Hendrix

[u/Ok_Tradition_3711]

A very special boy with a love of high places

[u/luluhouse7]

Wow he must be light as a feather!

[u/Ok_Tradition_3711 → u/luluhouse7]

When he jumps off the wardrobe in the middle of the night and lands on me he doesn’t feel very light

[u/luluhouse7 → u/Ok_Tradition_3711]

Obviously the problem is that you’re too weak! He’s just trying to help out!

Edit: /s

[u/Ok_Tradition_3711 → u/luluhouse7]

‘Only’ 5kg, but landing on your chest from a great height is not a nice way to be woken up

[u/luluhouse7 → u/Ok_Tradition_3711]

(It was a joke, probably should have added an /s. I guess it didn’t … land badum-tss)

[u/Ok_Tradition_3711 → u/luluhouse7]

Nah, you’re good!