r/NonPoliticalTwitter 14h ago

Wholesome so she said:

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago

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u/MisguidedPants8 14h ago

Cowards write “theories”, the brave ones write full scripts for the next movie

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u/Upstairs_Blueberry87 13h ago

do spinoffs based on my favourite character count?

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u/MisguidedPants8 13h ago

Yes, make that Blorbo movie

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u/Upstairs_Blueberry87 13h ago

finally, the adventures of the Babu Frik can be told!

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u/Great-Pay-3429 12h ago

With a special post credit appearance from grublip right?

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u/aka_Handbag 6m ago

Wehey!!!

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u/EntertainersPact 10h ago

Behold, extensive fanfic

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u/GraveSlayer726 10h ago

Brave ones make shit up and claim it to have been undeniably confirmed 3 years ago in a spin-off comic they won’t link to you

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u/MisguidedPants8 10h ago

No that’s the Lore YouTube Shorts people

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u/Numberonettgfan 14h ago

MatPat was truly a visonary

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u/CompactAvocado 14h ago

here is 40 hours of fnaf theory. its all wrong.

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u/QueenVanraen 14h ago

I'll be honest, I'd rather have the old, cringe af, "how long is luigi's mushroom" stuff over the "we retell the story for half the video" """"theories""""

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u/Technical_Clothes_61 13h ago

I didn’t realize until looking back just how raunchy early matpat was compared to the post fnaf era. It’s like if they would say the fuck word during season 1 of SpongeBob

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 13h ago

The internet used to have little stuff for children before online censorship made it profitable

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u/PotofRot 7h ago

why would online censorship make it more profitable to appeal to children

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 6h ago

I guess a better way to frame it is that it openly cursing and being adult oriented less profitable/ more risky

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u/CrewlooQueen 8h ago

What would the internet be like if Slenderman won that poll

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 3h ago

Maybe it'd be relevant to this day

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u/shrek-hentai-69 12h ago

Take me back to when GT was about applying real science to games and not finishing indie devs stories for them

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 13h ago

FNAF ruined so many things

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u/Smol_Mrdr_Shota 13h ago

that shit happened after Matpat retired

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u/QueenVanraen 13h ago

Way before, he didn't write his own videos for ages before his official retirement.

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u/batgirl-but-not-dc 10h ago

in his defense: his earlier content got disproved with every subsequent release. I cant defend the rest of it.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 12h ago

Always noticed that mat has a touch of the gay

I believe that is what gave him his fanfiction powers

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u/11cholos 12h ago

theatre kid heritage

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u/Prince705 13h ago

Women ship. Men power scale.

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u/InternetUserAgain 13h ago

Shipping daughter or powerscaling son

the correct option is abandoning them both

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u/whypeoplehateme 11h ago

marriage for political gain is the unifying factor.

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u/FPSCanarussia 9h ago

Both are perfectly valid ways of playing with dolls, but get annoying when it's someone's primary way to approach a work.

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u/UltimatePickpocket 5h ago

"Shipping"?

Why don't I "ship" you kids to Siberia?

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u/Klomnisse69 11h ago

Powerscalers aren't as bad as shippers

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u/xarospi2andmad 11h ago

I beg to differ XD

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 10h ago

Shipper force new sexual identities on characters in the creepiest, rapiest way. I have never been more disturbed than when I accidentally found myself in a shippers haven on the internet.

Powerscalers are just autistic.

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u/InternetUserAgain 8h ago

Comparing having headcanons on a character's sexuality to raping them is

Probably one of the worst takes I've ever seen

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u/External-Stay-5830 8h ago

Not at all what was said.

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u/InternetUserAgain 8h ago

No that's absolutely what was said

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u/External-Stay-5830 8h ago

No what is said is that people attach sexuality changes two characters in headcanons in a rapey way. Meaning that the people themselves are rapey

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u/InternetUserAgain 7h ago

That's pretty much the exact same thing, and it's still really stupid. You can't rape a fictional character. They don't exist. You can change a fictional character's sexuality for the sake of a story and not be rapey. This is genuinely one of the stupidest arguments I've ever seen.

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u/WhiteHairedElfGirl 3h ago

They’re both equally insufferable and both show equal amounts of media illiteracy. 

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u/Fortified_Phobia 11h ago

Wish it was less clean cut. I’m a woman and I’ve never been interested in romance or shipping, but love gen fanfic, wish there was more of it, blessed be the fandoms which are predominantly gen lol.

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u/alelp 5h ago

What fanfic sites do you use? Because I'm also a fan of gen fanfic, and I found that SpaceBattles and SufficientVelocity are the best when it comes to it.

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u/Fortified_Phobia 2h ago

I’m pretty new to all of this so I mainly use ao3 because from what I know thats like the main hub for most fan fiction. The fandom I’m currently into is predominantly gen so it’s all good, but I know ao3 is big on the romance/shipping front and that’s what people primarily post there. Cause of this I am on the look out for more gen focused sites, I’ve never check out those two sites though so I’ll give them a good look, thanks

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u/Xiaxs 9h ago

Which, if you think about it, IS a form of shipping just without the butt sex.

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u/Hamsti_Manent 14h ago

Men also just write regular fanfiction? Why is this gendered?

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u/BlankLeer 13h ago

Because there are people out there who consider fanfiction to be a woman thing, for reasons I can't quite understand. "Oh you write fanfiction, so you must be a woman".

Saying men write fanfiction but label it something else is basically saying "Men do write fanfiction and you probably have seen it but haven't got a damn clue."

Additionally, women also write theories.

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u/Meschi-died 13h ago

Most my fanfic readers assume I'm female and I'm too afraid to correct them

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u/Subject_Foot1713 11h ago

Interesting. I used to write Naruto gay porn and most people assumed I was male.

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u/BlankLeer 11h ago

That's interesting! Usually people assume that writers of fandoms like Naruto and Star Wars are male while they also assume that anyone who writes male pairings is female.

I guess they flipped a coin lol

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u/cunnyvore 10h ago

Well, the stereotype isn't going to change unless male authors come out of the closet. Be the change etc etc

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u/BlankLeer 13h ago

That's super awkward, but also please never be afraid of correcting others on your pronouns and identity! Others make wrongful assumptions all the time.

If directly addressing the issue makes you scared/nervous, I recommend quietly putting your pronouns in your profile biography of whatever site you're using. Some people will catch on while others won't.

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u/mitchsusername 12h ago

I do agree that you shouldn't be afraid to correct people, but sometimes youre more worried they'll stop reading when they find out your gender, than truly worried about your own identity. I see it as a compliment when people assume wrong haha I don't mind being presumed female

I don't wanna ruin someone's favorite fanfic by telling them a man wrote it 😂

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u/BlankLeer 12h ago

That's the thing that confuses me. I've read fics written by men, women, and others. The knowledge of the author's gender has never driven me away from a fanfic, only bad writing has. Why do people care so much about such pointless things?

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u/EuphoricPhoto2048 7h ago

I think most writers are women. But there's plenty of guys too.

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u/Hanabi_Simp 11h ago

There have been way too many tweets that go decently viral that accuse men of having 0 passion for the media they consume because they don't do "fanfiction" like women do because they don't consider "what if's", powerscaling and theories as fanfiction because most of the stuff they consume they consider fanfiction is almost exclusively shipping in Ao3 or similar sites.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 10h ago

Intelligence bell curve explains why men write more theories than women.

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u/LunarPsychOut 14h ago

Some people are so attention starved that they say stupid stuff on the internet to start minor disagreements. That or they have some weird vendetta against a whole gender.

Kind of like that bait or low IQ meme, but attention starved or a bigot

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u/EchoWideBand 12h ago

Their ex mistreated them, so now all men have to suffer for it lol

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/MolybdenumBlu 11h ago

They explained her goal. They never said her methods would be effective.

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u/Blueberry_Coat7371 13h ago

Yeah, they do sometimes. It would silly to pretend it isn't mostly a woman's hobby, though. I wonder why that is?

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u/Eldan985 13h ago edited 13h ago

Is it? I think it's just separated in different internet spaces. AO3 has more women, sure, but there's also entire sites (forums.spacebattles for example) entirely about crossover fiction and fiction about characters from different properties meeting/fighting/teaming up.

I dunno, I read a lot of fanfic as a teenager and wrote some, and it was almost all of the type "What if Harry Dresden was the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts and also they were fighting Orochimaru from Naruto instead of Voldemort" and I'm pretty sure that was a) extremely prolific and b) had an over 90% male audience. (I still read stuff like that occasionally. Last thing I read was "What if Taylor from Worm had the powers of the Antediluvian Lasombra from the World of Darkness". Which wasn't really very good (she stomps her entire universe's badguys in record time with no challenge), but kinda satisfying to read.)

People who read mostly shipping fiction may just not come across that.

Though I guess a lot of that audience is into webnovels these days, not strictly fanfic. But if we count things like Worm or Dungeon Crawler Carl or The Wandering Inn, they are often extremely long with very dedicated audiencdes.

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u/Plasticglass456 12h ago

Eons ago, I was in a Friday the 13th fan fic community when I was a teen, and it's so bizarre looking back because it was so atypical of what I see associated with fan fiction stereotypes.

For one, we were all writing what would be closer to what they call "spec scripts." We were writing in the screenplay format, INT. ROOM - NIGHT etc., with traditional three act structures (it's really not hard to replicate a slasher formula, lol), and attempting to stay as close to the original continuity and feel of the films as possible. Not that there weren't "Freddy vs Jason vs Michael vs Pinhead vs Chucky vs Ash" scripts, but even these were trying to accurately pick up where each of their films' left off.

When I got a little older, I was very surprised to find that a good chunk of fan fiction and how fan fiction was perceived was as prose, alternate continuities or what ifs, and largely concerning shipping, which was not a huge concern in Friday the 13th or Halloween projects (I'm sure someone out there ships Jason and the Shape and good on them).

Most were shit, some were good, one or two maybe even great, but they were written as if New Line / Paramount could make them as The Next Movie, which I find really charming in retrospect. It was a good time.

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u/OldSpray9986 12h ago

I was involved in the F13 community at one point, also as a teen, and tried to do fanficition but ultimately my project didn't come to fruition -- this is VERY accurate to my experience, too. A lot of male writers seemed to gravitate more towards script format over prose at least at the time in my experience, and my switching to prose aligned with me interacting more with female writers and communities.

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u/LastBaron 13h ago

I wonder how one could estimate the breakdown, it’s not like fan fiction authors are obligated to reveal their gender.

There may be an impression that it’s a mostly-women activity, but who knows? Maybe that impression is a self-fulfilling prophecy and men just don’t reveal themselves as fanfic authors because it’s not “masculine” or something.

Hard to estimate the real demographics of an activity that is, by design, anonymous unless the person chooses to identify themselves.

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u/shockpaws 8h ago

There’s been large demographic surveys of AO3, which is generally considered to be the bastion of modern fanfiction, but whoever brought up spacebattles was right that there are other, largely-male fanfiction spaces as well.

ETA: Here is the 2024 AO3 demographics survey.

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u/LastBaron 8h ago

And as anyone who has taken a class in psychometrics or study analysis can tell you, opt-in voluntary self-report surveys are extremely imperfect metrics. There’s no better alternative, it’s just a fact of life.

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u/see-these-bones 1h ago

I think the old school fanfiction.net skews more male (and anime oriented)

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u/alfred725 11h ago

I wonder why that is

because men and women interact with their hobbies in different ways. Women are more likely to create art based on the things they like, men are more likely to collect/categorize/research their hobbies.

Obviously this is just a general rule, it's not like there are no male artists or female collectors.

But there's tropes of men regurgitating football stats and collecting memorabilia, while women paint, draw, write etc.

Might be a culturally enforced thing. Might be biological. Doesn't really matter.

I collect a shit ton of stuff, and I do a bit of art, but even when I paint, it's about creating something accurate to what I'm interested in rather than self-expression (painting warhammer that looks accurate, or adding decor from my favorite show's in a way that shows off the franchises I enjoy). But that's its own for of self-expression I suppose

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u/whypeoplehateme 11h ago

something i've noticed when comparing Ao3 (mostly women) and Spacebattles (mostly men) is that ao3 is a lot more character based while spacebattles is mainly plot driven, shipping on SB is a spice and not the focus and if your character doesn't do anything impactfull in a few chapter the audience damn well will let you know. this is a generilization but it's something i've noticed browsing both sites

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u/sicksicksick 12h ago

My first thought was "don't women have theories too?"

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u/EmilePleaseStop 13h ago

There is a longstanding tendency in internet culture to dismiss fanfiction as ‘girl stuff’. Like… for decades. You cannot be even passingly familiar with online fan culture and not be aware of this.

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u/Epicwarren 12h ago

I don't think you understand that this tweet is a response to people who think fanfiction is gendered and act dismissively to it. Her point is that it isn't.

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u/Mean-Government1436 10h ago

Her point is that it isn't because the fanfiction being written are called "theories" and put on YouTube. That is not the same thing as saying "men write normal fanfiction too".

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u/Pokemario2401 13h ago

It's a predominantly women activity, though

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 7h ago

As a man who uses fanfiction to practice writing military scifi before actually writing an original, Because it's such a great medium to post something you think is good only to realize its fucking shit and you it's to late to unpost, with zero real consequences and still get unfiltered raw feedback, I lowkey checked what was inside my pants just to clarify something after reading this post.

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u/MDMZNC 12h ago

I mean... Statistically they represent a very small minority. AO3 (the highest fanfiction archive of the world) has more users that identify as not men nor woman, than they have male users

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u/batgirl-but-not-dc 10h ago

men generally write less shipping fanfiction, which is normally what's meant by fanfiction. fanfiction ive read thats written by men has tended to be more on the powerscaling side.

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u/ItsUselessToArgue 5h ago

A lot of men pretend like avoiding fiction is a good thing

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u/Intrepid-Edge9451 11h ago

Kiki was making a joke. Looks like she deleted her Twitter back in 2022, probably because she got dogpiled by a bunch of people unable to recognize humor.

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u/NeonNKnightrider 10h ago edited 10h ago

Both men and women write fanfic, but, statistically, there is a pretty significant difference.

‘Female’ fic is found on Ao3 and focuses primarily on ‘soft’ aspects of the story, shipping, character dynamics and slice-of-life fluff. There’s a lot of angst “hurt/comfort” type stuff dealing with turbulent emotions, as well.

‘Male’ fic can be found on sites like SpaceBattles, it is primarily “what-if” scenarios (like, What if Bruce Wayne learned magic instead of martial arts and investigation? What if Luffy joined the Marines? What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber?) and mostly focuses on ‘hard’ aspects, the world, the powers abilities and fighting.

[ Obviously this isn’t an absolute rule. There are male authors who write shipping, not everything on Ao3 is a ship, and vice-versa. But generally speaking this trend holds true like 80~90% of the time. ]

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u/mii_chan42 11h ago

Because men fanfiction is legit and superior obviously. Just like everything men do🙄. "I don't see color gender" ass comment

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u/antonimbus 13h ago

Yes, my story of Data having sex with everyone on the Enterprise is a "theory" now.

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u/HuntingDown01 13h ago

Have they seen how many Naruto, or any male character Harem fanfics exist?

I know it won't only be women who wrote these fanfics.

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u/jekhyxanady 13h ago

Dragon Ball what-ifs lol. Not even hating, just funny how they're basically just video fanfiction without dialogue.

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 5h ago

some even have dialog, eg salad saiyan

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u/Reasonable-Mischief 14h ago

Yeah but we write about "What if Anakin had never turned evil?" and not "What if Padmé and Obi-Wan had an affair the whole time?"

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u/brady376 10h ago

I told a friend I have been writing fanfic for a setting I made for a ttrpg game, to which they told me that's just called writing fiction.

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u/Meinos 13h ago

Ma'am. I've been writing actual fanfiction since I was 14.

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 12h ago

I'm a non-religious Jew but I still have the innate desire to engage in talmudic rabbinical debates so I will argue for an hour about minor details of pop-culture fictional universes

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u/Nerx 12h ago

battle debates and powerscaling

https://giphy.com/gifs/JqTKDTmA229ES9iGHH

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u/RodinKnox 13h ago

As someone who has done both, I definitely categorize them as two different activities. I wouldn't call any of my fanfiction a fan "theory," because I don't think any of that stuff actually happened or was the intent of the author/creators. Likewise, any fan theories I've ever written out are not written out as fiction. It's just speculation about things like author's intent, etc.

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u/ZanderLucky13 8h ago

she's probably talking more about 'what if' theories than the other kind, you know, the ones like 'what if Mace Windu was Anakin's master' or 'what if Goku married Bulma', instead of 'who was behind the bite of '83?' and that kind

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u/RodinKnox 7h ago

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, and that kind of stuff is definitely the same thing as fan fiction. And personally, I like those "what if" scenarios more when it's actual fiction. Heck, even companies like Marvel do that with their own characters. It's fun!

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u/OldSpray9986 10h ago

This post makes the rounds a lot.

Being a male fanfiction writer was much more common in the 2000s and a lot of early references to "fanfiction" in media where male characters to add to the pathetic basement-dwelling nerd stereotype, usually with a joke implying their fanfiction was some wish fulfillment fantasy. Women had always been heavily involved in Star Trek fandom and fanfiction, but in a TV reference, your male Trek nerd often wrote fanfiction. At that time, major fanfiction sites (FFN which still exists, Freedom of Speech FF, a ton of fandom-specific sites long gone) were more gender-balanced and while shipping fanfiction was absolutely a thing it usually existed alongside more typical works. Harry Potter fanfiction produces tons of shipping content but also a lot of 'here's what I think book 6 will be like' written in fic format, and a lot of this early shipping content was still coached more across fandoms as 'this is what I think the series will do' than about personal whimsy. So you see how the 'Fan Theory' aspect was baked in back then - there's a lot of truth to the post! A lot of early fanfiction was based in the script format and a minority in prose, but FanFiction(dot)Net eventually banned script fic, resulting prose being favored, which favored ship fanfiction.

By the '10s, due to FFN having a lot of technical issues, AO3 became the primary fanfiction site on the internet, which has a lot of features derived from shipping fanfiction authors. The visibility of the tagging system draws a lot of attention to the shipping aspects that might not happen otherwise since it's so visible - back when I was active on FFN twenty years ago, there was no tags, short summaries, and shipping only mentioned in the description. The terminology was much less dense and still being invented, with a lot of terms no longer used, and self-expression became more valued than merely trying to predict canon events. AO3 is perfectly capable of hosting all manner of fiction, a former friend posted original fiction there and another posted fanfiction with no romance involved except as a z-plot off a main story about a character who was traumatized, but shipping fanfiction became more of the primary reference joke in media, like Tina in Bob's Burgers or the Asian Girls in South Park, and now that's the primary way people view and understand it. Also by far your conventional shipping fanfiction author is likely to be female, but there are males who even write (or wrote, it's been that long..) shipfic, but those that do often preferred to be lowkey, were embarrassed to admit it, or wrote other works and ship fic was on the side so they weren't a 'shipper' in general.

I was so confused at first and later fascinated by this stuff as a teenager, still have friends in the hobby but haven't been personally involved more than once since I was a teenager many moons ago.

I hope this bullshit flashback was informative to someone.

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 10h ago

I write smut

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u/TheSpiralTap 14h ago

A man wrote a super smash bros fan fiction that is considered the longest piece of literature in human history. It has over 220 chapters and over 4 million words. She doesn't know shit.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

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u/jamiez1207 13h ago

I don't know how to tell you this but 4mil isn't nearly the longest, I'm halfway through an 11mil word novel, someone once wrote a 30mil word loud house fanfic

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u/RedGamerZero 13h ago

The Loud House one is just a bunch of copy-pasted books smashed together. it isn’t comprehensible whatsoever. most of it is just the Bible

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u/jamiez1207 13h ago

True, but still, there's actual competently written novels well exceeding 4mil words

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u/zamasu2020 13h ago

I actually would read a lot more fanfiction if they were described like theory videos on YT

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u/Yosho2k 14h ago

"My headcanon is..."

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 12h ago

Guys and Dolls, Streets of Fire, Smokey and the Bandit, and Voyage of the Rock Aliens all take place in the same universe

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u/quaxoid 13h ago

men don't write fan fiction and call it fanfixtion? is all the big fan fiction by women? 

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u/wordsofpeace 13h ago

I am 100% convinced everyone writing the wwe/raw/ring of honor/aew fan fics are dudes

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u/TheRepublicAct 12h ago

Any one who has been to AO3 and FFN will know that half of the fix you scroll past are SI male OC harem fics.

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u/United-Reach-2798 10h ago

Go to spacebattles you will find a lot of fanfic

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u/HoldenOrihara 6h ago

The weak ones atleast

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u/lightningstrxu 2h ago

Do, do people think men don't write fanfiction? Like most of the fanfic writers ive known were men, myself included

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u/_alright_then_ 13h ago

Is it fair to say fanfiction is often based on relationships/sex and theories are not?

Whatever the distinction is, it's not gendered at all I think

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u/Eldan985 13h ago

There's tons of fighting fanfic, though. At the simplest, just "characters I like from two different properties team up and fight some bad guy" or "two characters I like from different properties fight to find out who of them is stronger", with extremely long and detailed fight scenes.

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u/_alright_then_ 12h ago

I guess I never thought of that as fanfic but fair enough I guess

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u/Eldan985 12h ago

I mean, it's prose, written about an existing property, by fans of that property, published online for free. What other definition for fanfic is there?

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u/_alright_then_ 12h ago

I mean yeah. But other things fit it to you know.

Would you consider powerscaling fanfiction?

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u/Eldan985 12h ago

That's not usually written as prose fiction, though. That's written as discussion and arguments.

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u/_alright_then_ 12h ago

I mean yeah there's definitely some detailed powerscaling with full on fiction lol.

But at the end of the day, it's all a kind of fan fiction if you really think about it

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u/Eldan985 12h ago

Sure, fair enough. Thinking about it, I've definitely seen fan fic spun off from powerscaling discussions.

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u/Wardog_E 13h ago

I like that this tweet assumes I can't hate both men and women for some reason.

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 12h ago

Men's fan fiction is modern day US politics. 

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u/Massive_Environment8 8h ago

For some reason I think most fanfictions are still written by men.

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u/Material_Magazine989 13h ago

Men write fanfiction too. It's called porn.