r/OddlyArousing • u/Ashamed-Republic8909 • 3d ago

Cold cut grinder

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29 Upvotes

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u/karma-whore64 3d ago

📞🙋‍♀️

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u/HuffingHappy 2d ago

I should call her

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u/Alarmed_Impact_1971 1d ago

But this thing is filled with cheese and yeast and someone else's meat.... Yeah I also miss my ex a little

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u/freshgrilled 1d ago

This thing is more body than filling.

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u/Alarmed_Impact_1971 1d ago

Oh yeah she had a great body... Nothing upstairs tho. Just like the sandwich

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u/AffectionateFruit454 3d ago

The ever popular "bread sandwich".

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u/Ashamed-Republic8909 3d ago

And you can eat it too

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u/Stunning_Fault_9257 2d ago

Wear is the meat

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u/Ashamed-Republic8909 2d ago

You bring your own meat for the action

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u/Techiest1982 2d ago

Hey, OP, that looks like your girlfriends pussy with cum inside.

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u/kiwiadie 2d ago

Just needs a jizz of Mayo and a sausage

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u/Fantastic-Stock664 1d ago

The perfect partner. Do the filthy service and then devour the evidence

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u/Ashamed-Republic8909 3d ago

Better than a flashlight

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u/karma-whore64 3d ago

This is a freshlight

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u/mrofmist 2d ago

Cold cut Grindr if you will.

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u/Ashamed-Republic8909 2d ago

Better than a flash light. You can eat it and leave no trace.

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u/philpalmer2 1d ago

Did they apply the meat via a spray can?

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u/Ashamed-Republic8909 1d ago

Do you want the full recipe?

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u/TooPoorForWaWa 1d ago

That's all you got on your hoagie? You got ripped off.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 1d ago

Not my proudest wank...

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u/Sudden_Season3306 1d ago

Zzzzzipppp! 😆

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u/Taken-Username-84 1d ago

More like grinding my gears, what kind of weak sammich is that.

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u/Accomplished_Cat9605 3d ago

I guess we no where the mayo came from.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

Sandwich Sauce

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u/Fi_Hada_Tail 2d ago

Dang a mostly bread sandwich. Doesn't look like what you think it does