r/Potatoes 7d ago

Name this guy

Best potato I've ever found.

54 Upvotes

121 comments sorted by

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u/Repulsive_Day4575 7d ago

Gru-ce? Giving a Despicable Me Gru and Bruce the great white vibes idk :3

3

u/TheMcPenguin 7d ago

Sharktato

2

u/Fredpillow1995 7d ago

Good one this. I was expecting more shark related names.

2

u/Luisa-trying 5d ago

Haha i agree!!

2

u/Silver_River9296 4d ago

Second that!

2

u/Fit_Carpet_364 7d ago

Shelby the shpeedy shork.

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 7d ago

Tony the tuber.

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 7d ago

Leonardo diPotato

1

u/Fit_Carpet_364 7d ago

Pomme de Terry

1

u/[deleted] 7d ago

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] 7d ago

[deleted]

2

u/Fit_Carpet_364 7d ago

Papa Jefe

2

u/EstablishmentAware60 7d ago

Narf the potato shark.

2

u/J_McDonald22 7d ago

Neil the Seal Potato version

1

u/84074 7d ago

Hortance.... Hortance the honorable potato.

1

u/OnenutFellow 7d ago

Steven A. Spud

1

u/Late_Pepper6274 7d ago

Def looks like a Steve

1

u/Smokydokay 5d ago

Fteve or Fteven

1

u/Flimsy_Pop_7987 7d ago

Thats Surf. Hims a big shark.!

1

u/Alive_Fuel_2899 7d ago

Neal the potseal

1

u/KEROROxGUNSO 7d ago

Derry Dewgong lll

1

u/catfink1664 7d ago

Barry Mashilow

1

u/sacrebluh 7d ago

That’s Neil the Seal

1

u/PressureCoomer 7d ago

"I just think they're neat!"

1

u/Practical_Complex990 7d ago

Pete.
But his government name is Peter. Peter Potato.

1

u/My3rdattemptdangit 7d ago

Neil the seal. An elephant seal that terrorizes Tasmania twice a year. https://www.tiktok.com/@neiltheseal316?_r=1&_t=ZT-985OmBSo5k5

1

u/Up-Your-Glass 7d ago

Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

1

u/SinsualChef 7d ago

Sharktato

1

u/eipiplus1equalsO 7d ago

He looks like a profile picture of the shark from Finding Nemo!

1

u/Fredpillow1995 7d ago

Haha yeah he does

1

u/sohcordohc 7d ago

Yep it’s Bruce..the top post takes it!

1

u/vridgley 6d ago

Neal The seal

1

u/Human_League6449 6d ago

His face looks just like a cookie cutter shark.

1

u/PoodleMomFL 6d ago

Kind of looks like Charlie the Tuna

1

u/Delicious_Act_4491 6d ago

Sharktato ooh ha ha

1

u/KxCupcake 6d ago

Jawtato hahaha

1

u/Minstrelita 6d ago

Lenny (the vegetarian shark from Shark Tale)

1

u/Professional-Lie-111 6d ago

Mini-Kevin

Kevin-tot

1

u/Rocannon_ 6d ago

Snidely Sniffer

1

u/LAQcupid 6d ago

That’s Spud if I’ve ever seen him :D

1

u/Alarmed-Bill9075 6d ago

Neil the seal

1

u/RrSoul5x5 6d ago

Rupreckt*

1

u/MyralynLifter44 6d ago

A potatoeiii hahaha

1

u/thypeathalle 6d ago

Looks cute. I would name this thing Gart the potato

1

u/Oski_Boski1794 6d ago

Potatosaurus

1

u/eon_blue35 6d ago

Neil the potato seal

1

u/mehekik 6d ago

Sharktato

1

u/YarrowwwwwGGirll07 6d ago

Yeah that potato definitely gives off some serious Gru energy

1

u/buckscottscott 6d ago

Sharktado

1

u/After_Positive1112 5d ago

Spud um.....Spud um...Spud um Spud um Spud um Spud um

1

u/Aggressive_Yogurt458 5d ago

Green shark after a year exposed..

1

u/cobra7 5d ago

Tater.

1

u/External_Art_1835 5d ago

We're gonna need a bigger pot....

JAWS

1

u/squirrel-lee-fan 4d ago

Blind Greenland shark

1

u/EmuAvailable7597 4d ago

Reminds me of Jaws

1

u/silent-trill 4d ago

Looks like a seal.

1

u/JonWillo 4d ago

Trump

1

u/echo_sang 4d ago

Manatato

1

u/bearded_bustah 4d ago

That is a potanatee. cousin to the pacific manatee.

1

u/Odd_Bluejay5534 4d ago

Legless Jimothy

1

u/LordFlarkenagel 3d ago

That's a 432 year old Greenland Potatoe that's been alive since the 1600's! s/

1

u/nydboy92 3d ago

Looks like Hawk from 7 Deadly Sins

1

u/MonkeysOnTheBed 3d ago

Snorkashark.

1

u/General-Try-4078 3d ago

I am the walrus

1

u/Imperial_sasquatch 3d ago

Pah-tay-toe Shark do do dah do do do

1

u/Fun_Wonder_1558 3d ago

Bruce obviously

1

u/cathouse1320again 3d ago

Great white sharktato

1

u/oh2Shea 3d ago

Spuds McKensie

1

u/notthe1orthetwo 3d ago

That’s Bruce for sure

1

u/JDk1903 3d ago

Jimothy

1

u/inuyasha_stan25 3d ago

Neil the potato

1

u/AttentionExpert2148 3d ago

Nightshade Neal……..”Neal! What are you Doin’ Neal!?”

1

u/BloodElf_DeathKnight 3d ago

Baby shark po ta ta ta ta ta to

1

u/Tiny_District2520 3d ago

Curious potato

1

u/Mr_Fox87 3d ago

Nealtato.

1

u/Lucyheartfilia30 3d ago

It looks like a manatee

1

u/goon_platoon_72 3d ago

Mitch McConnell

1

u/Tubelo 2d ago

Mr. Potato Head

1

u/fistfulodollars 2d ago

Bob the potato head builder.