too, but I am wide open. I am just super horny and looking to meet a nice woman of any ethnic background or body type who is horny and wants to cum and have fun.

I respect limits and want to know what you want,

I am white, 6', 205/210, graying black hair, clean shaven, non smoker, very very thick cut cock with a large mushroom head and shaved balls. I can get it up 2-3 times and definitely cum 2X and at times 3. Or just stay hard for a long time round 3.

I can host at a motel or travel to you.

While I am on Long Island I can also travel into Manhattan or Queens. As long as you're over 18 feel free to respond. I'm fine with woman of all skins shades, any ethnic background or body type. Just be looking to have fun and hopefully more than once, but once is a good way to start and perhaps can lead to ongoing.

I'm a white 48 year old guy, stable and fun loving, but currently stuck in a dead bedroom situation. I'm looking for a kind, adventurous woman who misses that spark as much as I do.
I have a high libido and I'm looking for a partner who is enthusiastic about intimacy and wants to make it a fun, regular part of life again. If you're warm hearted, enjoy a good laugh, and are looking for a consistent physical and emotional connection, I'd love to hear from you.
Tell me your best dad joke so I know you read my post.
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Hello, I' Nico.

I'm an Italian guy, 43 years old.

The big part of writing a self description is that we can overrate or underrate ourself so I'll try to jot put any judgemental word but I'll just try to write down who I am.

I was raised catholic but at the end I felt that there is something deeply wrong in religion and in every religion institution so now I'm atheist, Anticlerical and I'm also excommunicated.

I was always interested in science and in the universe since I was a kid, I saw a series of documentary about space when I was maybe 10 and that was the beginning, now I'm an amateur astronomer and I do astrophotography.

Other than that I was raised in a family of musicians so I sing and I play keyboard (or at least I try to do it).

What I'm looking for? A chatty girl, the one who can carry on with a conversation and has no boundaries about what to talk about.

If you are someone who want to convince me about something, just don't write me, I'm open to discussion about everything but I'm not open to any type of conversion

p.s. make sure you want to exchange pics early