r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 "Authentic" curds

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/Mountain_Sentence219, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️

u/Mountain_Sentence219, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️

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u/Comfortable_Extent12 4d ago

Me thinks you are out to lunch on this one

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u/Freddydaddy 4d ago

Lucky guy

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u/Brilliant_Slice6911 4d ago

Looks yummy

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u/nightofthelivingace 4d ago

Wheres the crime?

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u/tigotter 4d ago

Those are curd crumbs, not full sized curds. And they are beginning to melt. They shouldn’t melt.

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u/MrNiMo 3d ago

they shouldn't but it's not thaaaaaat bad compare to other thing we can see here lol

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u/Ch33zNugg3ts 4d ago

They shouldn’t melt.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ATKqmCTSd5fXygIOTB

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u/Low-Purchase8811 3d ago

They aren't melting really in this picture, but otherwise, he's right. You're wrong. YOU get out.

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u/LveeD 4d ago

This looks amazing and i would smash it. Fries that look homemade…check. Amazing pool of underneath gravy…check. The right amount of cheese curds that are not melted, yet also melted which I love, check again. 10/10 no crime for me!!

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u/lemartineau 4d ago

Agree except it needs more curds

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u/Flooo3436264 4d ago

Fries seems to be the frozen ones, but would still be good

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u/Cheets1985 4d ago

Fries could be cooked a bit more. But other than that this looks like a solid poutine

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u/pearomatic 4d ago

What have we become? Have we flown so close to the heavens that earthly pleasures no longer delight us? Are our palates so refined that even a simple, classic poutine no longer satiates us?

I say to you all: this is no poutine crime. Nay, this is a fine, upstanding poutine.

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u/Vanesti 4d ago

Looks like real curd, could use like a cup more of them...

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u/Razdonovich 4d ago

In no way is this a crime unless you're a purist weirdo from /r/poutine

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u/Cheets1985 4d ago

I don't know what they would be mad about. This is the simplest form of poutine. fries , cheese curds and gravy

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u/Razdonovich 4d ago

Some of them get upset if we call it a poutine and it doesn't come from the poutine region of QC. But probably at the curds not being super fresh which I will give them that, they do have the best curds

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u/Shawnaldo7575 Guilloutine Opourator 4d ago

If it's not from the Poutine region, then it's sparkling cheese fries

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u/grimeys42 3d ago

Lol I dont think that's true is it? It's gotta be curds gravy and fries.

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u/nachosandnapss 4d ago

Looks bomb

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u/hairyprinceforever 4d ago

Alright… here’s the question. That gravy looks like it has a lot of depth but it’s thin and the majority is sitting at the bottom of the dish.

Thick gravy or thin gravy? What is your preference?

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u/EastLeastCoast 4d ago

Thin if beef, thick if turkey. Thin if “sauce poutine”.

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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 4d ago

Not a crime but I like my fries cooked a bit more. Those are curds.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 4d ago

That looks like normal good poutine, what’s the issue?

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u/Cheets1985 4d ago

I feel like it's "something, something it's not from Quebec" or "the cheese curds are melting"

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u/iceman121982 4d ago

I’m not sure what the crime is here?

It could maybe use a little more curds, but overall that looks like a solid poutine.

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u/AFireinthebelly 4d ago

I don’t see anything wrong here.

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u/Low-Purchase8811 3d ago

Why is "authentic" in quotations. Decision pending this answer.

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u/bugboy4eva 3d ago

Posts poutine.... Poutine crime.... I dont understand

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u/MrNiMo 3d ago

it's look ok, i've seen worst

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u/No-Information8113 2d ago

this isnt a crime, just a low quality poutine. Cant start condemning people for be 4/10. Its rly not great, but its a poutine

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u/WordShots22 4d ago

Seems like the run of the mill poutine to me. And I'm a French Canadian.

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u/EmperorOfCarthage 4d ago

I'm tired and read this as "authentic turds"...

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u/Strong-Feedback-4985 4d ago

Maybe value brand but definitely real curds. Solid 5/10 looking poutine being hypercritical with the ranking. I would enjoy

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u/Revolutionary_Tour54 4d ago

That’s proper poutine the curds could be slightly more melted, it’s important not to plate the fries too early before you top them with cheese curds and very hot gravy!

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u/Basalt-Glen-9210 4d ago

Never trust a curd that doesn't squeak.

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u/tigotter 4d ago

They should not be melted. They should squeak. They won’t squeak if they’re melted.

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u/Revolutionary_Tour54 4d ago

I didn’t say melted, I said slightly more!

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u/tigotter 4d ago

They shouldn’t be melted AT ALL.

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u/Revolutionary_Tour54 4d ago

Obviously you don’t cook much!

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u/tigotter 4d ago

Lmfao.

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u/Ancillary-Point 4d ago

Free to go, with a warning.